DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[HorseSense]

Again it's such a stupid, pointless lie that shows phil just doesn't seem to care about his credibility whatsoever.

He thinks because he's not homeless after the Joon documentary that he's the Teflon Pig.

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP fans: You scammed us, Phil.
DSP: *banworld*
PPP: Phil scammed us.
DSP: LMAO oh you guys! I love PPP!

Phil has literally become this (google Looney Tunes Spike and Chester, if you don't know):
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I was trying to think of this one but couldn't. There's also Mugsy and Rocky

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil started the stream with the tips goal at $250 then changed it when someone mentioned it. Testing the Kino fans to see how much he can milk from them is really funny.

 

[Benchod]

I like how he's now calling detractors "mentally stunted" and "slow" (retarded) when his fanbase is literally a bunch of retards in wheelchairs.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I like how he's now calling detractors "mentally stunted" and "slow" (retarded) when his fanbase is literally a bunch of retards in wheelchairs.

Also, making fun of his snorting is the same as making fun of a disabled person.

 

[johnkimble123]

Like yeah the principle here is what matters and if anyone should be mad is the fuckin retards who tried to hold him to his word and got fucked out of $2k. Stupid niggers I tell ya.

Even saying everything Phil says is true (up to the switcheraoo being some elaborate plan)... if morons give you $2k to do something, you probably should put some fucking effort into doing the thing. If it was a 1 day $100 thing, ok moral outrage is silly. And like you said, the dude hyped it up for a week, you can't do that and then throw your hands up at the first roadblock.

 

[Fragarach]

Phil's naturally handling the YT/Kick split-streaming in the dumbest way possible. He's going in hard on the begging and is gonna bleed both sides dry. He seems to forget or ignore that most of his "support" comes from a couple whales. Piling on even more begging is just gonna make new viewers peace out and any non-whale giving him money will see that he's still begging days after getting $1k+ and ask themselves what the point is. He just started on Kick and his first impression is basically "I'm gonna just be begging all the time, please watch me!" not realizing that any normal person who hasn't been brainwashed by years of pignosis will just leave and watch someone else. He's so comically bad at this whole streaming thing which is nuts as it's all he's done or known for, what, 15 YEARS now?

And the whole Krabby Patty thing is just Phil at his worst. It's the empty game case giveaway all over again where all he has to do to make his dents happy is the bare minimum (literally drive 4 miles to get a burger, drive back, eat it, you're $2k richer and the tards will clap like seals and everyone wins) but he somehow manages to pick the option that makes him look like a complete asshole when it's SO EASY to just...not do that. I swear he has some mental condition where he just gets off on being an asshole, like if he actually makes anyone happy he somehow loses something in the process.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil literally trying to pigsplain to somebody that his total support doesn't mean he actually got that money that day...

Like dude... do you realize that every person that works a job gets their money in intervals. They don't get paid the next day for their hours worked. They budget between checks. How about your man child ass do the same?

Also this dude has volunteered that he'll wear underwear with holes all the time.

 

[ATandTism]

Phil's naturally handling the YT/Kick split-streaming in the dumbest way possible. He's going in hard on the begging and is gonna bleed both sides dry. He seems to forget or ignore that most of his "support" comes from a couple whales. Piling on even more begging is just gonna make new viewers peace out and any non-whale giving him money will see that he's still begging days after getting $1k+ and ask themselves what the point is. He just started on Kick and his first impression is basically "I'm gonna just be begging all the time, please watch me!" not realizing that any normal person who hasn't been brainwashed by years of pignosis will just leave and watch someone else. He's so comically bad at this whole streaming thing which is nuts as it's all he's done or known for, what, 15 YEARS now?

And the whole Krabby Patty thing is just Phil at his worst. It's the empty game case giveaway all over again where all he has to do to make his dents happy is the bare minimum (literally drive 4 miles to get a burger, drive back, eat it, you're $2k richer and the tards will clap like seals and everyone wins) but he somehow manages to pick the option that makes him look like a complete asshole when it's SO EASY to just...not do that. I swear he has some mental condition where he just gets off on being an asshole, like if he actually makes anyone happy he somehow loses something in the process.

He knows his die-hard whales will support him through anything he does. If they are mentally ill enough to support a 42 year old man through the rest of his left, what could he possible do to stop that? The new viewers and dolphins who only drop $5-20 here and there? Fuck them! I know my 2-3 whales will always be there!

I'd bet a few of them get off on getting findommed by their piggy daddy.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

"Pay me 1k and I'll do the shirt rip!"* (*Pre-cut shirt over a button down one, not the Philamania tee with bare chest under like Hogan*). "Give me 2k and I will eat the Krabby Patty from Wendy's!"* (*Addams Family Whopper from BK*)
Every goal is a scam, how can dents get excited for any future one? If the stupid chicken Big Mac isn't available by Doordash, he'll switch to whatever he feels like

 

[Balr0g]

One thing is for sure his clips section will give us some nice content for years.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

One thing is for sure his clips section will give us some nice content for years.

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The best part of his kick channel right there.
Hopefully his fans make their own clips to combat this!

You know what they say though, hindsight is 20/20.

 

[Nicole E. Eggert]

I feel vindicated by saying all Phil wanted is a friend in the world, like a retarded Gilgamesh. I think John Rambo is legit the one person in the world Phil truly ever loved, both platonically and romantically, even if he ended up driving him away.

While I don't think PPP did the Krabby Patty thing to shit on Phil (but on detractors who made a big deal out of it) I think it's obvious he IS making fun of Phil regardless. Phil acting like they planned this together and they're best buddies is just too embarrassing. It's becoming too much, like part of me wants to feel bad for Phil. That clip of Phil moving his camera to make it look like he's on Kino Casino shitting on Rich is probably the only time I legit couldn't keep watching and even had that occasional second-hand embarrassment feeling during the day.

I'm calling it now. Phil will be more devastated when Ashton starts ignoring him (and starts messaging Andy non-stop) than whenever he announces Kat had a heart attack or fatly fell down the stairs.

While PPP seems to share the same position as Null (anyone who criticizes DSP is a loser, you should spend your time criticizing Null's and PPP's favorite lolcows instead), my impression was that the krabby patty scam was so egregious that even PPP realized he couldn't sweep it, and felt the need to get out in front of it and make fun of it.

At the moment, I'm actually curious how desperately DSP needs to cope over PPP's reaction. To me, there's no question in my mind that he's already sent Ashton a huge paragraph DM, something along the lines of, "I was dying laughing watching your video, bro! So funny! It's crazy how stupid the detractors are, they actually think that we aren't friends! I'm really looking forward to the collabs we'll be doing later, bro!" and Ashton just replies with, "Yes my king, of course my liege" or whatever.

But a part of me wonders if he's never bothered mentioning the Kino Casino to Kat before today, because he knows she wouldn't understand it or care about it, and his need to cope has led to him needing to try to explain everything all at once so that he can rant about it to her. "You know, I have friends on the Internet now, it's these two guys called PPP and Warski. They're great, they saw how bad Rich is for bullying me and they stick up for me, they're really nice guys! And they know how crazy my detractors are, because those stalkers keep sending them messages about me, but they know those people are stupid and the stuff they're saying is just a bunch of lies! Anyway, I told a white lie on my stream, and the detractors went nuts! And Ashton made a video making fun of them! Yeah he said I pulled a scam, but it's all a joke, we're friends!"

I don't believe anything's going to come of this, I'm sure PPP wants to keep DSP around to bring him on as an occasional guest, but I laugh thinking about how hard Kat's going to have to work to avoid Phil so she can escape having to listen to him talk about this.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I swear he has some mental condition where he just gets off on being an asshole, like if he actually makes anyone happy he somehow loses something in the process.

He likes making Phil happy, that's the only thing that matters to him. For example, in a hypothetical situation where he can save someone's life by walking 1,000 steps his first thoughts would be how inconvenient that is for him and how much he doesn't want to do it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

https://x.com/TheRealDashFir1/status/1845704193211785573?t=cIJWRO17Ayng6HMCRU_7ag&s=19

$640, of which $25 was tips and most of the rest was a pair of dents gifting Kick subs. How long before we go back to a tips only goal?

 

[Balr0g]

https://x.com/TheRealDashFir1/status/1845704193211785573?t=cIJWRO17Ayng6HMCRU_7ag&s=19

$640, of which $25 was tips and most of the rest was a pair of dents gifting Kick subs. How long before we go back to a tips only goal?

As soon as he realizes that doordash brings his bank account into the reds. And just imagine his spending spree when the paycheques arrive. This retard has never heard of budgeting. Heck remember his "I have saved my money I haven't splurged it" back in his good old Machinima days? Yeah he "saved" it. Saved it to buy dumb statues and clutter his condo

 

[GoldenSpoon]

$640, of which $25 was tips and most of the rest was a pair of dents gifting Kick subs. How long before we go back to a tips only goal?

I'm gonna be extremely, extremely generous and say end of November absolute latest.
Just so he can get his 'Tis the season' bullshit firing on every fucking cylinder.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

One thing is for sure his clips section will give us some nice content for years.

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Does Kick allow these to be hidden or censored?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Does Kick allow these to be hidden or censored?

He can delete them but he can't prevent the creation of them, not to mention you can still make the clips even if your account is banned from the channel.

 

[Elbe]

This fuckhead is pulling the "I was only pretended to be retarded" thing again to cover his ass. All so he could laugh and get a boner over seeing PPP's hairless gut.

Hey Phil, if it was all a joke, why did you ban everyone who complained?

His fake laughter is cosmic levels of boyfriend cringe.

Plus, as was prophesied, he's started doing those retarded Warski claps.