Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It doesn't end there. One of the first Pokemon Manga's that got an English translation was made by Toshihiro Ono, who also made a lot of pornographic manga.

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He looks like nip Boogie. Being a fatso and having a neckbeard are very uncommon in japan. A sign that there is something wrong with this guy.

 

[AnotherPleb]

O.K. but that still doesn't make any sense

We went through 2 generations without them after S/M/US/UM and both Gen 8 and 9 had pokemon that used to have Mega Evolutions.

If this means the mainline games are going to get them again, then what exactly is GameFreak's explanation for taking them out in the first place? It can't be for balancing issues because if I recall, people were saying Tera is broken. And even then, just nerf the broken shit... they've been nerfing everything else.

I'm not complaining by the way, I loved Mega Evolutions and wished GameFreak expanded upon it even more, but it seems like ever since gen6 GameFreak is just going through new mechanic after new mechanic to where now we have so many systems it completely removes the simplicity of what it once was and is overly complicating it for no reason. Are Z-Moves going to comeback the following generation? Are we going to have a Pokemon game that just has ALL the mechanics?

it's shit like this that makes me go "you know what, genwoners might have a had a point"

As much as I like megas some of them should have been straight up evos - Audino and Altaria being key examples though Mawile is a close second. The big limit with Megas is the fact that you can only have one on your team, and Gamefreak clearly didn't like them if you look at how the USUM dex shits on all of them.

 

[Shaneequa]

Gamefreak clearly didn't like them if you look at how the USUM dex shits on all of them.

Spoonfeed me the most interesting ones

 

[AnotherPleb]

Spoonfeed me the most interesting ones

Kangaskhan is one. It's lighter but the idea of the mom worrying about the kid is fucked. Mega Gyarados is a low hanging fruit too. Mega Aerodactyl is literally in pain if you look at the Moon entry. They're especially cruel to Mega Tyranitar in its entry.

 

[Registration]

That was it? Lol I expected more. But it is alright since MEGAS are a temporary evolution, not a permanent one, so they deal with discomfort then changes it back. It is Just like a woman when she uses high heel shoes then removes it and walk barefeet.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Going back to the odd realistically-rendered monsters, their style is similar to that one early drawing of N that Masuda showed off in an interview. Same creepy vibes. I could believe they were meant to be Pokemon at some point.

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Same energy.

 

[negativlad]

High heels is basically a mega evolution, if you think about it. I mean, lopunny just puts on some Hot Topic tights and suddenly is UUBL

 

[BlerdBjern]

As long as the pokerelations had no poketroonery involved I don't care.

The critters are pretty frequently shown to be human level intelligent, so it's basically no different from Captain Kirk Fucking aliens.

But why octillery though?

 

[AnotherPleb]

High heels is basically a mega evolution, if you think about it. I mean, lopunny just puts on some Hot Topic tights and suddenly is UUBL

Or you could be Mega Audino and lose Regenerator.

 

[30+GameOvers]

As fun as it is for a bunch of pokemon to turn up to be part of the diddy gang im seriously starting to wonder if a bunch of you retards actually played the games before, because im pretty sure in diamond and pearl they outright mention that people used to marry pokemons in the past and theres a bunch of them who are outright oc donut steal yokai (and jap folklore is filled with japs fucking a bunch of the yokai because ????)

Well yeah, but if we say that the leaks aren't canon then it might make ourselves feel better

 

[Day of the Cope]

Furries gonna FREAK!

Sing along with me, kids!

RIP Brockie

 

[Registration]

Gonna share some overworld gen 5 stuff

Brycen the ninja man

Darker hair hilda

Clay

Beta elesa with no leggins

Iris the dragon maid

Big mama

Alder

Sisters

E4

Volcanion of shit

Keys

 

[30+GameOvers]

Hoenn cut dex with jap names and decriptions

https://rentry.org/betahoenn

Very interesting stuff. I believe some of these type combos are unused, there were also going to be a lot of grass/water Pokemon for some reason aside from just Lotad line. Interesting to note that Shiftry and Seedot weren't the same evolutionary line and Grovyle came first and as a completely different pokemon. Reminds me of Cyndaquil, back when it was just some random ground type way back in the original drafts of Gold/Silver then turned into the fire starter by the end.
A lot of these designs...sucked, so I am glad we got something else. Some of these were recycled later on anyways.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

On the right is the Pokedex 3D Pro Snivy with 3,922 polygons compared to XY Snivy with 5,222.

>A model with 5222 polys
>On the fucking 3DS
What the fuck were they thinking? It's no wonder the games shit themselves when there's more than two Pokemon on the screen. You can't even see all that detail on the 3DS screen.

>Attempts to go 3D as early as Gen 4 but kept getting pushed back until Gen 6

To be fair, saying that gen 5 is a 2D gen is like saying the Lion King remake is live action. Everything aside from the Pokemon and trainers is a 3D model with a pixelated texture a la Octopath Traveler.

>If people look at leaks, doesn't that make the game more boring to play once it's actually released?

Yep, it's why some people are avoiding them like the plague.

That was it? Lol I expected more. But it is alright since MEGAS are a temporary evolution, not a permanent one, so they deal with discomfort then changes it back. It is Just like a woman when she uses high heel shoes then removes it and walk barefeet.

Just google it yourself. Most megas have some creepy thing added to their dex entries one way or another. Glalie's jaw breaks, Salamence becomes aggressive enough to attack its own trainer, Lucario becomes a heartless killing machine, so on and so forth.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Monster catching franchises were degenerate from the start.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

 

[30+GameOvers]

But why octillery though?

Most of these are based off Japanese folklore. Japanese have tentacle rape folklore that predates modern hentai, you can put the rest together

 

[Friendly Primarina]

 

[30+GameOvers]

Beta elesa with no leggins

I can see why they gave her the black leggings now: With nothing but yellow on the sprite, it almost looks like she's naked, especially on a tiny DS screen.
Also, Iris being a maid is surprising. Wasn't she originally supposed to be the Flying gym leader? Don't see the connection

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At least it isn't poor Dawn/Akari this time

 

[AnotherPleb]

Just google it yourself. Most megas have some creepy thing added to their dex entries one way or another. Glalie's jaw breaks, Salamence becomes aggressive enough to attack its own trainer, Lucario becomes a heartless killing machine, so on and so forth.

All those mean mega evolution descriptions are from gen 7. They cut all of those right out in LGPE.




I could show more but I don't want to saturate the thread. The LGPE dex entries fit a lot more for what people see mega evolution as.