#Coomerleaks - coomers gonna coom

[Nameless One]

Don't lie you love the big butt incest mommy RP.

You fill pages too fast for me to see that shit. Or I have a life and don't pay attention to when you goon at night.

 

[IKOL]

Real Farmers send and receive 0 dms.

Factually wrong.
I enjoy my feline-ting with a few feline appreciators on this wonderful platform.

 

[Azure05]

Ohnonononono I thought this was Kiwifarms not Goonerfarms. KEK

 

[jakkufurosuto]

of all places... why here?

 

[Nameless One]

of all places... why here?

People will find a way to jerk off everywhere I've learned. Regardless of the place. Porn rotted brains get progressively worse.

 

[Spunt]

I've said this before I'm sure last time, but why would you choose Kiwifarms DMs of all places to hold your degenerate goon sessions? Especially when everything got leaked the last two times. There are very many websites, perhaps the overwhelming majority of them, that aren't full of very skilled doxers and people who do not approve of degeneracy, and whose specific purpose is not to laugh at people being idiots and expose all their information and weird proclivities.

It's like holding a Bar Mitzvah backstage at the Nuremburg Rally.

 

[Nameless One]

I'm pretty sure it's because the culprits have developed parasocial relationships with each other and have to recreate dm chains.

 

[IKOL]

of all places... why here?

Back when I have joined Farms things like these would've been incomprehensible and inconsievable.
I guess that Chris have enacted the Merge when he have done the intercourse with Barb, plus keffals' and dong-long-gone's crusade have made it so that people got... *slightly* too MATI and thus got them nerve and mind circuits overburned, which have affected them in ways nobody would've predicted.

Many such cases.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Don't worry @Clown the Polite and Friendly DM Chain has no gooning.

 

[Megatardingo]

You fill pages too fast for me to see that shit. Or I have a life and don't pay attention to when you goon at night.

The fact that you're sweating this hard makes me wanna go back and read to see if you posted anything cringe

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Why does gooning have to be a communal thing for you people

 

[Lurker]

People will find a way to jerk off everywhere I've learned. Regardless of the place. Porn rotted brains get progressively worse.

exhibitionism. the thought of getting caught is the kink

 

[Nameless One]

exhibitionism. the thought of getting caught is the kink

Yeah thats the word I was looking for. They don't hide it at all and it's like a game of cat and mouse for them.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I've said this before I'm sure last time, but why would you choose Kiwifarms DMs of all places to hold your degenerate goon sessions? Especially when everything got leaked the last two times. There are very many websites, perhaps the overwhelming majority of them, that aren't full of very skilled doxers and people who do not approve of degeneracy, and whose specific purpose is not to laugh at people being idiots and expose all their information and weird proclivities.

It's like holding a Bar Mitzvah backstage at the Nuremburg Rally.

Because they are porn addicts who literally have nothing else in their life going on so everywhere they go they have to talk about their fetish and find like-minded gooners to circlejerk with. They also get off on violating boundaries so they don't want to talk about their incest pedo fetish on a dedicated porn website, they wanna do it on a site where it's against the rules for thrills.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm going to see myself out. Someone tell @Osama Bin Laden (because he can't help but talk about me in threads for which I have no relevance) he got my name wrong and 7/8ths of my thread is unironically inaccurate. Buh byeeeee.

 

[IKOL]

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I think I'm going to see myself out. Someone tell @Osama Bin Laden (because he can't help but talk about me in threads for which I have no relevance) he got my name wrong and 7/8ths of my thread is unironically inaccurate. Buh byeeeee.

YER NOT GOING ANYWAY YET, DONKEY.

 

[Axiom.]

Crab Shack never dies nigga

 

[Coberald]

Someone invite me into the DMs
I definitely won't leak any screen caps in this thread.

I tried but it wouldn't let me, might be something to do with the "Start conversations with you" option under privacy in user settings, either that or your account might be too new.

 

[IKOL]

Crab Shack never dies nigga

It's Ma'am Shack now, bigots!

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

Imagine ERPing or sexting in KiwiFarms DMs after the last two times they leaked, or even ever.

Also: This is 10x funnier and grosser if you read it in Sam Elliott's voice. If there's an AI that does this, Null should feature such a clip on MATI.