Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Nick is confirmed to be an exhibitionist. He almost certainly gets off on people knowing the lascivious details of his sex life

I can't imagine that he's thrilled that he is known for leering around the corner while Aaron fucks Our Wife. Very damaging to his image. But alas, people like him are why there is a cuck chair in every hotel room.

 

[demicolon]

Wait... is Dorito the Holy Communion? Is that why he eats only one a day?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

This is an interesting theory that fits most of the known facts. The one thing that might stick out of place is the latest LOCALS stream he did, clearly from his old house.

Nick tends to stream from those common areas of the house when the kids aren’t there. They might have been away for the weekend. Either that, or Nick was there with supervisors who were listening to his stream from the other room in horror.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I increasingly believe that Nick is the one who decided on this course of action, due to his narcissism. His tard rage about having won a Franks hearing (he did not - DENIED) helped convince me, and his massive ego did, too.

For sure it was Rekieta who decided on the Franks motion strategy. Out of all the arguments in the motion to suppress, this was the one he focused on defending the most during his stream. He took the criticisms aimed at Franks very personally during it.

I'm not sure if this has always been a trait of Nick's or if he's living in constant denial, but he seems incapable of considering a perspective where his plans might go wrong, especially in the long run. A good example is the contract with Rumble. It was a one-year contract, but he acted like it was for life and that Rumble would never drop him. He alienated his audience, shifted his branding towards degeneracy, and never thought this would come back to bite him later.

I also don't know if he's stopped to reflect on the consequences of building his brand around his surname. Even if he disappears from the internet, his family's name will be linked to all this for years to come. Just search Rekieta on Google or YouTube and see. That will surely bring consequences for his children's lives.

So if he thinks this is just a chapter in his life that will pass... Well... Life will bring more DENIED, DENIED, DENIED.

 

[not william stenchever]

The word DENIED has been burned into Rackets gray matter in ways that booze, cocaine, and MDMA would never be able to.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

A small April update:

This weekend, April followed the personal and professional Instagram accounts of the body piercer at the local Willmar tattoo parlor, Dedicated Soul Studio. This is the same place where she may have gotten her latest tattoo.

Her basic bitch tree may have been penned by a local Willmar tattoo parlor called Dedicated Soul. One of the artists is April’s second most recent Instagram follow. No pictures on the page yet, though.

They also had a walk in deal on Monday, the same day April posted her new ink.

What piercing do you guys think Nick paid for to keep April happy? Her belly button was done years ago, and a nose piercing like Kayla’s might interfere with April’s hobbies. I’m sure she will show off whatever it is soon (probably more holes in her ear tbh).

 

[AnOminous]

Wait... is Dorito the Holy Communion? Is that why he eats only one a day?

In his mouth, it transubstantiates into the Cock of Romaine.

For sure it was Rekieta who decided on the Franks motion strategy. Out of all the arguments in the motion to suppress, this was the one he focused on defending the most during his stream. He took the criticisms aimed at Franks very personally during it.

It's almost Greer-tier. Since it was the one motion he'd filed irl that actually worked, it must work again even in a completely different case where it was obvious bullshit.

I'm not sure if this has always been a trait of Nick's or if he's living in constant denial, but he seems incapable of considering a perspective where his plans might go wrong, especially in the long run.

He's also too retarded to understand it when people explain to him in small words, like he's the fucking retard he is, exactly why it can and WILL backfire on him. You know, because faggy way etc. etc.

Just search Rekieta on Google or YouTube and see. That will surely bring consequences for his children's lives.

I'd change my name like Hitler's relatives. Actually I think I'd rather be associated with the Holocaust than the Balldocaust.

 

[zimzam88]

Wait... is Dorito the Holy Communion? Is that why he eats only one a day?

Did you know that in the Church of Balldo, they use a single nacho cheese Dorito to represent the body and whiskey to symbolize the blood of their god during their Unholy Communion?

 

[demicolon]

In his mouth, it transubstantiates into the Cock of Romaine.

That makes whiskey the Semen of Romaine.

 

[Major]

A small April update:

This weekend, April followed the personal and professional Instagram accounts of the body piercer at the local Willmar tattoo parlor, Dedicated Soul Studio. This is the same place where she may have gotten her latest tattoo.


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What piercing do you guys think Nick paid for to keep April happy? Her belly button was done years ago, and a nose piercing like Kayla’s might interfere with April’s hobbies. I’m sure she will show off whatever it is soon (probably more holes in her ear tbh).

What does April even do all day? Hang around and polish Nick's balldo? Cook spaghetti for his kids? Is that why Kayla tolerates her, more help around the house?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What does April even do all day? Hang around and polish Nick's balldo? Cook spaghetti for his kids? Is that why Kayla tolerates her, more help around the house?

She didn’t help out around the house before the arrest since the kids went unfed and there were clothes everywhere. She can’t be doing corner demon work because Nick isn’t streaming. Most likely just laying in bed with Nick and Kayla still doing Qover nonsense. Alas their snack boy is gone.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

What does April even do all day? Hang around and polish Nick's balldo? Cook spaghetti for his kids? Is that why Kayla tolerates her, more help around the house?

Absolutely nothing, pins terrible music, and tattoo ideas on pinterest. Pines for the day when the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil lets up and she can stream with Nick.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil not letting Nicholas stream is de facto "touching the cow" and thus ILLEGAL! You guys read the rules as well as Stephen Hawking walks...
you can't.

All Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil komands are delivered via text in the Nick Rekieta thread itself therefore there is no direct contact with the cow.

Given that charges of cow tipping require users to metaphorically "reach out" to the cow or cow adjacent parties, the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil is not only legal, but well within forum guidelines. Wrong again, balldo child.

Nick is confirmed to be an exhibitionist. He almost certainly gets off on people knowing the lascivious details of his sex life.

Exhibitionists get off on shocking people in a sexual manner. Whatever shock farmers had are gone now, replaced by laughter and derision. Nick won't stream because people make fun of him and he's chicken shit scared of it. He can't handle that people aren't reacting in the way he wants them to.

What does April even do all day? Hang around and polish Nick's balldo? Cook spaghetti for his kids? Is that why Kayla tolerates her, more help around the house?

She she has coke she does coke and runs local gayops to ensure here place as the head whore. When she doesn't have coke, she tries to figure out how to get more coke.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

Wait... is Dorito the Holy Communion? Is that why he eats only one a day?

Did you know that in the Church of Balldo, they use a single nacho cheese Dorito to represent the body and whiskey to symbolize the blood of their god during their Unholy Communion?

Nick's a trendsetter!

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What piercing do you guys think Nick paid for to keep April happy? Her belly button was done years ago, and a nose piercing like Kayla’s might interfere with April’s hobbies. I’m sure she will show off whatever it is soon (probably more holes in her ear tbh).

The new piercing is absolutely a VCH, no way Nick is paying for anything that's not entertaining to him.

What does April even do all day? Hang around and polish Nick's balldo? Cook spaghetti for his kids? Is that why Kayla tolerates her, more help around the house?

According to Aaron, before her main interest became powdering her nose April was helping Kayla learn to clean. It's not impossible that she's reverted to these activities to distract herself from the (relative) absence of drugs.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think his address change is because KCHHS won't let him live with his kids yet. Both Kayla and Nick moved there. I think it would be really hard for his parents to get legal control of him. Here's what I think is some of the conditions:
1. Nick and Kayla can't live with kids until certain milestones are met.
2. Kids and caretakers moved in to Nicks house,
3. Nick needed to change address with family court to show he doesn't live at kids house and it updates all court cases. His other cases changed too (traffic court)..
4. He/Kayla needed a physical place, not PO box because KCHHS need to be able to randomly show up.
5. He can only visit his kids/house with supervision.
6. Streaming in the kids house has to be supervised per KCHHS. No sleepovers/overnite visits.

His "Nick won" stream was Nick saying "the children are coming home." He didn't get custody and he's still being monitored for drugs. KCHHS is not over.

Your theory is wrong.

It has already been explained to you why this is wrong: Nick has streamed AT NIGHT multiple times from his home, being visible at times both in his studio area and in the kitchen/living area in the past month or so. Somehow, that escaped mention in your 6 points.

In addition, there is no reason to suggest from the address that he had moved. It says it's being sent to Nick/Kayla c/o ("care of") Bob and Celeste. If he was trying to change his address to convince people he had indefinitely moved he/his attorney would not have written the address that way.

He's being wrangled by Bob and Celeste. It's that simple.

Nick tends to stream from those common areas of the house when the kids aren’t there. They might have been away for the weekend. Either that, or Nick was there with supervisors who were listening to his stream from the other room in horror.

That's not true either. His Locals streams regularly (if not most of the time) took place in his kitchen throughout the Rumble deal period.

Throughout 2023, he infamously did many of his post-stream Locals streams from the kitchen stuffing his face with ramen, pre-boiled eggs, etc. Near the start of 2024 he stopped using the kitchen and moved into the sunroom which opens onto the kitchen, which may be because the kitchen area was becoming too cluttered to show on stream.

 

[AnOminous]

Exhibitionists get off on shocking people in a sexual manner. Whatever shock farmers had are gone now, replaced by laughter and derision.

The thing is the "shock" he gets is at his faggotry, not that it's somehow impressive or is showing them prudes. A Balldo is the most cringy, laughable thing a man could be associated with, since it basically means he's such a limp dick cuckold he can't even use his dick, and being a literal cuck impresses nobody. A cuck is a joke of a man.

A 40+ year old man and baby daddy o'five wearing a Balldo, a Hot Topic belt, with the weakest snake tattoo of all time that looks like the kind of shit beginner tattooists do on pigs to practice, sitting in the corner stroking his flaccid dick to his wife getting railed by Jamaicans, is the most gut bustingly funny thing ever. Even when he tard rages and tries to act intimidating. Actually, ESPECIALLY when he tard rages and tries to act intimidating.

Nick is basically this:

You show 'em tiger! Have a coke and a smile!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The new piercing is absolutely a VCH, no way Nick is paying for anything that's not entertaining to him.

But then April would be out of commission for 4-8 weeks. Rekieta was pissed he had to wait 6 weeks when Kayla got her labiaplasty (or whatever it was).
Also, your username is very funny given this topic of conversation.

 

[Major]

What surgery has Kayla got? Boob job, pussy job, tummy tuck, face lift, fillers is that all?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What surgery has Kayla got? Boob job, pussy job, tummy tuck, face lift, fillers is that all?

Ghoul job

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He has said he is 'balls', so clearly his is fully gay and retarded.



The Church does not allow for Catholic marriage without an annulment granted by them--even if one was married outside the Church. They were devout enough to get a personal audience with John Paul II when Nick was in his teens, and to have him confirmed with the name 'Ignatius'. They seem very active and devout on the surface to do all these things.

Wait Wait Wait wait wait

… Rekieta’s confirmation name is Ignatius? For fuck’s sake. He and Riley are Dax’s Ignatius Riley.