DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

DSP continues to bully his Youtube audience:

I can already here him say something like: "Over on Kick everyone is chatting it up, but when I look at the Youtube chat, you guys are SO quiet! What's going on?!"

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

"Hey Phil, where did all the money go?"
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I love everything about this. The shamelessness of putting halloween goyslop behind a 2k paywall, the nerve of then not delivering on said promise and the brazenness with which the money is funnelled straight into champions. Truly the stuff of legends.

I fucking love everything about this guy's addiction to shitty gacha

 

[Jang Joo]

DSP continues to bully his Youtube audience:

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I can already here him say something like: "Over on Kick everyone is chatting it up, but when I look at the Youtube chat, you guys are SO quiet! What's going on?!"

>I'm being a dipshit, better walk it back by adding "lol" at the end

Coward. He does it so much I can't help but notice.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I'm loving the now daily "Tips are the liquidity of my business" rant.

Absolute kino.

 

[Elbe]

Amazing.

 

[Gramh]

Wild that he is back again to dictating how his dents need to support to make him financially safe. I thought the negative incentives were over? Oh wait DSP is a liar I forgot silly me.....

 

[Squatty Potty]

DSP got at least $10K last month from YouTube alone. Where's the money, Dave?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

>I'm being a dipshit, better walk it back by adding "lol" at the end

Coward. He does it so much I can't help but notice.

he does it in real life too, after he talks shit he always laughs and i think thats why the autists dont leave. they interpret it all as him just joking

 

[johnkimble123]

DSP got at least $10K last month from YouTube alone. Where's the money, Dave?

$14k in tips alone through when PoP's tracker stopped, over the previous 6 weeks.

• Plus all the $$ he made dancing on RTU's grave with his new besties in superchats.
• Plus all the other Youtube August money.
• Plus the money from late September to today in tips.
• Plus the Youtube payment he's getting next week.

There's no metric on Earth where Phil should be broke already.

 

[Comma]

The current pre-stream has turned into DSP scanning multiple chats for contributions, literally waiting for people to throw money at him, stalling hardcore:

EDIT:

Ramping up the shameless begging, scolding both chats for not emptying their velcro wallets:

What an utterly, utterly sad man.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

he does it in real life too, after he talks shit he always laughs and i think thats why the autists dont leave. they interpret it all as him just joking

I remember a clip from his FGC days where he whines out loud about one of his group talking while he's trying to vlog. The guy glares at him and Phil plays it off with ACK ACK ACK.

Edit: Found it:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

From bieber_sux123 on X:

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Wild that he is back again to dictating how his dents need to support to make him financially safe. I thought the negative incentives were over? Oh wait DSP is a liar I forgot silly me.....

I love how smug he gets when he gets tons of money. He'll say he's not an ebeggar because he hasn't done that in years, even though he still does it but slightly differently, and you're a detractor morahn if you still think that. But then the instant and I mean instant tips regress back to the mean he pulls the "I really need help" ripcord. What a gigantic faggot this dude is.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

The panicked tips begging confirms the August/September money is all gone.

Big Ups to Ryan + KC dents for filling Scopely's coffers even more this summer. Derich died for this.

 

[Balr0g]

Wouldn't it be funny if the Kc guys got a comission from Scopely to drag Phil even deeper into his addictions?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I knew Sparking Zero was based
"Jayde doesn't like it I don't like it either"

 

[Free Jasper]

Derich died for this.

Choked on my drink laughing at this line.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

Does he expect to get double the money for copy-pasting his stream onto two platforms now?

 

[Gramh]

Poor DSP, he's hit the goal but his liquidity is like, $15 Now after DSP takes Khet to the emergency vet he'll have to eat lunch meat sandwiches instead of an Adams Family Whopper...

 

[San Dimas High School]

The liquidity begs are the best because you know they're always specifically for Hogans and nothing else. Like he'll tell you that August was his best month in a decade and September, while not as lucrative was still way above average. He made over a grand or whatever yesterday. So every month he's getting paid plenty to cover everything no matter what. But all of his business' liquidity is going to Hogans so he still really needs those tips, he really does.

When he says "oh yeah, listen I need tips because I'm not going to get that Kick paycheck until December" it's just obfuscation. He's still getting his Youtube paycheck for those big months like normal. He's so slimy and so addicted to Hogans. It's great.