Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Red Frida]

lol, you can see some cope-lore developing in real time:



Rick hears an unsourced claim that anonymous Tesla employees have tried to keep Elon Musk away.



Rick takes this claim and runs with it. There are now people whose ENTIRE JOB is to do that.



Not only that, there is now a whole team at SpaceX dedicated to keeping Elon away!

The way Rick keeps snowballing this Tomlinson tall tale is like GOB and his increasingly expensive suit: https://youtu.be/81Nl7VYFEaI
"Yeah, the guy with a paid employee keeping him away from his most successful company is actually an idiot!"
"Yeah, the guy with an entire team keeping him away from his most successful company is actually an idiot!"
"Yeah, the guy with an entire successful company keeping him away from his most successful company is actually an idiot!"
How is this pigman not realizing people can just view his xeet history and see him just making up shit?

 

[Free the Pedos]

TAdADADA, IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN' P-A-DOUBLE-T's!

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PAT HOOOOOG!!

 

[Piggle Rick]

Piggle Rick belongs in an asylum arguing with a fence post.

Oy, I take a (backwards) fence at that comment.

 

[OffTopic]

You guys wanna see somethin funny?

Rick's token black friend Ooga Booga (@penprince_) is apparently a tranny now.











Look how they massacred my ribs

 

[Thé au lait]

¡It's "Vaya con Diós", guey!

Spanish is one of the easiest languages to learn for an English speaker, and he can't get that right for three words.

Nooo niño, lo hizo todo bien como siempre. Disfruta de la prisión, acosador.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Nooo niño, lo hizo todo bien como siempre. Disfruta de la prisión, acosador.

Didn’t he claim to have a major streak going on Duolingo for Spanish?

I guess it’s just another case of him fatly lying.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Didn’t he claim to have a major streak going on Duolingo for Spanish?

I guess it’s just another case of him fatly lying.

Rick will always fatly lie, stalker child. His lies are as clean as the pollution and bloated corpses of the Ganges, and it can be as easily debunked like playing a 1x1 rubik cube. He don't know what he's talking about, or even do any research of any subjects and cling on a verified account as a voicebox for his fatfaggotry, and lies about him being the God-Emperor of Milwaukee.
Overall, piggertits is a cuckmeister lying fat faggot with bitch tits that eats and douse himself in ungodly amount of strong beer and childing civilians and pests. He's also a radish-head pig. Wait for the knock, and brace for niggeroni impact, suckling sweet baby child.

 

[The Early 2000s]

You guys wanna see somethin funny?

Rick's token black friend Ooga Booga (@penprince_) is apparently a tranny now.


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Look how they massacred my ribs

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Ooga is such a mop-headed scamming queer. That other black dude can smell the zest radiating off that homo.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rick's recent lunacy.

1. Rick retweets and projects that if people lose the London game, they'll stay here to play for the next week to win a ticket back to America. He's proud to be a true patriotic Amerimutt piggy, atalker child.
2. Fatrick wants to travel back to the 50s so that he can experience sexism and racism in the 50s. He's at least honest about still being piss poor and being an unemployed pig living in the half-hovel with Niki.
3. Piggy defending journoscums.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Rick's recent lunacy.

Rick, the problem with this is your chosen career (writer) depends on your literary output. Unless you're planning to sell your xeets as a book (working title: No, Child: The Microblogging Musings of a Milwaukee Man Muncher), you still wouldn't survive, even back then.

 

[AnOminous]

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What a pointless non sequitur. "Y'all know I'm a sci-fi author (non-practicing). I know these things, folx!" Do ya? You have to live long enough to see the future is not what I would call a valuable insight, particularly from someone who's on track to depart early due to cardiovascular disease and self-inflicted high blood pressure.

lol, you can see some cope-lore developing in real time:

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Rick hears an unsourced claim that anonymous Tesla employees have tried to keep Elon Musk away.

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Rick takes this claim and runs with it. There are now people whose ENTIRE JOB is to do that.

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Not only that, there is now a whole team at SpaceX dedicated to keeping Elon away!

Hurr durr name a single scientist involved in Saturn.

How about Wernher von Braun you stupid fat motherfucker? Who DOESN'T know that? Literally one of the most famous fucking rocket scientists in the entire goddamn world.

What a pointless non sequitur. "Y'all know I'm a sci-fi author (non-practicing). I know these things, folx!"

This from the retard who thinks there's a "plane of the eclectic" and that throwing balloons at tanks is a surefire way of disabling them.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How about Wernher von Braun you stupid fat motherfucker? Who DOESN'T know that? Literally one of the most famous fucking rocket scientists in the entire goddamn world?

A nazi like Elon, child. Enjoy disregarded option, stalker.

 

[Trombonista]

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Your liiiiiiiiife... is alreadyyyyyyyy... OVERRERRRRRR!!!!!!

I think you meant to use this image:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I think you meant to use this image:
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Goku fights Pat because he heard he was strong, only for Pat to say that's Goku's delusions and tells him to enjoy prison (in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber).

 

[ForTheHoard]

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What a pointless non sequitur. "Y'all know I'm a sci-fi author (non-practicing). I know these things, folx!" Do ya? You have to live long enough to see the future is not what I would call a valuable insight, particularly from someone who's on track to depart early due to cardiovascular disease and self-inflicted high blood pressure.

lol, you can see some cope-lore developing in real time:

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Rick hears an unsourced claim that anonymous Tesla employees have tried to keep Elon Musk away.

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Rick takes this claim and runs with it. There are now people whose ENTIRE JOB is to do that.

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Not only that, there is now a whole team at SpaceX dedicated to keeping Elon away!

Maybe it's because of where I live, but the only people that own cyber trucks also own "white dudes for Harris" shirts and fly a Ukraine/Pride flag in their front yard. I don't get the correlation between Elon and nazism, especially when the only people I see consuming his products live in the wealthiest neighborhoods in permanently blue cities. Earl from the bait shop isn't about to drop $75k on a residential solar system while living in an area of country that's always overcast and rainy. That level of stupidity usually requires at least 2 years of post-graduate study.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Look how they massacred my ribs

For me it's the guy next to him. I can hear him thinking 'What, in the name of ever living fuck, am I looking at here?'

 

[RussianParasite]

Rick has used his “I’m a sci-fi author” as some sort of knowledge flex many times now. I genuinely think he doesn’t know what the “fi” part of that term means.

He’s also a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It's likely due to the whole Nation of Islam lore.

I'm still waiting for Fard Muhammed to show up with the 'Mother Plane' and start smiting all the mayo monkeys and albinoid mutants.

A millenarian tradition, it maintains that Fard Muhammad will soon return aboard a spaceship, the "Mother Plane" or "Mother Ship," to wipe out the white race and establish a utopia.

That should be fun.

 

[AprilRains]

Rick has used his “I’m a sci-fi author” as some sort of knowledge flex many times now. I genuinely think he doesn’t know what the “fi” part of that term means.

Like he gets the "sci" part either.

 

[Something Awful]

But did he even get arrested for threatening to kill her? This is rookie shit to Rick.