DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Schmeckel]

RTU takes his shirt off on stream and Phil wants him decapitated live on camera
PPP almost takes off his shirt and Phil is bricked up loving it
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That is the look that says "Damn, Asston has nicer tits than my mo-waife!"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

bold of you to assume he's ever seen kat's breasts

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Does he expect to get double the money for copy-pasting his stream onto two platforms now?

That's exactly what he expects.

 

[Pepper Jack]

DSP's Revenue Sources:

• Patreon
• PayPal Tips Page
• Merch shop
• That website with the Jasper wishlist
• Youtube memberships
• Youtube superchats
• Youtube superstickers
• Youtube superthanks
• Youtube views
• Kick subscriptions

Am I missing anything? 10 different revenue sources and climbing!

 

[johnkimble123]

DSP's Revenue Sources:

• Patreon
• PayPal Tips Page
• Merch shop
• That website with the Jasper wishlist
• Youtube memberships
• Youtube superchats
• Youtube superstickers
• Youtube superthanks
• Youtube views
• Kick subscriptions

Am I missing anything? 10 different revenue sources and climbing!

Super secret PayPal link that may or may not go to a 2nd account

Views on YouTube of course

And the most important, your time and company (you will get berated if you aren’t active in chat or commenting)

 

[00R-Gundam]

Dsp gacha/gamba streamer arc sounds interesting to explore since Dsp doesnt have self control so seeing him gamble is gonna be glorious. If he wasnt an addict heost certainly will be after doing gacha/gamba streams. He will beg like never before and may even have some sort of withdrawal in real time, we may even see him and fat khet arguing.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

DSP's Revenue Sources:

• Patreon
• PayPal Tips Page
• Merch shop
• That website with the Jasper wishlist
• Youtube memberships
• Youtube superchats
• Youtube superstickers
• Youtube superthanks
• Youtube views
• Kick subscriptions

Am I missing anything? 10 different revenue sources and climbing!

I think it's funny how Phil even admits that he knows the boosts he gets are not permanent and that things went "back to normal", but he somehow expects the same group of people to keep sinking money into whatever new site/shop he opens on top of still expecting what he was already making. Even if we go with his own words and beliefs, he's an asshole bleeding his audience dry.

Literally no other streamer/entertainer expects their audience/fans to just give that much in exchange for so little.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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I knew Sparking Zero was based
"Jayde doesn't like it I don't like it either"

Why does every time I read something from Jayde it feels like he just got hit over the head by a shovel before writting?

I swear it didn't used to be like this, am I just Mandela affecting myself or did he always writte like a drunk?

 

[Mr. Brown]

Phils mother styled his hair every day until he was 17 years old...

 

[Schmeckel]

bold of you to assume he's ever seen kat's breasts

I'm sure he's waddled past the room when Tyrone and the boys are taking turns and took a peek.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Why does every time I read something from Jayde it feels like he just got hit over the head by a shovel before writting?

I swear it didn't used to be like this, am I just Mandela affecting myself or did he always writte like a drunk?

Very very dented individual people found proof and it's in the fan info thread. Just wish his mom would park him in front of a different streamer that poor lil fella.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I'm loving the now daily "Tips are the liquidity of my business" rant.

We knew it was coming the second he combined his goals, but because he is so retardedly obsessed with felting Doody he didn't even consider how this could affect him. Combining super chats with tips (and then memberships) and lowering the goal to 150 were out of desperation because he wanted to keep the illusion of "everyone likes me now". By the end of the month we'll be back to counting only tips once again.

If his fans weren't literally retarded they'd be wondering what happened to the "outstanding support" Phil got during August and September and how come Phil has no liquidity now. Not to mention Phil recently said that the whole "guys I'm nervous..." thing about tips was always an exaggeration and therefore should be even more now, but hey... they wouldn't be dents if they were capable of thinking, right? I hope we can see the Kick boys' faces when Phil tells them their subs mean nothing now because he needs tips. Hope they don't give up on felting the detractors.

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

Why does every time I read something from Jayde it feels like he just got hit over the head by a shovel before writting?

I swear it didn't used to be like this, am I just Mandela affecting myself or did he always writte like a drunk?

I think his mom posts messages for him sometimes.

 

[Elbe]

Watching Phil is painful, Mrs Rasmussen; there's no getting around it.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Remember: he said that he never watched the video before.



Funny how you should mention his paycheques:

I may not have a finance degree or manage a household but its seems like if you are going to attempt to make money on Kick one of the first things you should do is find out exactly when they pay out every month, especially if you are not guaranteed to be raking in loads of cash.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Phil was more fun with Leanna. He is boring now.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I've been watching Phil's clips for playing Sparking Zero. He fucking sucks at the game. Yeah, the tutorial fucking sucks and hides a shit ton of mechanics from you. But Phil is just next level

A good strategy to use is to stay to sparking mode as much as possible since you can mass hit string combos, then when you knock your enemy away, follow up with an ult. Phil uses his shitty beam abilities when he does this. I also noticed that Phil isn't managing his resources well (a common problem he has in games). The game doesn't cover it well, but the blue bar is used to access sparking mode and the directional specials use multiple blue bars (hence why they're greyed out). Took me to the Goku Black arc to figure that out. But even then, you can figure out that your yellow bar is important to keep, but Phil never tries to use distance as a way to fill it.

 

[Pickle Man]

A retarded question since I'm stoned atm. Is there any legitimate proof that Phil had sex before? Phil being a 42 year old virgin with rage would explain alot especially his father/son relationship with Derish and why he lower himself to thrist over people like LTG, PPP and Reviewtechusa.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

A retarded question since I'm stoned atm. Is there any legitimate proof that Phil had sex before? Phil being a 42 year old virgin with rage would explain alot especially his father/son relationship with Derish and why he lower himself to thrist over people like LTG, PPP and Reviewtechusa.

I doubt a nympho like Leanna would've stayed around for as long as she did if he was incapable of sex. I honestly think he's got a sexual dysfunction.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

A retarded question since I'm stoned atm. Is there any legitimate proof that Phil had sex before? Phil being a 42 year old virgin with rage would explain alot especially his father/son relationship with Derish and why he lower himself to thrist over people like LTG, PPP and Reviewtechusa.

Not with his preferred sex.