Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[toilet_rainbow]

Doesn’t she wear diapers, too?

I’m pretty sure most of her current (non hallucinated) aches and pains are from her poor hygiene and diet at this point. She’s always had issues with not bathing often enough or leaving used dildos on filthy floors. Doesn’t bathe, doesn’t change often or clean well, drinks nothing but high acid soda. I’m aware that she has true and honest severe mental illness. An untreated UTI can fuck up someone’s brain as well. I would be surprised if she doesn’t at least get recurring ones.

 

[Dysnomia]

Doesn’t she wear diapers, too?

I think she just soils her bed and underwear directly. She's always showing off those stupid briefs she wears because she's totally a real man. If I were her I'd buy some diapers just in case. Too much Whataburger? Put on a diaper. Too much acid rain falling from your cooch? Diaper time. It would be a better use of her money than more cosplay. I hope that she at least uses liners because her underwear must smell awful even after washing.

I do wonder how frequent her accidents are. She's mentioned a few in the past but not recently. That doesn't mean it's not still happening though. Imagine a grown ass woman making a TikTok video about pooping her bed.

 

[Cringe Poster]

Could it be kidney stones? They can cause flank pain (not kicking to my knowledge but…), burning like a UTI, etc.

A winner is you. It sounds like it could actually be kidney stones after all.

 

[Vampirella]

If only she listened to tiktok and drank water.

 

[VinegarPussy]

If only she listened to tiktok and drank water.

 

[Dysnomia]

A winner is you. It sounds like it could actually be kidney stones after all.

Tummy
Privates

It's like she's five.

Well Ashton, the first thing you can do is stop drinking Coke and eating fast food. It will just make things worse. I'm sure the doctor has told her this. And I'm sure she went right to Whataburger after being told.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Tummy
Privates

It's like she's five.

Well she is at least emotionally.

Mentally I'd put her at a low functioning teen in that she's all "me me me".

A winner is you. It sounds like it could actually be kidney stones after all.

There's a lot going on there meaning a stone, an infection, maybe it nicked something along the way. She hasn't mentioned any blood but frequent urination and when it really smells that's 100% a UTI. Her bladder is probably inflamed, she's got a bacterial infection down there and that's not a place you want an infection. It can lead to toxins building up and psychosis. And since we know she's already kinda crazy... this has probably been going on for a while.

The good ending is she gets the stone blasted by ultrasonic waves and needs to have a Foley catheter installed with a collection bag to monitor her urine. She takes the antibiotics, is told she needs to keep that area clean and she goes home to continue her larp.

The bad ending is she needs surgery to remove her bladder meaning she will need to piss into a bag for the rest of her life. But I don't think it's going to get that far.

 

[Dysnomia]

The bad ending is she needs surgery to remove her bladder meaning she will need to piss into a bag for the rest of her life. But I don't think it's going to get that far.

Then she'd really have something to cry about. An actual permanent disability that makes life horrible. I can't imagine Pixy being tasked with maintaining a pee bag. It would be infection city baby.

I would like to think that her current bladder problem is a big wake up call to take care of herself. But it isn't.

 

[Trombonista]

Then she'd really have something to cry about. An actual permanent disability that makes life horrible. I can't imagine Pixy being tasked with maintaining a pee bag. It would be infection city baby.

Wouldn't a urine collector all but end her ability to cosplay? She'd need to be able to hide the bag under her costume, and I'm not sure how easy that would be for her.

 

[Breadbear]

A stone bouncing around her bladder is going to irritate it further unfortunately... She'll drink less because she'll feel like she needs to pee all the time with her inflamed bladder, which only makes things worse. There's a good chance she has a UTI with all that, seeing as she says her urine smells bad.
She's going to need a good dose of antibiotics, painkillers, and a water bottle at minimum. If the stones are too big, they're going to get blasted and she may need a J/double J catheter which sucks but here we are.

Moral of this story: just drink some damn water.

 

[NationBaitin]

I feel sorry for anyone that would even consider this. How would Sarah even approach this with someone? "Hi, I'm a intersex trans man, you'll know because of my body and what it does, and you will respect me and not harm me. I'm looking for a roommate that won't harm me."

But what it actually needs to say is, "I'm lazy, narcissistic sociopath who will constantly complain about anything and everything. I'll need you to do all the cooking, because I don't know how to do anything beyond order fast food that's filled with sugar, day, and hormones that are trying to turn me into a girl. You'll have to put up with my near consultant complaining that everyone is out to get me, when I'm actuality, people are just trying to live there lives and don't want a gender special retard in their face. Oh, you'll probably have to attend to my owwies and take me to the ER at least once a week, I'm dying, you see. I have a myriad of mental health issues that I refuse to get help out medicated for, so that'll be your problem as well. Biggest thing, I don't have a job and I won't get one until everyone respects me and my pronouns, I'm obviously a man! So you'll have to pay all the rent, utilities, and food. I'll tell you I'm going to give you some money when I sell these dogshit paintings that I'm going to put up all over the place, but in actuality, I'm going to spend it all on Amazon cosplay and cry about how I'm going to go to jail due to credit card debt."

 

[Phouquehead]

Posts this whole plea for life, sounding as pathetic as possible (tummy? Private parts? Smelly urine? I think at this point her "friends" accept her as special needs and that's why they don't point this baby boy LARP shit out) but then also recently took more cosplay photos so she can change her pfp (thankfully no more fat FEMALE Gerudo Link) and is now asking about roommates. Either commit to being deathly ill or just stop posting. What advice could people online give her for dealing with her illness other than

DRINK WATER?!

And if she's that sickly, why the hell does she think she can move out of her parents house at this point? Does she expect these hypothetical roommates to nurse her back to health? It's tragic that she's exhibited so much attention seeking behavior throughout her life that even if she's legitimately dying, I can't fully believe her until, well, she's confirmed dead.

Also, highly doubt she felt the kidney stone "fall" inside of her like a pebble, that's not how bodies work. The pain most likely radiated through different parts of her abdomen though as her system tried to pass the stone (or whatever's really wrong with her). She's so retardedly stubborn. This all could have been avoided if she just stopped drinking soda, eating fast food, and washed her junk on regular basis. Enjoy your pee bag, Sarah. It'll look extra kawaii with your dogshit Sora, Roxas and Vanitas cosplays.

 

[Ctrl + Z]

After catching up in this thread and reading several pages of discussion of IUD insertion and removal, kidney stones, and UTIs, I think that is enough pixyteri for the day for me.

All of these things are miserable and I really feel bad for her, but GOD is she weird

 

[Vampirella]

I really feel bad for her, but GOD is she weird

I don't, she did this to herself. She may be crazy but she's a spoild brat too.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

As of now it just sounds like a UTI was ignored long enough to make it up to her bladder and now her kidneys. It's certainly painful and miserable, but it will clear up after a course of antibiotics. There may or may not be an actual stone, infections on their own are painful. If she really does have a history of frequent or untreated UTIs that reach her kidneys she is more likely to get struvite stones in her kidney, so she very well may have one. Regardless, none of this is an indication for a piss bag, come on guys. That's an absolute last resort and mostly reserved for people with bladder cancer, for everything else most people would rather just learn to live with symptoms rather than deal with a piss bag anyway even if the surgery is offered to them.

If not a kidney infection, I actually suspect Pixy might have interstitial cystitis or "bladder pain syndrome." It's one of those idiopathic chronic disorders where patients complain constantly of pelvic pain, fevers, frequent low volume urination, maybe occasional episodes of incontinence, all in absence of any obvious cause (no blockages/stones, bacterial urine cultures all negative, etc.), it's a diagnosis of exclusion. It's similar to fibromyalgia and IBS and there's a lot of overlap: 90% of people reporting it are women, usually have depression, handle stress poorly, have shit diets that exacerbate it, menstruation often makes it worse, and it's mostly based off the patient's self-reported symptoms because they consistently complain. There actually is usually noticeable, visible inflammation in the bladder tissue if a scope is done, interestingly enough, just no obvious physical cause. The most effective treatments are typically meditation and support groups for pain management, pelvic floor therapy, dietary changes, increasing fluid intake, or CBT. Some medications help as well, usually amitryptilene (antidepressant), gabapentin or pregabalin, an NSAID, or Tylenol. Pixy is absolutely the type to whip herself up into a right state to the point of a legitimate but psychogenic malady like this. Even more likely than the constant UTI/untreated STD theories that always get brought up.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s possible it’s kidney stones, but with Pixy, I’d put my money on bladder infection and untreated STDs.

 

[Umaibae]

A kidney stone wouldn’t cause stinky pee or pee pain. She’s got other weird shit going on. Cystitis or a bladder infection gone south sounds more likely.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Then she'd really have something to cry about. An actual permanent disability that makes life horrible. I can't imagine Pixy being tasked with maintaining a pee bag. It would be infection city baby.

I would like to think that her current bladder problem is a big wake up call to take care of herself. But it isn't.

Oh yeah it would be bad but... I think it might actually feed her delusion because now she can pretend she had a penis. She's not peeing out of her pussy, but a stoma. Stick a tube in there and she can write her name in the snow.

But we all know that her hygiene is for shit and she's going to get another infection.

I feel sorry for anyone that would even consider this. How would Sarah even approach this with someone? "Hi, I'm a intersex trans man, you'll know because of my body and what it does, and you will respect me and not harm me. I'm looking for a roommate that won't harm me."

But what it actually needs to say is, "I'm lazy, narcissistic sociopath who will constantly complain about anything and everything. I'll need you to do all the cooking, because I don't know how to do anything beyond order fast food that's filled with sugar, day, and hormones that are trying to turn me into a girl. You'll have to put up with my near consultant complaining that everyone is out to get me, when I'm actuality, people are just trying to live there lives and don't want a gender special retard in their face. Oh, you'll probably have to attend to my owwies and take me to the ER at least once a week, I'm dying, you see. I have a myriad of mental health issues that I refuse to get help out medicated for, so that'll be your problem as well. Biggest thing, I don't have a job and I won't get one until everyone respects me and my pronouns, I'm obviously a man! So you'll have to pay all the rent, utilities, and food. I'll tell you I'm going to give you some money when I sell these dogshit paintings that I'm going to put up all over the place, but in actuality, I'm going to spend it all on Amazon cosplay and cry about how I'm going to go to jail due to credit card debt."View attachment 6525986View attachment 6525987

Being Pixy's roommate is a fate worse than death.

If you're a guy she'd be all over you and if you're a girl she'd be acting like a gross dude at all times.

Add to that you'd have to listen to her whine and shit. No thank you.

Regardless, none of this is an indication for a piss bag, come on guys. That's an absolute last resort and mostly reserved for people with bladder cancer, for everything else most people would rather just learn to live with symptoms rather than deal with a piss bag anyway even if the surgery is offered to them.

Oh I agree it's probably not getting to that point but we know how Pixy likes to ignore things and how long now has she been complaining about her crotch rotting away due to her UTIs? She'd be the type to wait until the very last second before seeing a doctor just in case it went away only to be told it's too late and Mr. Bladder needs to come out because she's got cancer which could have been treated otherwise.

A kidney stone wouldn’t cause stinky pee or pee pain. She’s got other weird shit going on. Cystitis or a bladder infection gone south sounds more likely.

Could be both a stone and an infection.

 

[Dysnomia]

Being Pixy's roommate is a fate worse than death.

If you're a guy she'd be all over you and if you're a girl she'd be acting like a gross dude at all times.

Add to that you'd have to listen to her whine and shit. No thank you.

Pixy doesn't need to look for a roommate. She already has rape ghost.

I can see her being extremely jealous if a roommate has a significant other. Just seething with jealousy. "Why doesn't anyone love me? Why am I dying? Help!"

The only roommate that Pixy could get on a long term basis would be someone even worse than her. If it's a munchie we'd have the Owwie Olympics. If it's another lazy unwashed slob then we'd have a hazmat situation. If it's another troon out then we'd see two of the worst kinds of personality types and tons of jelly like "Why am I the one that gets misgendered? Help! It hurts! I'm dying!"

If some poor normal person ended up rooming with her then I'm sure the smell and whining would go over like a lead balloon.

It’s possible it’s kidney stones, but with Pixy, I’d put my money on bladder infection and untreated STDs.

She's floated the STD theory before. But likely never asked to be tested. She's cervical cancer waiting to happen. I don't know if they checked for that at any point or if they did the bare minimum to just get rid of her. But if she had any sort of brain in her head she should be very insistent on following up with it given her gross sexual history.

She's not gonna make any dietary or hygienic changes to improve her bladder health. She might as well be wiping herself with Whataburger at this point.

 

[retard strength II]

Didn't she take a round of antibiotics in the last month or so for a UTI? Is she not finishing them, or are doctors putting her on the same one when it is no longer working, or is she damaging her urinary tract more severely than medicine can treat? Am I imagining shit?