Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Um, maybe take the Balldo off, let those boys breathe.

You get the fuck out of here with that libel! He would never!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is the face Nick makes when he’s begging to be allowed to stream:



He looks so desperate you could almost feel sorry for him.

 

[Neetness]

You know, this reminds me of that weird Tiktok/Disney over emoting where people intentionally make Jim Carry like expressions for attention. I wonder if Kayla is actually extremely autistic to the point that she picks up mannerism from social media influencers because that's the only social interaction she has outside of Balldo and the kids. I wonder if that's why Balldo picked her, because she was an easy target due to being retarded.

Isn't she into theater or something?

 

[thebigdream]

This is the face Nick makes when he’s begging to be allowed to stream:

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He looks so desperate you could almost feel sorry for him.

I reckon this is where his stated desire to stream about the antique religious text came from. He tried everything to weasel out of his streamer cuck cage and that was the only thing his parents (and by extension the KKK) permitted. But when he went to stream about it he realised that both he and no one else cares.

(I actually enjoy and collect old religious texts so you'd think this would be up my alley, but the book looks boring as shit even within its niche)

 

[I'm not a Robot]

Is stuff like this how Kayla got into Special K?

https://archive.ph/9r6iF

 

[200MB]

copepope.png lmfao

The file names that come up here are great. My favorite is this one:

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Whoever did this, and named it krazy-kayla.jpg, thanks. It always gets me when I scroll past it in my folder.

Kayla makes a way better Joker than Nick.


"See, this is how crazy Cuckman's made Minnesota!"


"If you want order in Minnesota, Cuckman must take off his balldo and turn himself in."
"Oh, and everyday he doesn't, people will be pegged, starting tonight."
"I'm a girl of my woooord."


"HEHEEHAHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That dry, crusty, too-dark lipstick kills me every time.

 

[Father Balldo]

I like to pretend that Nick has pulled up, totally gotten his life together and is ignoring this thread while he undergoes family counseling and behavioral therapy. He'd love to stream but he's just been too busy with real life at the moment. When he's not happily driving his kids around he's working on his autobiography which details the WHOLE story about what has transpired and why. It's a gripping tale that will enthrall all those who read it. Locals members will be getting a free signed copy when it is published. It will release to near universal acclaim, to the point that someone like Netflix will option it for a film. He will not only set the record straight, he will redeem himself and make all of us ashamed for doubting him.

I wonder what Nick thinks abo--

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Sorry, I've become obsessed with this image. And now I must make the 100 Nickler post.

You know how they're making DOOMWad maps?
Well balldoom could be good. I can think of a texture you can replace to use that with.

 

[Ferryman]

You know how they're making DOOMWad maps?
Well balldoom could be good. I can think of a texture you can replace to use that with.

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>balldoom
And the mobs can be different Jamaicans, all set to the tune of the HEDONISM II OST. Could even add an idle interaction where you hear sniffling and see white dust on the bottom of the screen. The possibilities are endless!

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Is stuff like this how Kayla got into Special K?

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https://archive.ph/9r6iF

This sounds awesome, thanks! Think I'm gonna do some cringamine.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He might actually go officially inactive this year. At least for a while. Then he'll be a non-practicing non-lawyer. Lol.

It is not like he has any clients... If this does happen, I am sure Nick will break social media silence to tweet about it.

I think the ultimate irony is that Nick had all the freedom he could want and what he decided to do with his freedom was literally the NUMBER ONE thing that would make multiple government agencies stare directly at you and make you their unwilling subject. Dude could have gotten away with this forever if he had just done right by his damn kids.

if the reason he's not streaming is because he's legit being tard wrangled by his parents in his 40s he will 1000% be back on the coke and probably worse the second he gets the chance to. this faggot has a pathological need to rebel against authority and the fact that they're having to ground him like a teenager who missed curfew is so embarrassing and will make him so angry he's going to actually do something fucking mental when it's over as a giant "fuck you" to them and to reassert his autonomy.

Agreed. These are two facets of what make cows so interesting. They never learn, and take whatever W they have been given, then run it straight into a wall just to spite their perceived enemies.

I don't think we know this. It showed up because the criminal in-person hearing notice listed his address. The address may have changed anytime after 8/19 or so as that's the last time Kayla's address was in Spicer before she had an attorney and Nick's address hasn't been listed. I think there is a connection being made of his address to his criminal case because of the hearing notice but that's head canon that it's related. There's no evidence they are related. His address updated in every single case including traffic cases. We don't know when that happened.

If you are looking for 'secret camera in his house' evidence, of course not. Quibbling militantly over Bob/Celeste wrangling him because of one potential oversight is just as bad as insisting Kayla fucked Drexel on scant evidence.

 

[part timer]

I wonder if there was a problem with the last stream Crackets did that caused his parents to wrangle the fuck out of him and stuff him in the cuck cage; my first thought would be that he seemed completely unrepentant after supposedly completing his rehab which looked REALLY BAD.

He must feel so powerless to the whims of his parents right now, I guess he knows now how his kids must have felt.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I wonder if there was a problem with the last stream Crackets did that caused his parents to wrangle the fuck out of him and stuff him in the cuck cage; my first thought would be that he seemed completely unrepentant after supposedly completing his rehab which looked REALLY BAD.

He must feel so powerless to the whims of his parents right now, I guess he knows now how his kids must have felt.

Every time Nick has streamed he's talked about his case. He frequently made supposedly factual statements regarding his ongoing criminal case. It's either his parents or his lawyer that finally got him to stop.

Not streaming is quite literally the smartest thing he's done all year.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I wonder if there was a problem with the last stream Crackets did that caused his parents to wrangle the fuck out of him and stuff him in the cuck cage; my first thought would be that he seemed completely unrepentant after supposedly completing his rehab which looked REALLY BAD.

He must feel so powerless to the whims of his parents right now, I guess he knows now how his kids must have felt.

No, incel prude, it is the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil that is in charge of his streaming, not his parents.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I saw on Twitter that Rekieta was seen on Melton's chyat again. Anyone got more info on that? This is what I was able to grab from Twitter:


Archive | Link


(EDIT: ↑ Not from Rekieta - does not bear the checkmark)

 

[Watching Rekieta]

If you are looking for 'secret camera in his house' evidence, of course not. Quibbling militantly over Bob/Celeste wrangling him because of one potential oversight is just as bad as insisting Kayla fucked Drexel on scant evidence.

Quite the opposite. I was replying to someone saying it was "facts" and how I was wrong because of facts. There were no facts. We know nothing about when Nick and Kayla's address changed. It's certainly not "fact" that it's related to the criminal case. I'm just pointing it out that it's a guess just like my opinion is a guess. I'm not insisting anything other than it's opinion, not facts.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

There is a good chance he he didn't do his CLE then. He was popped in May, and shit got really hectic.

You usually spread it out over the 3 years btw reporting periods. The June - Aug is just the time between when the work has to be done and when it has to be reported.

And we all know nick gets his work done ahead of time and definitely wouldn't let it wait until the last month, lol.

You can also file an affidavit asking to file late, which would keep you from going on involuntary restricted status...until you miss any extension date, too.

Whoever did this, and named it krazy-kayla.jpg, thanks. It always gets me when I scroll past it in my folder.

Jesus, she emotes like Lillee Jean.

 

[Train Operator]

NICK REKIETA BODYCAM FOOTAGE FULL DOWNLOAD.

Spoiler: archive

 

[Owlbear]

There is a good chance he he didn't do his CLE then. He was popped in May, and shit got really hectic.

Nick Rekieta is very *busy*. He doesn't have time for things like CLE between taking the kids to midnight piano lessons, shoving his balls into April's haggard pussy, and getting more special K for Qayla.