Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

Per Stephanie, all these things are true:

• Stephanie is dating dead gay serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer on the spirit plane
• Stephanie masturbates to IRL photos of the corpses of people Dahmer murdered
• Stephanie is dating/engaged to the Norse jotunn Loki on the spirit plane
• Loki is personally responsible for several disasters, including the Coronavirus pandemic and the two most recent hurricanes
  • Loki caused these on purpose, not because of some scale-mismatch error or god-realm shenanigans; Stephanie is helping him post on Tumblr about it

Therefore, we unfortunately must ask:

• Is Stephanie masturbating to photos of corpses from Hurricanes Helene and Milton?
  • If not, why? The brown?

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Everything about this is hilarious and pathetic but I'm still reeling over watching her groom Snowy as a Lokibride in real time.

 

[Poonocchio]

Whoa he's sending a solar flare because some kids laughed at him on Tumblr? A bit harsh, Loki.

I think the extra testosterone is making our Lolkiwi a bit cranky.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Everything about this is hilarious and pathetic but I'm still reeling over watching her groom Snowy as a Lokibride in real time.

Same. Fr I can't enjoy the crazy a tiny bit at all because of it.
Not sure what this is about

I assume she means she can't post her usual pictures of husbando with a caption that could be read as racist if someone wasn't versed in very specific European folk stories.
Perhaps she's been reported and banned/shadowbamned/suspended on review, lol
Rarely is there any consecutively lasting problems with Facebook.

Uh oh. Trouble in paradise may brew, when snowy pisses staph off this R word use will be added to the list of offenses

 

[pink cigarettes]

She's basically the Kiwi Farms Outreach Committee at this point

Stephanie mentioned her KF thread when she was a speaker at a university event. She literally cannot help herself. After that, she cant possibly seriously complain about people drawing attention to it anymore.

 

[Chromeo]

That ended up in a severe self harm induced hospital visit for one of them

Technically, Michiie had a heart condition. She couldn't tax her heart too much or it'd fall out of rhythm and stop or something, I remember her saying she had to give up dance classes because of it. I don't think it was a secret, but Michiie didn't self-harm. Stephanie emotionally abused a child with a medical condition until it triggered an episode, which could've been lethal if she hadn't gotten help immediately.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She also occasionally calls herself a CSA survivor in internet arguments, because she fantasised about her dad sexually abusing her, with the logic that "emotional abuse is one step away from physical abuse which is one step away from sexual abuse"

Er, excuse me, but Staph was raped. It wasn't by her father, it was by the ghost of MJ. Just because she didn't press charges and he didn't go to ghost court doesn't mean it didn't happen. Smh.

I don't think it was a secret, but Michiie didn't self-harm.

Does this mean that the self harm details (including the blood loss) is pure dramatic storytelling by Staph?


Edit to add:
Guess who's back?


Very 'meet me behind the bikesheds after school for a fight, you faggot.'

Adding a shitpost, go on:

u wot m8, heard u been talkin shit online about me bird steph

u callin me a poofter but none of u came 2 me fight me after school. bet u dont even ave a knife m8 lol.

u dont know nuffin about me bird steph. so wot she went 2 a mental hospical but they said ther were nowt wrong wi her except they said it were u lot who were doin her head in. im not scared of any of u, u just talk a load of shit m8.

i even told u to talk to my m8 thor and u didn't bovva. u r just a load of mouth who cant be arsed 2 know the facts m8.

u callin ME, Lopty, a bender, well meet me behind the bikesheds after school, you poofter.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Imagine writing this shit at forty because a bunch of cynical kids laughed at you. Good god, how fucking sad.

Staph. You are not threatening or intimidating in the slightest. You are an obese, pathetic, socially malajusted shut-in who eats hand sanitizer as a stress response. The harder you try to force these tumblrinas to acknowledge you as an all-powerful druid who can like totally forreal hurt them, the harder they're going to laugh at you. Why do you need the approval and awe of children so badly?

oh wait i know

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Jesus Christ my sides, she's Loki's still going.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Weird how she sobered up after being doxxed.

Oh boy, she issued a challenge holmgang and then called someone an angr as an insult? She probably doesn't even realize how much of an old norse shitstorm she just brought upon herself. Also among the norsemen, blaming Loki for your words will just make things even worse. One for basically being a heretic and two for cowardly trying to backpedal.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Oh my God I'll bet that she doxed her fucking therapist to a Tumblr rando again, fucking lol.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Oh, did you mean the mortal Michael Jackson? My blood brother and I have employed him towards our ends.

And I am the ORIGINAL faggot.

My god she is so lame. She has never been this level of cringe. I love it.

 

[Poonocchio]

Er, excuse me, but Staph was raped. It wasn't by her father, it was by the ghost of MJ. Just because she didn't press charges and he didn't go to ghost court doesn't mean it didn't happen. Smh.

Does this mean that the self harm details (including the blood loss) is pure dramatic storytelling by Staph?
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Guess who's back?
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Very 'meet me behind the bikesheds after school for a fight, you faggot.'

Adding a shitpost, go on:

u wot m8, heard u been talkin shit online about me bird steph

u callin me a poofter but none of u came 2 me fight me after school. bet u dont even ave a knife m8 lol.

u dont know nuffin about me bird steph. so wot she went 2 a mental hospical but they said ther were nowt wrong wi her except they said it were u lot who were doin her head in. im not scared of any of u, u just talk a load of shit m8.

i even told u to talk to my m8 thor and u didn't bovva. u r just a load of mouth who cant be arsed 2 know the facts m8.

u callin ME, Lopty, a bender, well meet me behind the bikesheds after school, you poofter.

She absolutely shat her pants at a police car driving past and ran home crying, what is she going to do if someone takes her up on this duel? Summon retard strength Loki, go Chris Chan Curseyehameha and attempt to beat the shit out of someone while talking ye Olde English? I would pay good money to see it.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

It's been a few days and I'm pretty sure Staph still hasn't laid out what exactly Loki wants from everyone, only that he's ready to throw hands. Yaweh was a jerk, but at least he gave people commandments before smiting them! Loki is being pretty opaque for someone giving a world ending ultimatium; if we're all dying and going to Norse hell, I want to know why.

Anyway, Steph should add "mouthpiece" to the list of jobs she can't do for her next disability hearing.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I love how she's citing "not being in an institution" as proof that she totally-is-for-real Loki. The only reason she isn't in a mental institution is because this country doesn't lock people away until they do something too retarded to ignore, and even then, it's usually not forever. If she didn't have her parents cleaning up her messes she would probably live in a group home.

 

[often puzzled]

In case Null ever has to make good on his threat to reduce this entire website to a txt-only file, here's my favorite line from that, preserved in text for all eternity (to Ragnarok and beyond, amen):

"I don't believe that I am on anyone's dick. The last time that happened, it was a rather large horse."

Loki luvs horse cock 4-ever

Mr. Hands intensifies

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I'm calling it now: Staph Loki will get so carried away with his pompously worded battle proposals that he will eventually badly word one to sound like a terrorist threat. When someone reports it to the authorities, Staph will piss herself and blame it on Loki like she did with MJ for grooming online. Another bad boyfriend choice, boohoo.

Edit to add:
She replied to the person arguing with Loki.

Then she proceeded to go full on Staphception, by forgetting to log out of her personal account to talk as Loki.

How embarrassing!

This Loki larp arc means my edits are never ending:

It's your free entertainment as you lay on the couch and do nothing all day.

Give me a beat...

If Loki takes to speaking in rhymes, my brain will read them like he's rapping.



I guess this means Staph is channelling Loki who is also channelling his wife. Wow.

Edit, again:

Loki classes this as a win.

She realised she fucked up.

You would think that after 15 years of mediumship via the computer, I wouldn't be making dumb mistakes.

LOL.

 

[Aunt Carol]

what is she going to do if someone takes her up on this duel? Summon retard strength Loki, go Chris Chan Curseyehameha and attempt to beat the shit out of someone while talking ye Olde English? I would pay good money to see it.

I really, really want to see her try to fight a teenager in a parking lot. The teenager will be fine; after two missed punches, the Avatar of Loki will run out of stamina and have to call the match on account of spoons. Besides, teenagers travel in packs, the better for filming.

Assuming Stephanie even gets on the correct bus to get to the battleground.

I love how she's citing "not being in an institution" as proof that she totally-is-for-real Loki.

This reminds me of a dude who repeatedly called into Coast to Coast AM about his time travel machine. Long story short, he said he definitely wasn't delusional because they gave him antipsychotics and after taking them, he was still working on his time machine, QED.

Loki will get so carried away with his pompously worded battle proposals that he will eventually badly word one to sound like a terrorist threat.

I want this to happen but I have a hard time believing anyone in the government cares about Tumblr if it's not reporting CP; it's got to be way down on the priorities if you submit an anonymous tip pointing to there.

Didn't she already say Loki did 9/11? Is Loki genociding the Palestinians right now? It'd stand to reason, but you never know with these ancient gods.

 

[JaneThough]

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My god she is so lame. She has never been this level of cringe. I love it.

Cassandra? Someone watched Kaos.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"I don't believe that I am on anyone's dick. The last time that happened, it was a rather large horse."

Loki luvs horse cock 4-ever

You know, this is a very good point.

Where's the horse dildo, Yarrow?

Those things are easy as Olipop to source in 2024; some god-o-phone she is.

 

[marjoram]

Oh dear.

I drop by to check in on Gyro and THIS is what I find? Holy shit, she’s trying the tired old “it wasn’t meeee, it was blah blah speaking through me” garbage . Do her parents know she’s up to her old bullshit again? Smdh.

I betcha “Loki” was attracted by the smell.

Somebody save that adorable cat who in no way deserves Yarrow Sapphire- Crimson- Gyro -Claw.