Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Executive Petrel]

Wally is an autistic nigga. you know he nasty

He uses the fuckable ones...and magneton

 

[Spoonomancer]

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Tile Anon would fuck that thing so hard

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Gardevoir are in the humanoid egg-group. But Ghetsis is his adoptive father like Anthea and Concordia are his sisters due to also being adopted by Ghetsis. The youngest we see N is when he's being raised by his first foster father, a male Darmanitan, alongside a Zorua and Woobat. All of which appear in his party in BW and the same pokemon are catchable in the wild in BW2.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but Ghetsis being N's father is a bit more convoluted as it requires him to abandon N as a baby and for N's Gardevoir mother to disappear, then never be mentioned. While Ghetsis does have green hair he also never uses a Gardevoir in any of his teams, not even in the manga. Ghetsis also seems to hate or not think anything of pokemon at all, additionally he only ever uses male pokemon and his ace Hydregon knows frustration at max power showing there's a great deal of animosity between the two of them.
At the end of the day it's just a theory and N is probably just an abandoned child.

yeah it was just a joke man, sorry.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Anon recorded himself saying all the filtered slurs you couldn't say in Gen 5
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Pokerap: Nigger version

 

[Colon capital V]

It has now gotten to the point where people are making HQ restorations of the Beta tracks.

Pokefags will eat good til the end of the millennium.

 

[Lizard Machine Bugs]

yeah it was just a joke man, sorry.

No need to apologize, I was being autistic and analyzing/putting too much thought into the likely hood of the theory you posited.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

No need to apologize, I was being autistic and analyzing/putting too much thought into the likely hood of the theory you posited.

hey no skin off my nose, it was a good breakdown. i actually forgot N was adopted.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He uses the fuckable ones...and magneton

In what way are Altaria, Delcatty, and Roselia "fuckable". One's a fucking bird, one's a cat, and the other is literally thorns with flowers for hands.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Drifloon was introduced in gen 4 and canonically uses psychic powers to abduct children

After the pedo rape revelation there is probably a story written by that pokerape nip where it turns out that the children not only get abducted but also raped by Drifloon.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You know what would be funny? The Nostalgia Critic hates Pokemon, right? He should take all these rapefics, get snug in a nice armchair, with a sweater next to a toasty fireplace and start reading each of these stories out loud. He could do one Pokemon rapefic per episode. That would be a great troll.

 

[Executive Petrel]

A little bit more info on this, Shuguru Nakatsui is a writer, planner and designer at Gamefreak ever since Pokémon Emerald. He was in charge of writing the folklore mythos of Diamond and Pearl, alongside writing Pokéstar Studios (B2W2 theatrical ministory), dex entries for mega evolutions, and some of the dex entries of (U)S & (U)M. He has a reputation of writing things like this, as some of his mega dex entries includes mutilation and strange amount of "pleasure" in helping trainers despite all odds. He also wrote these series of lines for Pokéstar Studio:
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Pokestar studios is creepy af. If anybody played it, bw2 would be rated m.

I watched a video about it a few years ago and the fat grandma ghost is still haunting my dreams.

Do real life animals commonly ambush women and rape them during a blackout after plying them with roofies for months? That's news to me.

Bears and dolphins

 

[Caesar]

Mega Garchomp originally had +20SPD, not SpATK. Who chose to nerf him later on?

 

[Registration]

I woke up and saw 5 new pages. Thought: " holy shit, some hot stuff leaked by the time I was sleeping" only to read all 5 pages and it is autistically discussion of pokemon sex life instead of leaks.

Fuck you guys

Notice how beta Coffa had spikier fingers

This fella

In HGSS, we were suppsed to have thematic gyms

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

 

[Executive Petrel]

In what way are Altaria, Delcatty, and Roselia "fuckable". One's a fucking bird, one's a cat, and the other is literally thorns with flowers for hands.

They have female looks and traits and if one thinks of Lapras in a sexual way, i'm saying they absolutely knew what they were doing.

The leaks also explain feraligatrs booty

 

[Squawking Macaw]

I want to take a moment to thank Google's pajeets for leaving such a massive gaping loophole in their retarded download restrictions.
I downloaded every single file without one single screen bitching about an exceeded transfer quota or too many people downloading shit at once. Get fucked jewgle, get fucked Game Freak.

 

[Gingervitis]

Bears and dolphins

And yet women would still choose the bear

 

[Executive Petrel]

Fucking Venonat truthers, allways shitting up the thread. Next you're going to tell me Magikarp was supposed to evolve into Dragonite. SMH.

First of all, and this is cool enough as it is, did you know ekans is snake spelled backwards?

Gardevoir are in the humanoid egg-group. But Ghetsis is his adoptive father like Anthea and Concordia are his sisters due to also being adopted by Ghetsis. The youngest we see N is when he's being raised by his first foster father, a male Darmanitan, alongside a Zorua and Woobat. All of which appear in his party in BW and the same pokemon are catchable in the wild in BW2.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but Ghetsis being N's father is a bit more convoluted as it requires him to abandon N as a baby and for N's Gardevoir mother to disappear, then never be mentioned. While Ghetsis does have green hair he also never uses a Gardevoir in any of his teams, not even in the manga. Ghetsis also seems to hate or not think anything of pokemon at all, additionally he only ever uses male pokemon and his ace Hydregon knows frustration at max power showing there's a great deal of animosity between the two of them.
At the end of the day it's just a theory and N is probably just an abandoned child.

Ghetsis and Gardevoir.
The letter G is the 7th letter of the alphabet.
The letter N is the 14th letter of the alphabet
7 + 7 = 14
G + G = N
N is the Love child of ghetsis and a random Gardevoir.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

 

[Bucephalus]

Typhlosion is one of my favorite pokemon. Why Arceus why?

Rapidash is one of mine. This week extracts a heavy toll on us all.

 

[Tinnitus]

>james
>into women
wow there really ISNT any sort of canon in this shit, is there

Their japanese names are the reason why James is the more girly of the trio.

Kojiro (James) lost to Musashi (Jesse)
+ he would never be into the woman that looks like his tormentor/ intended fiancee Jessebelle.

I hope the leaker is happy that the vaporeon copypasta was closer to gamefreak's tastes.