Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Kari Kamiya]

Does Mew or Mewtwo have the bigger dick?

Mewtwo literally inherited birthing hips from Mew, sooooooo...

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Ah so you're a furfag. That explains so much shit you just wrote.

EW no. Furfags jerk off to anthros that have the heads of real animals on bodies of humans. That's fucking gross. You're horny to an animal's head. To the wall.
Gardevoir does not look anything like an animal. I'd call them alien and say it's koshur so long as they can speak english. I'm not gay though so I wouldn't smash. Lopunny would get you the wall.

 

[Caesar]

Mewtwo literally inherited birthing hips from Mew, sooooooo...

But he is a he, isn't he? Isn't Mewtwo in the first movie male?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Drifloon was introduced in gen 4 and canonically uses psychic powers to abduct children

FACT CHECK: Wrong.

Drifloon is a demon clown balloon from outerspace that picks unsuspecting children up and floats away with them, NOT a psychic type.

 

[Caesar]

FACT CHECK: Wrong.

Drifloon is a demon clown balloon from outerspace that picks unsuspecting children up and floats away with them, NOT a psychic type.

Omega Ruby says "A Pokémon formed by the spirits of people and Pokémon. It loves damp, humid seasons". Plus I said powers, not type!

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Drifloon was introduced in gen 4 and canonically uses psychic powers to abduct children

You are right. It wasn't hypnoes. But Hypno's do fuck around with their powers though. I remember that.

 

[SmallKiwi]

Machamp is a hot bod boy

I'm not gay though so I wouldn't smash

EW no. Furfags jerk off to anthros that have the heads of real animals on bodies of humans. That's fucking gross. You're horny to an animal's head

Machamp evolves from Machoke

"Machoke is a bipedal, humanoid Pokémon covered in blue-gray skin (purple prior to Generation VI). It has a vaguely reptilian face"

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Machoke_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

YOU ARE A FAGGOT @Equal Rights for Androids

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Omega Ruby says "A Pokémon formed by the spirits of people and Pokémon. It loves damp, humid seasons". Plus I said powers, not type!

That doesn't change the FACT that Drifloon physically picks children up and drifts away with them with it's dangling ghost tentacles. No psychic powers involved.

But he is a he, isn't he? Isn't Mewtwo in the first movie male?

Everyone is being way too autistic about details that don't fucking matter.

Mew is based off a fetus because it's meant to represent the precursor to all Pokemon genetically.

Mewtwo is a genetic abomination Frankenstein's monster born of Blaine's desperation to resurrect his dead daughter.

I don't understand where the confusion is coming from. This all fits neatly into my preferred gender ideology.

 

[Caesar]

Some say Graveler and Machoke were originally part of a linked evolution of some kind, which is how Golem loses his arms and Machokes face changes

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Machamp evolves from Machoke

"Machoke is a bipedal, humanoid Pokémon covered in blue-gray skin (purple prior to Generation VI). It has a vaguely reptilian face"

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Machoke_(Pokémon)
YO ARE A FAGGOT @Equal Rights for Androids

Probably why I didn't say MACHOKE. It looks like furry shit.

Machamp's got the lips of a nigger (ew) but a great muscular body (hot bod). So it's passable.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

But he is a he, isn't he? Isn't Mewtwo in the first movie male?

Mew's gender in the movie was never stated, either. Doesn't matter, the Mew line is just naturally and genetically THICC.

 

[Caesar]

Mew's gender in the movie was never stated, either. Doesn't matter, the Mew line is just naturally and genetically THICC.

I said Mewtwo though. Although doesn't the Poke Mansion say that Mew birthed Mewtwo? That would imply some sort of sexual organs.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Some say Graveler and Machoke were originally part of a linked evolution of some kind, which is how Golem loses his arms and Machokes face changes

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I've always hated how Graveler lost its cool extra arms and turned into a generic reptilian monster when it evolved.

Same shit with Carkol, it drops the coal minecart theme and just becomes a generic monster like Rhydon, Kangaskhan and the Nidos.

 

[Caesar]

I've always hated how Graveler lost its cool extra arms and turned into a generic reptilian monster when it evolved.

They're both kinda cool but it does have that "two evolution lines slapped together" vibe a lot of Gen 1 does

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@Kari Kamiya

 

[SmallKiwi]

Probably why I didn't say MACHOKE. It looks like furry shit.

Machamp's got the lips of a nigger (ew) but a great muscular body (hot bod). So it's passable.

And that still makes you a faggot. Opinion discarded.

 

[Shoresy]

VENONAT WAS SUPPOSED TO EVOLVE INTO BUTTERFREE AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

VENONAT WAS SUPPOSED TO EVOLVE INTO BUTTERFREE AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

Fucking Venonat truthers, allways shitting up the thread. Next you're going to tell me Magikarp was supposed to evolve into Dragonite. SMH.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I said Mewtwo though. Although doesn't the Poke Mansion say that Mew birthed Mewtwo? That would imply some sort of sexual organs.

Yes, but that's in the games. You specifically mentioned the movie which didn't have a Mew literally giving birth to Mewtwo.

Though honestly I don't think it matters the gender, both Mew and Mewtwo are THICC.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Looks like those pastors were right about Pokémon being demonic…

 

[Caesar]

Yes, but that's in the games. You specifically mentioned the movie which didn't have a Mew literally giving birth to Mewtwo.

Though honestly I don't think it matters the gender, both Mew and Mewtwo are THICC.

Mew dick canon stretches across all nine inch.. uh... generations and all media.