Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Equal Rights for Androids said:
EW no. Furfags jerk off to anthros that have the heads of real animals on bodies of humans. That's fucking gross. You're horny to an animal's head. To the wall.
Gardevoir does not look anything like an animal. I'd call them alien and say it's koshur so long as they can speak english. I'm not gay though so I wouldn't smash. Lopunny would get you the wall.
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>Defends bestiality rape
>Furries get the wall though

LMAO :story:
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
>Defends bestiality rape
>Furries get the wall though
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I wasn't defending either. Stop trying to skew the narrative.

Saying that species rape other species in real life is not a defense for the shit they wrote, you fucking imbecile. It's just something I would expect when applying real world logic to a fictitious world. It's not OKAY, it's not RIGHT, but it's something that likely would happen. It's disgusting to fetishize rape (which the pokemon fanfic did). The Typhlosion acted as any creepy pedo human male does and groomed the girl into being comfortable enough to have sex with him. The pokemon employees that wrote that shit are also furries and deserve the wall. Duh!
 
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Caesar said:
What is the least attractive of all the Pokemon?
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Scarlet Imperial said:
Does this mean all those jokes about N being half-Zoroark maybe aren't jokes anymore? Apparently pokefucking results in normal-ish looking human babies at least some of the time. I wish now more than ever I could un-read something.
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While N is associated with Zoroarks, I'd bet on one of his parents being a Gardevoir before one of them being a Zoroark. Gradevoir have high loyalty, emphatic abilities, pale complexions, and green hair, all of which N also has. Conversely N isn't much like a Zoroark at all.
 
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Caesar said:
Why Typlhosion of all Pokemon? I know they've always liked him but it seems like such an odd choice 2 gens later.
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Typhlosion is one of my favorite pokemon. Why Arceus why? :cryblood:

Gingervitis said:
I believe there was some Japanese myth involving a shapechanging weasel yokai.
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I think Sneasel is also based on the same yokai. A lot of this stuff is unknown in the west. If it weren't for Touhou I probably wouldn't have been drawn to the actual folklore. That information is easy to find now. But back when the Cyndaquil line was introduced you probably wouldn't know unless you happened to have some Japanese folklore books laying around. A lot of people still did not have regular access to the internet. I had been using it since the 90s but didn't have home internet until 2000.

They seem to be moving away from the yokai thing in recent gens. TFW no kasa-obake mon.:(

pikachudidnothingwrong said:
You also have to remember that a lot of this other lore, especially some of the darker shit.. has roots in japanese history and mythology. The sexual stuff too. I mean at worst it's on the level of Zeus fucking and knocking up a bunch of human women while in the form of animals etc. To look at it another way.
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He also turned Europa into a cow. Although I think he didn't fuck her when she was a cow. But I can totally see him doing so. Zeus was freaky like that.

Poseidon turned himself into a horse to fuck Demeter, who had also turned herself into a horse. Don't even get me started on Loki. Ancient people were the OG bronies. They were cloppin' all up in this bitch.

I think most cultures have some freaky sex with animals/shapeshifting stuff going on. But this is a game aimed at children. We don't need rapey Typhlosions and horny men getting turned on by Octillery. You know where he put that thing. There's only one hole.

Also, from the Pokedex entry:

It has a tendency to want to be in holes
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Tentacle freaks are going to feel so validated now. Octillery is a switch. This thing does it all. No inhibitions.

SmallKiwi said:
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Machamp evolves from Machoke

"Machoke is a bipedal, humanoid Pokémon covered in blue-gray skin (purple prior to Generation VI). It has a vaguely reptilian face"


YOU ARE A FAGGOT @Equal Rights for Androids
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It's a reptilian alien. He came to Earth to flex. 💪

Caesar said:
Some say Graveler and Machoke were originally part of a linked evolution of some kind, which is how Golem loses his arms and Machokes face changes

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I never noticed before. I'm reminded of how much Butterfree resembles Venonat.
 
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Lizard Machine Bugs said:
While N is associated with Zoroarks, I'd bet on one of his parents being a Gardevoir before one of them being a Zoroark. Gradevoir have high loyalty, emphatic abilities, pale complexions, and green hair, all of which N also has. Conversely N isn't much like a Zoroark at all.
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gardevoir DOES have the advantage here. ghetsis strikes me as someone who would probably do that heinous shit, he beats his other ones.
 
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MetokurGroomedMe said:
gardevoir DOES have the advantage here. ghetsis strikes me as someone who would probably do that heinous shit, he beats his other ones.
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Gardevoir are in the humanoid egg-group. But Ghetsis is his adoptive father like Anthea and Concordia are his sisters due to also being adopted by Ghetsis. The youngest we see N is when he's being raised by his first foster father, a male Darmanitan, alongside a Zorua and Woobat. All of which appear in his party in BW and the same pokemon are catchable in the wild in BW2.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but Ghetsis being N's father is a bit more convoluted as it requires him to abandon N as a baby and for N's Gardevoir mother to disappear, then never be mentioned. While Ghetsis does have green hair he also never uses a Gardevoir in any of his teams, not even in the manga. Ghetsis also seems to hate or not think anything of pokemon at all, additionally he only ever uses male pokemon and his ace Hydregon knows frustration at max power showing there's a great deal of animosity between the two of them.
At the end of the day it's just a theory and N is probably just an abandoned child.
 
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