Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[30+GameOvers]

Its hilarious how the Arceus lore is that:

He went on a hardcore rampage vs egg shells and

Got fucked by a human

Theres 2 wolves inside you

To be fair, most of that stuff is actually just based off real Japanese folklore, which is equally retarded/horny.
Speaking of which, I haven't seen anyone post this yet

It's probably going to get even bigger, too
BTW, I've already seen R34 of beta designs as early as yesterday. No, I am not going to repost it, but have this inflation fetish art that someone made

Innocent children's media btw, even doe the same people who make the games would probably goon to this and make it canon if they could

 

[Squawking Macaw]

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/The_Giant_Woman!_Series

Reading the summary made me realize how this is exactly like the fetish shit you find on sites like DeviantArt. Written by the same guy who wrote the Pokeporn too. No wonder.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

At this point, the only GF employee info that should get released is Suguru Nakatsui's so we can get a face and email to know what porn sites he's a member of.

 

[Two Dollars]

If all or most of the sexualized content came from one guy, then all of this just makes too much sense. The puzzle pieces were always there, lmfao
Oh, but muh innocent children's media! Remember, Gamefreak could have fired this guy or told him to tone things down but they didn't. They knew.

Yeah, that’s the thing. It’s not that some guy wrote Pokemon smut. It’s not even that some guy who worked at Game Freak wrote Pokemon smut. It’s that some guy who worked at Game Freak wrote Pokemon smut, then saved it to company servers as a serious design document, and the company went “hmm yes that’s fine better keep it for the next 20 years never know when we’ll need it”.

Biggest reason BW got so much hate was because the fans were shitting themselves over not being able to use Pikachu or Charizard again(and bringing old Pokemon back was one of the biggest marketing points of BW2 as well). The other was mocking some of the designs of the new Pokemon, like the garbage bag or the ice cream cone. Seeing some of the later designs, which these same people were slobbering over because "Gamefreak redeemed themselves!"(By giving me more Charizard and Pikachu) is hilarious.

Nu-genners love to use this as some sort of strawman gotcha against OG fans. The reality is that Game Freak struck an effective balance between old and new Pokemon for gen 2, then again in gen 3, then again in gen 4. Then for gen 5, they decided to completely throw out all old Pokemon for some reason. When people complained, their response was “what’s that? you only want us to focus on the first generation and nothing else?? YOU GOT IT” instead of just going back to the formula that had already worked for three generations in a row. Then autists on /vp/ acted like it was somehow gen 1 fans’ fault for the next decade.

 

[Executive Petrel]

One of the design documents confirms that Wally was originally in a Sanitarium,

How cool is this?

I have a dark theory Wally is a recovering victim of Munchhausen by proxy.
His parents give the Player the hm for Surf to wash away their sins. Also they lowkey want him/her to find and beat their son to convince him he's still weak.

 

[winderson_silva]

Reminds me of some people wondering if Wally is related with Wallace, given green hair and their names being similar even on japanese

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

KIWI POKEMON...

I thought it was fake, it's too good. It's too cute....

Are there any more pics/sprites for this little fella?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Yeah, that’s the thing. It’s not that some guy wrote Pokemon smut. It’s not even that some guy who worked at Game Freak wrote Pokemon smut. It’s that some guy who worked at Game Freak wrote Pokemon smut, then saved it to company servers as a serious design document, and the company went “hmm yes that’s fine better keep it for the next 20 years never know when we’ll need it”.

Wait until people see confirmation that Gamefreak makes sexualized characters for the games and anime because they know it sells. Yes, even underage characters, especially underage characters. One of the leaks show that Dawn was originally going to wear pants, guess who decided it was a bright idea to take that away and make a tween wear an extremely short skirt?
What, you think Gamefreak doesn't know about the mountains of porn every Pokemon character(and Pokemon itself) has? They don't know what exactly is going to happen to the figurines of Lillie chan and other female characters once they are sold? How about all the skimpy outfits that Masters constantly releases for the female characters?
They know. They always knew.

Nu-genners love to use this as some sort of strawman gotcha against OG fans. The reality is that Game Freak struck an effective balance between old and new Pokemon for gen 2, then again in gen 3, then again in gen 4. Then for gen 5, they decided to completely throw out all old Pokemon for some reason. When people complained, their response was “what’s that? you only want us to focus on the first generation and nothing else?? YOU GOT IT” instead of just going back to the formula that had already worked for three generations in a row. Then autists on /vp/ acted like it was somehow gen 1 fans’ fault for the next decade

You can always trade in your Pikachu or Charizard on your second playthru, as long as you have one completed save file with a Poke Transfer. People make fun of genwunners because they shit themselves over having to do one, singular run without their precious little shitmons.
This is how you look like if you defend this shit btw

The Pokemon in BW are alright btw. They perfectly balance out one another and you can easily just use the Unovan dex without a problem. People who complain about being forced to use them don't know how to play the game or didn't even play BW to begin with. THIS is why genwunners are the joke of the community, not just because their precious pokemon have shitty designs and play like ass.

 

[Registration]

Reminds me of some people wondering if Wally is related with Wallace, given green hair and their names being similar even on japanese

I said this before. Since the leaks included the ages lf hoenn Gyn leaders, Winona is 16 and Wallace is 34. But in the pokémon special manga they have a romance, so in american eyes, wallace isn't just a flamboyant guy anymore, he is a flamboyant groomer lol

 

[Lone Star]

It's probably going to get even bigger, too

Too late.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I just find hilarious how GF been delivering mid since XY, while other companies made some great stuff with the spin offs like Coliseum or Mystery Dungeon.

Speaking of MD, in MD 1 there is an octillery who has creepy vibes and the personality of an always stoned nigger mommy in a crack house full of inbred siblings she's the big sis for. That octillery is talking about cuddling and grabbing other with her tentacles all the time.

Spoiler

The leader of Team Constructor is a female Octillery who says "Darling" and uses other elegant language

The assisting members are a Tentacruel and Cradily

Main Story​

Whilst not playing too big of a major role in the story, Team Constrictor (specifically their leader), volunteer in regards to a special team formation in preparation for searching Team A.C.T. when they don't return from their mission to Magma Cavern.

However she, alongside the other two that volunteered, return empty handed and claim that the dungeon was too hard for them.

Their leader, being an Octillery, is the second to offer her services in finding Alakazam and the others, claiming that when she sees a tough Pokémon, she would want to "...tangle with them."

You mean to tell me you WOULDN'T want to encounter a giant woman that you can look up her skirt?
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200 tinder soft resets, still no dommy mommy boss b gf with Crush grip

 

[Registration]

Ah these were for the other game freak game

Also from bw:

Alright, more random stuff from BW plannning.
From WB_NY取材メモ080806.xls
I think these are very early ideas GameFreak got from their research trip to New York or something like that:

>G5: Tuxedo (Jew)
>People in unusual clothing = something that brings to mind the image of a Jew.
>They can be found in various towns, but there is a town where only tuxedos are worn (Jewish Quarter).
>If it's W, it's a white tuxedo, if it's B, it's a black tuxedo.
>They mix together when communicating with W and B.
>There is a place where there is no one. When you communicate with someone, a tuxedo will appear there.
>If you communicate with W, a white one will appear, if you communicate with B, a black one will appear.

>△G14: Kart track
>If the issues with 3D expression can be resolved
>Truck racing, etc.
>Simple gameplay such as button mashing

>E6: Tipping
>The amount you pay affects the event
>The ending of the message or sentence changes. Also, if you give a lot of tips, you'll get a bonus item.
>No tip: "Thank you"
>Small tip: "Thank you!"
>Many tips: "Thank you! We look forward to seeing you again!"

>●M9: Underground Waterway
>A hidden dungeon that can be accessed from manholes in the city.
>There is a white crocodile Pokémon.

>○M33: Stadium
>A place like the Battle Tower

>●S2: Bikini Girls in the Sun
>Seasonal event. They are only there in the warm season. You feel lucky if you see them.
>Trainers sunbathing (sleeping) in the park.
>An element that allows water-type Pokemon to appear even in places without water.

>○H11: Towns with their own rhythm
>Jewish quarters as an example
>Jewish stores are closed on Fridays and Saturdays

>○N11: New Yorkers don't have best friends
>△N13: A church where everything is OK if you have money

>●Masks
>Pokemon whose abilities change when you change the mask
>Or an element that creates individual differences depending on the region where you capture them.

The triangles and circle means maybe, accepted idea and no of nothing.

>Have to tip on unova

I hate americans so damn much

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Wait until people see confirmation that Gamefreak makes sexualized characters for the games and anime because they know it sells. Yes, even underage characters, especially underage characters. One of the leaks show that Dawn was originally going to wear pants, guess who decided it was a bright idea to take that away and make a tween wear an extremely short skirt?
What, you think Gamefreak doesn't know about the mountains of porn every Pokemon character(and Pokemon itself) has? They don't know what exactly is going to happen to the figurines of Lillie chan and other female characters once they are sold? How about all the skimpy outfits that Masters constantly releases for the female characters?
They know. They always knew.

I'd rather they not.. GF have already gone full "5/10s" on the female characters in the last few games. he last thing we need is bullying by western activists, social fictional justic types and neo prudes, scaring them into doing some thing stupid. Especially if they want to stay relevant in asia.
It's not like they have anything to be embarrassed anyway. The japanese are still big on style in their media, and idealism. Nothing overly sexual about that.

>●S2: Bikini Girls in the Sun
>Seasonal event. They are only there in the warm season. You feel lucky if you see them.
>Trainers sunbathing (sleeping) in the park.
>An element that allows water-type Pokemon to appear even in places without water.

Damn, that would have been cool.

The masks and secret dungeon thing would have been interesting too.

 

[SmallKiwi]

Nothing overly sexual about that.

Says the overly sexual profile user weeb. Japanese women can't even ride trains safely without men groping them.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

New Yorkers don't have best friends

Now that's just sad.

 

[Lizard Machine Bugs]

Yeah, that’s the thing. It’s not that some guy wrote Pokemon smut. It’s not even that some guy who worked at Game Freak wrote Pokemon smut. It’s that some guy who worked at Game Freak wrote Pokemon smut, then saved it to company servers as a serious design document, and the company went “hmm yes that’s fine better keep it for the next 20 years never know when we’ll need it”.

Rate me MaTI or Autistic, but look, I don't like the rape stories, or the pokephilia/bestiality either, I think Arceus having sex with a human is stupid. But it's not smut, it's not porn, it doesn't go into explicit details, it doesn't read like it's written with the intent to titillate the audience. Like others have said, it's written from the perspective of being in universe mythology and takes inspiration from japanese mythology pertaining to myths about animals and youkai. The events of the stories also end with everybody dying, the Typholosion wants to take care of and keep the human girl he kidnapped and he dies, the kid from the Lapras/Octillary ends up fucked up and kills a bunch of people, the Rapidash/Ursaring dies.
As for keeping it around, Nintendo and the companies they work closely with have a policy of being autisticaly detailed with their archiving. Even with all the unfunny rape jokes I'd rather have Gamefreak and Nintedo keep detailed records of their games than not, and I'd rather have these records be known to the public than not. It's honestly great being able to see the development of the pokemon games be this will archived when more often than not information like the early builds, southern kalos, beta sprites... etc are lost to history.

 

[Registration]

More proof that southern kalos was indeed real, the southern part is on the anime map that wasn't featured fully in the game map

Some ideas that were thrown with Black and White:

>Playboy
>To become friends with a girl who has a Pokemon, I bring her the same Pokemon to create an opportunity!
>But I have no talent for catching them.
>A boy who wants to become friends with her asks me to bring her a Pokemon of the opposite sex that she has.
>Personality is also important, and by bringing a Pokemon of the opposite sex with the right personality, I can get along with her.

>●Area 51 - An interesting place
>A fenced off area in the desert, a no-entry zone.
>When you approach the fence, an NPC will chase you away. "Go back."
>If you visit repeatedly, the message will change.
>After clearing the game, part of it will break down and an entrance will appear. An NPC will be standing in front of it. If you talk to him, he will say.
>"Are you going to go ahead? The truth is always boring, so I gave you a dream. Are you going to end it?"
>There is nothing inside. If you come back, he will say. "I told you so, there is nothing here."


A L I E N S

 

[winderson_silva]

I said this before. Since the leaks included the ages lf hoenn Gyn leaders, Winona is 16 and Wallace is 34. But in the pokémon special manga they have a romance, so in american eyes, wallace isn't just a flamboyant guy anymore, he is a flamboyant groomer lol

Manga Wallace being straight too, he was dating that Winova gal until he gave up being a champion for her and the bitch just broke with him because of it.

Also the ORAS design makes look like he doesnt use underwear

 

[the rat]

I'm currently in the middle of copying over the HEAD revision of the b/w source. I'm curious though, I keep seeing the term "multiboot" referenced on the freakleak website and seeing a multiboot folder in the source itself. Do any of you know what exactly multiboot is supposed to be?

I do have one suspicion but it would be bizarre to me considering you're seemingly always in the b/w environment.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

New Yorkers don't have best friends

Can confirm

But if you knew most New Yorkers, you wouldn't want them as best friends either.