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Bizarro world
Trump won the 2020 election and its about to retire to manage his McDonalds restaurant in Florida next to SpaceX HQ. The Newsom vs Pence 2024 race is about to end with a 49 51 favoring Pence. Trump refuses to campaign for Pence cause he needs the fries to be crisp at all times "no one does them better than me, believe me".
Joe lives in a retirement home after losing the 2020 election and Kamala fled to Hawaii in shame.
Ukraine is still more or less complete, whining about Crimea.
Abe Shinzo is somehow still alive.
 
Potheads think that everyone smokes.

In reality, almost no one does:
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and most people who do smoke are not genius programmers:
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The glowies struggle to hire programmers because they pay less than half what a skilled programmer can earn in the private sector.
No joke i broke the dei hiring mandate at my job after 3 hires in a row failed a thc drug test.
 
Bizarro world
Trump won the 2020 election and its about to retire to manage his McDonalds restaurant in Florida next to SpaceX HQ. The Newsom vs Pence 2024 race is about to end with a 49 51 favoring Pence. Trump refuses to campaign for Pence cause he needs the fries to be crisp at all times "no one does them better than me, believe me".
Joe lives in a retirement home after losing the 2020 election and Kamala fled to Hawaii in shame.
Ukraine is still more or less complete, whining about Crimea.
Abe Shinzo is somehow still alive.
Not the best timeline. But damnit, I’ll take it!
 
I tend to notice Trump's verbal idiosyncrasies, like his love for phrases like "tremendous" and "the best...," and referring to himself in the third person, but this interview made me notice some of his hand motions, particularly the one where he kind of swings his hands almost like he's about to clap but doesn't.

It's amusing to watch.

I get republican solicitation lists all the time but I remember I stopped getting dnc lists because I told em I'm voting for Trump.
Not a solicitation, but this reminded me of something. I live in a blue state, in a blue district, to the point that any non-Democrat vote is effectively a moral vote for the popular vote.

Was helping my mom at her house and I brought in her mail. There were two absentee ballots, one for her and one for my dad. My mom's currently hobbling around with a cane because of recent hip surgery, so understandable for her.

For my old man, though, he's been dead for 2 years. Well, then.
 
For my old man, though, he's been dead for 2 years. Well, then.
To be somewhat fair, it is kinda difficult to prove that someone is dead. You have to send out a bazillion copies of a death certificate to prove it. If no one proves that a person is dead and the district doesn't clean its voter rolls, this is what happens.
 
Abe Shinzo is somehow still alive.
If Trump had won in 2020, he probably would have had a nice meeting with Abe in 2022. Just as the assassin aims his blunderbuss at Abe, Trump shakes his hand, and the act of turning causes all the lead fishing weights to miss.

Ergo, the riggers killed Shinzo Abe
 
Bit late on this but Bill "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Clinton states America needs mass immigration because we got the lowest birth in over 100 years. Going to go on a bit of a rant here but I thought the 1965 immigration act was suppose to solve this issue? It's been 60 years since that act was passed and if these people are still complaining about a negative population then this shows the failure of the policy. I would also like to ask a leftist what's going to happen when these countries start having negative populations. Where are they going to get migrants from? This goes to show you that mass migration doesn't solve the issue that many democrats keep claiming it does.
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