Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

how jumping and running was a problem unless she had “secured it”.

 

[supremeautismo]

25's 3rd pic gives off major chrischan vibes.

Preview of Chrischan and Flutter’s autist hellspawn. You hate to see it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lil pooner needs to get her muff off of Scruff!

 

[PandaChai]

(9/46)

Everyone ready for some more dooooods?

Spoiler: deniz 18

Spoiler: j 19

Spoiler: 🫃 FTM cmdump 18

4'8"

Spoiler: trans boy 35

Why is this middle aged lesbian on Grindr?

Spoiler: Grayson 22

Spoiler: bored ftm 22

"i am fat" well at least she's honest about one thing

Spoiler: FtM trans 21

A 21 year old self-professed fragile, non-verbal autistic girl looking to meet men over the age of 30.

Spoiler: X

Spoiler: Ftm ⬇️

Even hidden underwater I can see those nipples are dead, ma'am

Spoiler: Nikoś 19

Spoiler: ⬇️ 29

(20/46)

 

[Fapcop]

Wtf! That not even 5 foot cumdump pooner?

Shiiiiit.

 

[Catboi]

I know I say it a lot but whyyyy do they all do that retarded tongue out pose

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Wtf! That not even 5 foot cumdump pooner?

If that's actually her, gotta admit I would. But probably FAT irl.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

No self-respecting adult would call themselves "girl" or "boy". Immediate give-away they're fetishizing a juvenile lifestyle, which is why f2ms look like 16 year old dudes. Or how we used to describe Bieber, I guess

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I know I say it a lot but whyyyy do they all do that retarded tongue out pose

It's supposed to make them look silly. It just highlights how feminine the lil' dood is

 

[Kufungisisa]

If that's actually her, gotta admit I would. But probably FAT irl.

Hoping your a woman and not up for getting this 'breedable' car crash pregnant.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I know I say it a lot but whyyyy do they all do that retarded tongue out pose

There are four acceptable expressions for a pooner.
- Tongue out, possibly with peace sign.
- A weird, sort of exasperated “why me” face.
- Angry glare such as real Tough Guys use.
- Dead eyes of autism.

This also applies to troons, but instead of the glare you have the self-eyefuck.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Everyone ready for some more dooooods?

Lots of Mommy and Daddy issues made flesh in that batch. With way too much baby faced flesh.

X 22 looks like a fun time. If you like being trussed up and used for the main event of her backyard bloodplay party.

bored ftm trans 22 still lives at home and is angry her mother suggested that she donate her stuffed animal collection to charity.

FTM became her insurance selling Dad who played golf every weekend during her childhood and was discovered later to have another wife and 3 kids in a town 30 miles away.

What is up with that middle aged lesbian and her lofty head shot there? "Please be polite and respect boundaries"? Madam, this is Grindr.

 

[Thursday]

Something about that X girl is really disturbing to me.

I know not all pooners were diddled but some really do let you know by their appearance that they were absolutely were.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

trans boy 35

"London's fruitiest trans boy. Faggy not fem"

Ma'am how exactly are you fruity & faggy , but not fem. What do you think those words mean when describing actual gay men? It means they're effeminate.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"London's fruitiest trans boy. Faggy not fem"

Ma'am how exactly are you fruity & faggy , but not fem. What do you think those words mean when describing actual gay men? It means they're effeminate.

I think she means “I act like a woman, but I’m trying to pass that off as me being a gay man.”

 

[Xev]

All I'm seeing yet again are a bunch of bottoms and no tops. How is this lifestyle sustainable? Other than pooners banging each other I doubt there are many other options for them.

 

[Fapcop]

All I'm seeing yet again are a bunch of bottoms and no tops. How is this lifestyle sustainable? Other than pooners banging each other I doubt there are many other options for them.

My guess would be that a bunch of men who’d say “What does bunk beds have to do with anything?!” If you asked them if they’re a “top or a bottom” would be ready and willing for a 15 minutes shag, followed by deletion from their phone.

Some of the pre T pooners look perfectly decent. Given the number of fat chicks I see who get cock on a regular basis, I’d assume that a pooner has decent chances of finding a guy willing to put up with: “Of course I see you as a man. Now suck my dick bi-eh-buddy!”

 

[Quesursundeepimpact48]

I don't think pooners understand that many gay men nowadays have absolutely no desire to partake in the mainstream gay hookup culture. Almost every gay guy I know in their 30s is either engaged or in a serious relationship with someone. They're more interested in settling down, finding a potential husband, and maybe even adopting children.

Grindr won't make you happy or fulfil your sexual needs. A lifestyle of risky casual sex with no strings attached and multiple polyamorous relationships full of infidelity takes a toll on your mental and physical health.

A lot of the gay men I know still see promiscuity as a positive or neutral thing, & while there is a growing number of them settling down, I don't see that being the majority.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

Not much else to say besides disgusting.

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[Major]

Not much else to say besides disgusting.

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worst of both worlds, jesus.