Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Bit late, but seeing Andy going through Plumbers don't wear ties blind was top tier content.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Corinne just shows the fuck up.

Who has some silver handy?

 

[dustnight]

A moment of silence for the Ralphamale

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Dustborn playthrough isn't gonna last.
You wouldn't wanna actually do content without holding the threat of quitting over your viewer's heads.

"LET'S GET $500 WORTH OF SUUUUUUUUUBS! UNLESS WE MAKE $500 AN HOUR WE'LL GET DEMOTIVATED, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO, WHOOAAA BUDDY!"

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Seeing PPP's excitment for Desert Bus cracks me up

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I find it hilarious PPP is more excited for Desert Bus than Dustborn. Josh is suffahing anyway and it's been kino

 

[Inside your walls]

I think one of the costumes PPP and Andy should do is Ricardo Lopez and Bjork. All Ashton has to do is put on a little cap that makes him look bald and douse himself in red paint, while Andy just slaps on a black wig and makes those buns she had everywhere in her hair while making weird noises.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Take your meds, Andy.
You're ruining shit at the moment with how insanely impatient and hyper you are.
You can barely sit still and have to constantly fast forward or wanting to skip entire segments just because nothing's been happening for 10 seconds that made your low IQ retard brain overflow with dopamine.

 

[Razz]

There’s two polar extremes on this thread regarding the Casino. Ones blind worship of the Boys and the other is bitter resentment/blind hatred.

The reality is in between honestly. A year or two ago, the casino was almost unwatchable and disjointed. They kept covering Fuentes and piggertits and that gets stale.

This year they’ve changed it up, the show’s flow is more organic, the super chats while annoying aren’t strictly segments on their own anymore and their clip channel makes their content digestible, especially if you miss shows/can’t bear to watch a whole livestream.

So will I give them praise on that? Yea, they found their flow, their chemistry is better and their clipping is good.

As for the anti-casino critiques? I’ll agree that they’re lazy at times and are erratic with their scheduling which is a put off at times.

You are a centrist cuck with the belief that everything is a compromise and an in-between of everything, so if someone threatens to sodomize you with either a cactus or a baseball bat you'd see a treebranch as a good midterm.

Nothing will change the fact this is an awful show with histrionic people attempting to hide their own sins by pointing fingers at others. You can see evidence of that due to the fact the whale is still a whale and the crackhead is still a crackhead. You can paint shit gold or silver, it still smells bad and its still shit.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Nothing will change the fact this is an awful show with histrionic people attempting to hide their own sins by pointing fingers at others.

They constantly bring up their humiliations, I don't think I've seen a single show where Warski hasn't talked about AIM AIM AIM and having been a cocaine addict, or one where PPP hasn't bought up his starfish video, obesity, alcoholism, weed addiction, and gambling. The reason it works is because they recognize they're clowns with an embarassing history.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

They constantly bring up their humiliations, I don't think I've seen a single show where Warski hasn't talked about AIM AIM AIM and having been a cocaine addict, or one where PPP hasn't bought up his starfish video, obesity, alcoholism, weed addiction, and gambling. The reason it works is because they recognize they're clowns with an embarassing history.

yeah they're upfront about being a bunch of clowns who are just as down in the muck as any of the people they cover. They also make it clear that they'd be nothing without the wagies that keep them funded otherwise its back to door-to-door sales for ashton and.... uhhh.... whatever andy did before he was internet famous

 

[Tablet County]

You are a centrist cuck with the belief that everything is a compromise and an in-between of everything, so if someone threatens to sodomize you with either a cactus or a baseball bat you'd see a treebranch as a good midterm.

Nothing will change the fact this is an awful show with histrionic people attempting to hide their own sins by pointing fingers at others. You can see evidence of that due to the fact the whale is still a whale and the crackhead is still a crackhead. You can paint shit gold or silver, it still smells bad and its still shit.

So which Sektur reject that you treat as a replacement for your absentee father did they call a faggot?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Take your meds, Andy.
You're ruining shit at the moment with how insanely impatient and hyper you are.
You can barely sit still and have to constantly fast forward or wanting to skip entire segments just because nothing's been happening for 10 seconds that made your low IQ retard brain overflow with dopamine.

I hate to imagine what Andy was like on Cocaine unless it had the intentional effect of Ritalin/Adderall and made Andy slow down and focus. Because man he can get so impatient and he clearly freaks out hard when the chat is just fucking with him by being mean. HEY ANDY, the nutty fans would just leave the stream if they really hated what was going on dude! At the same time I can't imagine what it's like to be entertaining hundreds of nerds online I would be a nervous wreck feeling constant judgement so I think I'd handle it worse. I guess that's why I put fries in the bag instead of being an eceleb.

PPP just displays far better insight into how to play with a crowd. He made that trainwreck gaming stream funny by being a a troll and acting like people really wanted to sit thru DESERT BUS and TO BOLDLY FLEE. I think Andy was somewhat serious about setting up his VR Headset to play Desert Bus VR properly which is just hysterical.

I said it way back and I feel it more than ever they're the Laurel and Hardy of shockjock streamers. I'm sure the reference would fly over the heads of most of the audience but I'd love to see them dress up as duo for Kinoween.

They better do a good job with a Fuck Ralph Festival with DSP. Guntlore is so fucking dense I feel I've barely scratched the surface. They should really have Null guest star briefly to give his takes on the Pig, Null has the best impression of Ralph.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I hate to imagine what Andy was like on Cocaine unless it had the intentional effect of Ritalin/Adderall and made Andy slow down and focus.

Cocaine does exactly that for people with ADHD, it chills them out rather than the usual stimulating effect normal people have. It's almost certainly why he was addicted to it in the first place.

(As an aside my crackpot theory has always been that this is the reason Nick gave his daughter coke - Kayla had stolen all of her ADHD meds to abuse, so Nick gives the kid cocaine as "medication" to chill her out).

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I think one of the costumes PPP and Andy should do is Ricardo Lopez and Bjork. All Ashton has to do is put on a little cap that makes him look bald and douse himself in red paint, while Andy just slaps on a black wig and makes those buns she had everywhere in her hair while making weird noises.

woah buddy stalkerchild

 

[BrodyDaMan]

I hate to imagine what Andy was like on Cocaine unless it had the intentional effect of Ritalin/Adderall and made Andy slow down and focus. Because man he can get so impatient and he clearly freaks out hard when the chat is just fucking with him by being mean. HEY ANDY, the nutty fans would just leave the stream if they really hated what was going on dude! At the same time I can't imagine what it's like to be entertaining hundreds of nerds online I would be a nervous wreck feeling constant judgement so I think I'd handle it worse. I guess that's why I put fries in the bag instead of being an eceleb.

It did make him slow down and focus...on every impulsive thought he had. The nine other people on the panel would be screaming at each other and it would blend together into an audio mush, while Warski slowly went insane every stream. Warski Live was absolute kino at its peak.

 

[Razz]

So which Sektur reject that you treat as a replacement for your absentee father did they call a faggot?

The correct answer is always everyone is a faggot but me

 

[Tablet County]

The correct answer is always everyone is a faggot but me

I am straighter than this man, for neither of us appears to know anything based and redpilled; but he fancies he isn't a faggot, although he is a faggot; whereas I, as I am a faggot, do not fancy I'm not. In this trifling particular, then, I appear to be less gay than he, because I do not fancy I am not what I am.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

If they do ralphamania with DSP, I hope they dress as Paul Bearer and Undertaker, and make the whole theme for the show a funeral for Ralph where they go through the good times and then the downfall. It will be nostalgic and will probably catch up the audience to a ton of almost forgotten sektur lore about PPP and Warksi too. Ashton would do a perfect Bearer impression.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

They should really have Null guest star briefly to give his takes on the Pig, Null has the best impression of Ralph.

Null should be there for the full show, he can really only add to it as one of the few who know the deepest lore.