DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fukuyama]

The very early reack days were gold (by which I mean the first 2 or 3 streams), my favorite is when he watched that satirical video about gearheads and when the dude in the video mentioned installing a weapon into his wheel hubs to run people off the road and destroy their cars Piggy said "But thats... ILLEGUL!"

The 9/11 react has a special place in my heart

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Alright this Doody rant... DSP is so fucking dumb its unreal. DSP seems to think making thumbnails is hard so Doody must pay for them and that makes his channel a "purchased detractor channel".

This prestream is one of his worst in a long time. Legit unhinged.

I'm not a fan of Doody, but I cannot get over the fact that paying people to do work for you is supposed to be some kind groundbreaking "gotcha". Peak DSP.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Phil's constant spam of "Agree? Right? Correct? Agree? Correct? Right? Yes? Agree?" not only grates on my nerves but also reminds me a lot of LinkedIn
Phil would be an amazing LinkedIn ambassador boss babe visionary SEO-king builder of ideas etc etc

Like, at least 2-5% of these results have to be this crap (I can't search for question marks, site sucks dood, I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct)

 

[Cheesy Hotdog]

"successful youtuber" darksydephil cant even drive a few minutes to a wendys instead he scams his audience and eats a mcdonalds meal instead

 

[Africanweebfighter]

that kid who was an asshole because he liked being an asshole.

If he had NPD, would he see it as that? I feel he can't see himself as an asshole in the present regardless of what he does, only when he looks at the past, and even then he has a hard time being an asshole. I don't see how a person without a diagnosis as strong as NPD wouldn't be a little introspective at some point in their life.
I like being an asshole at times, but I know that I'm being an asshole. It doesn't feel like Phil can ever see it that way if he's being an asshole, he will truly think he's a good guy.

 

[snort inquisition]

Phil's constant spam of "Agree? Right? Correct? Agree? Correct? Right? Yes? Agree?" not only grates on my nerves but also reminds me a lot of LinkedIn
Phil would be an amazing LinkedIn ambassador boss babe visionary SEO-king builder of ideas etc etc
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Like, at least 2-5% of these results have to be this crap (I can't search for question marks, site sucks dood, I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct)
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"do you understand" is the one that gets on my nerves the most, the others are just self affirmation for his autism

 

[Very Honest Content]

That's where the nature versus nurture thing comes in. I think Phil was that socially awkward kid in school, even when people tried to be friends with him, people realized that he's an asshole. A spoiled asshole, at that too. I remember during the "ReeAck" to 80's toy commercials, he went "I had that one, that one, and that one.' and he went into detail about what they did, etc...and he would get mad at the local kids because he wanted them to put it back in the toybox.

I think Phil was not just spoiled, but just that kid who was an asshole because he liked being an asshole. Behind your back, of course. Because while Phil is confrontational behind a screen, he's nice to you in person.

No popular kid in the history of the American education system has ever got pegged with the self-admitted nickname of pigroach "with the oddly shaped head." Yeah. Spoiled little self centered shit just became full grown variant of it, which no one ever wants to collect socially at any stage of their lives, not even an underage panda.

"Some would argue" is my favorite self pignosis on boarding term he spams, because his effeminate high pitched valley girl accent comes blasting through from out of the back of Phil's closet whenever he uses it.

 

[johnkimble123]

"do you understand" is the one that gets on my nerves the most, the others are just self affirmation for his autism

I've decided that you both have made good points. Sounds good? OK moving on.

 

[Alexios]

So according to Phil, because he is getting whaled on, this means nobody cares about his mobile game addiction and lies. Apparently tons of support makes everything good. He can ignore the fact we has a 20 year record of being a scumbag and liar.
Phil in that way isn't that different from other cows. Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta still have defenders and paypigs too. It seems when a cow achieves a certain level of notoriety there will always be open wallets flocking to defend the cow.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Apparently Doody got re-monitized. Expect a rant about that.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Apparently Doody got re-monitized. Expect a rant about that.

I don't like Doody but eat shit Keemstar for demonetizing that retard on behalf of gout lord Phil.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DesperateSydePhil is best Phil, something his whales doesn't understand.

Hold back your dentbucks whales, watch piggy sweat for a few months. Quality Kahntent abound!

Months? All it takes is days for the gold dust to flow.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Who does this mf think DSP is? LOL

Spoiler: I GAVE YOU MONEY PLEASE RESPOND??????

My man is out here pleading with the guy after gifting a mere $875 dollars in subs. Nigga, try asking for shit when this money hits his WWE Champions account around December this year

 

[Comma]

Support in tips has absolutely tanked since DSP started doing the Kick streams while relentlessly hammering on Kick subscriptions and actively scolding and alienating the people who support him on Youtube.

$295 from 8 streams = $36.80 per stream
25% of that came from just one person and a bit over half of that came from only four people

Now, this wouldn't be a problem for any normal streamer, since Superchats/Memberships/Subscriptions would cover that from month to month. I'm not a dummy and know that if the other types of revenue keep coming in like this, he at least doesn't have to beg for tips anymore. But somehow, some way, after receiving a huge amount of tips and at least one fat paycheck from Youtube last month, DSP is dire straights and begging for tips.

Really makes you wonder...

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

My man is out here pleading with the guy after gifting a mere $875 dollars in subs. Nigga, try asking for shit when this money hits his WWE Champions account around December this year

This new whale a is a very strange one Kick doesn't let you scroll through chat history for very long but since day 1 of DSP being on Kick he has been 95% of the messages. No matter what time of day that v0id guy is in there spamming emotes or pasting song lyrics.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Support in tips has absolutely tanked since DSP started doing the Kick streams while relentlessly hammering on Kick subscriptions and actively scolding and alienating the people who support him on Youtube.

$295 from 8 streams = $36.80 per stream
25% of that came from just one person and a bit over half of that came from only four people

Now, this wouldn't be a problem for any normal streamer, since Superchats/Memberships/Subscriptions would cover that from month to month. I'm not a dummy and know that if the other types of revenue keep coming in like this, he at least doesn't have to beg for tips anymore. But somehow, some way, after receiving a huge amount of tips and at least one fat paycheck from Youtube last month, DSP is dire straights and begging for tips.

Really makes you wonder...

Phil once again shoots himself in the hoof with splitting his audience and alienating his dwindling real fans. Of course, he tried to start a retard fight between them and his Kick audience, but that fell flat on his gouty face. If it weren‘t for Ryan and his army of socks, we’d see Phil bitching and threatening to wagequit DBZ.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

The whales are the worst damage that could ever be done to a person like Phil. He’s so far gone. Because of these people, he has been encouraged to beg and swindle since he can always fall back on OIC. Consequently, there will be no wake-up call when he starts losing his water, lights, necessities, because he has been accustomed to a decade of successfully freeloading, so why should he think anything of it? I can’t wait to see Phil ardently defend his cardboard box from the other homeless as he’s streaming WWEC in a Wendy’s parking lot, wanting to hit the $15 daily goal so he can reveal that he doesn’t wear shoes anymore.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I’ve never been someone that bitch and cry that much about having to wait a month to get free money. He’s close to using the old routine of "'money for groceries'"excuse again (just like back in the distant month of July this year).

 

[Gramh]

Support in tips has absolutely tanked since DSP started doing the Kick streams while relentlessly hammering on Kick subscriptions and actively scolding and alienating the people who support him on Youtube.

$295 from 8 streams = $36.80 per stream
25% of that came from just one person and a bit over half of that came from only four people

Now, this wouldn't be a problem for any normal streamer, since Superchats/Memberships/Subscriptions would cover that from month to month. I'm not a dummy and know that if the other types of revenue keep coming in like this, he at least doesn't have to beg for tips anymore. But somehow, some way, after receiving a huge amount of tips and at least one fat paycheck from Youtube last month, DSP is dire straights and begging for tips.

Really makes you wonder...

The funny part of this? All those other forms of support were generally always there, so his incessant need to hit an arbitrary monetary goal to own the trolls has only managed to tank his tips income with combining subs and superchats. Watch DSP get more and more desperate to get tips up again, especially if his Kick sugarpig Void bows out.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I’ve never been someone that bitch and cry that much about having to wait a month to get free money.

He's hiding the fact that he gets paid next week for last month. The superchats, superstickers, ad revenue, and memberships will be still be more than the pre-casino days. Do the dents really think Phail will have to go a month without any income? They're already ignoring the fact people not only don't have daily bills but they also don't get paid daily. (Unless you're a day laborer, but I digress)