Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Someone needs to intervene before it gets any worse than it already is. She's going to kill Josh if this hag keeps it up.
I agree someone does need to beat her to death or something but short of some unhinged retard doing that what can anyone really do? Josh could get an order of protection or restraining order and that wouldn't stop her from going there and harassing him outside in a uber and when he calls the cops she will just leave back to her hotel and come back the next day doing it again. Not saying I don't wanna see her get her head caved in on livestream cause I do but reality is if someone is willing to fund her trip and expenses she is so desperate and depraved there isn't much normal not psychotic people can really do.
 
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May the circle gods put a circle of protection around his trailer. Looks like she found a new paypig
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Jessica talks a lot of shit so it remains to be seen as to whether she’s going or not, but if she does….good. For this shit to end, there needs to be a catalyst and I suspect being thrown in the back of a cop car screaming “JAWWWSSHEE I LOVE YOOOUU DONT DENY ME!” while Cobra mumbles from the front door “Yeah, whatever Jessica. You need meds” is exactly what needs to happen.
 
Jessica talks a lot of shit so it remains to be seen as to whether she’s going or not, but if she does….good. For this shit to end, there needs to be a catalyst and I suspect being thrown in the back of a cop car screaming “JAWWWSSHEE I LOVE YOOOUU DONT DENY ME!” while Cobra mumbles from the front door “Yeah, whatever Jessica. You need meds” is exactly what needs to happen.
My money is on he's gonna pork the bpd wendussy again. And he'll come out worse from it, I'm talking violent domestic abuse done to him. I don't think she'll kill him this visit but if there's ever a third visit at the trailer, it'll be 8$ machete time.

May the circle gods cast their protection on the BOY
 
I would HOPE that Josh doesn't listen to his dick buuuuuuuuuuut I think we all know where this is going, if he hid her on stream not that long ago.
NAL arc is never gonna end.
This breakup saga is like his own drunken brainloops because life just has to imitate art.

Only Clint taking him out of town can save his ass now.
 
Jessica talks a lot of shit so it remains to be seen as to whether she’s going or not, but if she does….good. For this shit to end, there needs to be a catalyst and I suspect being thrown in the back of a cop car screaming “JAWWWSSHEE I LOVE YOOOUU DONT DENY ME!” while Cobra mumbles from the front door “Yeah, whatever Jessica. You need meds” is exactly what needs to happen.
She would still try to come back after something like that happens. She recognizes jawshie is her last chance in life to be relevant at all because the alternate is rotting in her rat nest of a room while nobody watches her because normal people can't stomach watching her annoying ass for longer than a minute. If she doesn't milk Josh and his e fame for everything it's over for her and she'll end up homeless even faster after her parents die, this is life and death for her demented mentally disabled ass.


The only thing that can stop her is being behind bars.
 
Is there any validity to this? I've seen this echo'd repeatedly on the subreddit but I've never seen a source to this claim.
Not sure what their source is for the claim but i think there's something there based on what we do know for sure. Cobes is not exactly the most popular choice for family gatherings, for an example one time he got absolutely blasted on christmas and attacked Clint at a gas station, then got arrested and spent holidays in jail. Boy has no control over himself when he gets drunk.

It probably was just some intensly autistic and creepy staring at their tits and shit like that while being wasted, i dont believe he ever went full on Tarl Warwick on his sisters.
 
attacked Clint at a gas station
he didn't attack clint at a gas station. He threatened to kill himself because he downed a bottle in the car ride and Clint called him out. Then he threatened Clint. He only spent the holiday in jail because the homeless shelter was closed and Cobra refused to go to the hospital.

Just because reddit says "Cobra sniffed his sisters panties" and "better not creep on your sister BOY" doesn't mean it's true.
Not sure what their source is for the claim but i think there's something there based on what we do know for sure
I'll just assume since there's no source it's not true, otherwise I would've seen it blasted in all of those "cobra is worse than hitler" posts.
 
The only thing that can stop her is being behind bars.
She is the type that keeps popping up in true crime videos, even the setting and victims are there already. Odds of her elderly parents ending up dead after some BPD fueled alcohol/drug bender are kinda frightening actually. Didn't she say something like "im gonna be known for killing somebody" the other day?
 
i firmly believe the boy will not be having it. but then again, i don't see him calling the cops if she shows up at the clocktrailer mansion. i foresee a chimpout and a screaming contest between the two and him calling homedad Clint asking him to make the problem go away

oh mighty circle gods, please put a circle of protection on the trailer park
 
he didn't attack clint at a gas station. He threatened to kill himself because he downed a bottle in the car ride and Clint called him out. Then he threatened Clint. He only spent the holiday in jail because the homeless shelter was closed and Cobra refused to go to the hospital.
That was honestly the point where i thought he might sober up but the boy is cooked, there are very few things you can do for somebody that refuses help.
I'll just assume since there's no source it's not true, otherwise I would've seen it blasted in all of those "cobra is worse than hitler" posts
I dont know whats going on reddit, i got sent to the banworld ages ago but my view was based on what can actually be confirmed, like his chaturbate habits. He cant go a single day without spanking the monkey, he was jacking it even when he had pussy there. Him being a pervert is a straight up fact, how bad of a pervert is up for debate though.
 
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I'm aware it's been said here before but I cannot for the life of me understand why the boy seems to be completely oblivious to who Lemmy is while worshiping Ozzy, while he's so much closer to mirroring Lemmy's style and habits. I checked on lolcow.go to see if he had ever mentioned him and he'd only mentioned Lemmy 8 times but when searching for Ozzy, he's mentioned him just over 1,900 times from what the site says and I actually got nervous that it stalled the site trying to search for it considering how often he name drops the Oz.
I couldn't find a better pic of Cobes staring into a bottle so post it if you got one.
i think he calls him killmeister or something.
 
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