Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Worst of all, he could be any one of us... He could be in this very thread! He could be @Oxyjen ! He could be me! He could even be @Balldo's Gate!

>The Soldier blows @AltisticRight 's head off with his shotgun
>"What? It was obvious. He's the real Sean!"

Edit: In retrospect Useful Mistake would probably fit better for this joke

 

[Balldo's Gate]

To be clear I never said he shouldn't be here or even that he shouldn't steal content from her for his shows, I really don't care either way. Maybe my post came across wrong or I was misunderstood.

I understand, I was posting more in response to the general discussion

Personally though I don't see why anyone would give a shit that people take content from here and use it for themselves without "giving credit" but there's also a difference in "giving credit" so people know you are reading the forum and actually identifying your account on the forum and posting etc.

There are other sites to publish under a specific name, there is much strength in anon posting. Not getting dragged down in minutiae about ethics in blah blah blah or specific usernames or whatever, citing where information was found by a simple shout out to Kiwi Farms is always welcome in my book.

My point is that having people who cite the forum is a good antidote to people like Rekieta who scream "they lie" or "FanFic Farms" as they complain about their threads containing speculation that was later confirmed to be true. I wouldn't necessarily recommend joining the forum linked to their streamer identity, but I'm also not going to dogpile anyone for doing it (not saying anyone is)

 

[Oxyjen]

AltisticRight was… A peaceful townsfolk!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Kyle just never mentioned him again, as far as I can tell. Nick was never THAT important. Kyle's level of infamous celebrity would get articles written about how his breakfast choices show extremist white privilege before his association with Nick.

Kyle, is not also particularly intelligent (Most of us burgerfat kiwis probably wouldn't being around the riots defending other people's property in a city we don't own property in) and is being used for political purposes. Whoever is handling him decided Nick was too much hot potato where the bad publicity outweighed the good. If Kyle was smart, he wouldn't say he was go to Arizona State or Blinn College (The associated community college of Texas A&M) before getting fucked over by the press corps of those schools.

To be totally frank, I am a lot more critical and cautious of Sean than many other seem to be. This thread isn't about me, so I won't belabour it with recounting of reasons, beyond saying I see an inherent conflict of interest he has as a streamer and a-log/spectator.

Within every cynical person is a disappointed idealist. Plus, the streamer/alog intersection is what was predicted about the lack of content causing "lawltube" and associated streamers to eat themselves.
Nick's just the biggest target right now, none of the other lolyers are of such (former) view size and so unpredicable in his retardation. Legul Mindset debt and "you can't dox me" speedrun was very minor when he had a small viewbase, Aussie Overlords meltdown was funny but he's a non-character. Nobody expected Kurt to not be autistic and depressing (hence his two pro se lawsuits being a quick laugh), Branca just shitposts on women all day repetitively, and Good Lawgic had a few cover his shit then blew over (It's so joewver!!) because nobody expected otherwise of a debt collecting chosen one.

 

[repentance]

As fun as these names are, there is an actual term for it - “Mate Poaching”. Instead of finding a partner and building something with them, you find a person who already has a life built with someone else, then aim to replace their partner with yourself. It’s a strategy to find a mate who has already proven themselves capable of providing for a family. It’s just, you know, fucking shitty.

You're also hitching your wagon to someone who has proven themselves willing to abandon what they have if something shiny comes along, though.

 

[Captain Manning]

I may be off base, but I don't think Sean actually knew Nick well enough to get anything spicy.

I am talking about spicy takes. Like 99% of this thread gives. Most people here don't know Nick. Though Sean probably still had more contact with him than a majority of users here. If he met him IRL even once, that was more contact than I, in fact.

Maybe @MNPublicRecords was Sean too and he got bored.

Whoever that was was either local to MN, or had a contact local to MN. They were pulling shit off of physical courthouse terminals, or having somebody do it for them.

They almost certainly left because Nick succeeded in getting the CHIPS case sealed.

It was good while it lasted. I appreciate them going above and beyond. Whoever they are, they will likely be remember as a legend of this thread.

@AltisticRight even did this for them:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I am talking about spicy takes. Like 99% of this thread gives. Most people here don't know Nick. Though Sean probably still had more contact with him than a majority of users here. If he met him IRL even once, that was more contact than I, in fact.


Whoever that was was either local to MN, or had a contact local to MN. They were pulling shit off of physical courthouse terminals, or having somebody do it for them.

They almost certainly left because Nick succeeded in getting the CHIPS case sealed.

It was good while it lasted. I appreciate them going above and beyond. Whoever they are, they will likely be remember as a legend of this thread.

@AltisticRight even did this for them:

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Not to mention giving Nick streaming PTSD. I wouldn't be surprised if the mental anguish having one of those docs drop every time he streamed rewired his already fucked up brain keeping him from getting any dopamine out of it. The worry will always overshadow the positive incentives now.

What a buck broken, White ass nigger.

 

[Poop Shoot]

You're also hitching your wagon to someone who has proven themselves willing to abandon what they have if something shiny comes along, though.

I don’t disagree, which is why it’s extra fucking funny when those people end up getting cheated on.

 

[3MMA]

I wouldn't be surprised if the mental anguish having one of those docs drop every time he streamed rewired his already fucked up brain keeping him from getting any dopamine out of it. The worry will always overshadow the positive incentives now.

What a buck broken, White ass nigger.

Nick is such a white bread ass niggah that he makes Wonder Bread look as dark as his favorite Jamaican Bulls.

 

[talk talk talk]

Is there a specific word for a woman like her?

Jezebel

Okay Sister
You have a Jezebel spirit within you
You have a spirit of grief
You have a spirit destruction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdHSurqqnmY

 

[IamnottheNSA]

>I would like to stream
>no
>inaudible skelly cuck noises

I imagine every time he reads a post like this one, he gets a little more angry.

He knows he can't stream, otherwise he would have to clear the air by now, and if he had free will here, he'd simply say so.

He reads everything posted in this thread, and doesn't stream, because he can't.

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Not only is Balldo a non-practicing lawyer, he is now a non-practicing streamer as well! Ya hate to see it, folks.

 

[Law]

He says he loves super skinny girls, borderline anorexic looking.

April is neither muscular enough nor Jamaican enough to get Nick's juices flowing, he needs a real man to make him feel like a delicate damsel.

You're also hitching your wagon to someone who has proven themselves willing to abandon what they have if something shiny comes along, though.

It's a strategy. Not a smart strategy.
Being second-mover in business can be a good strategy, but sister-wifery and getting out of speeding tickets by ruining your life don't obey business rules.

 

[Copper Dingus]

Call me negative Nellie, but that was once thought of Nick...

The Sandwich Eatin' Lawyer has admitted to being wrong before. Rekieta could never. Tips the scales in his favor, so to speak.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

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Her shitty 'inspirational' captions sound like they're pulled straight out of Pawverbs.

These posts give off the vibe (and the timing) of the sympathy-milking post last July about a dead kid (later found to be her pre-Aaron ex's niece) immediately after she got the drug possession charges slapped on her.

The kid on the horse is her nephew (brother's son); note that in this instance she COVERED UP EVERY SINGLE TATTOO instead of flaunting them.......it's as if she's putting on a façade for her relatives (or more likely, as a rule before being allowed near her brother's child)

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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Jesus and the Technicolor Seethecoat

 

[AnOminous]

The Sandwich Eatin' Lawyer has admitted to being wrong before. Rekieta could never. Tips the scales in his favor, so to speak.

He doesn't now but the one time I corrected him on some minor issue of law, he acknowledged it and corrected it. It wasn't particularly embarrassing and more academic than important to the case, but he did correct it. I can't remember offhand what it was but it was some about fairly obscurely written Texas statute or rule and how it interacted with another, iirc.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If I was Monty, I wouldn’t take anything less than exactly the amount Randazza has billed Balldo. Pure pottery.

Nick may as well hand over the deed to the Balldo Bunker he's trying to sell and call it even.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He doesn't now but the one time I corrected him on some minor issue of law, he acknowledged it and corrected it. It wasn't particularly embarrassing and more academic than important to the case, but he did correct it. I can't remember offhand what it was but it was some about fairly obscurely written Texas statute or rule and how it interacted with another, iirc.

Sure sounds like something Kalea SEAN would say! "Oh look, he corrected this small mistake I pointed out instead of throwing a temper tantrum and accusing everyone else of being prudes Kiwi Kouch lawyers who don't understand cuckery LAW!"

ADMIT IT. You seeded that mistake on person SEAN!

- Rekieta, probably.

 

[RussianParasite]

“But I gained so much more” lol I guess so.

I agree that Nick has gotten fat, fatter than Aaron, and needs to eat less.

Is there a specific word for a woman like her?

Mate Poaching”.

Homewrecker and whore were pointed out already but I quite enjoy the term harlot.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

She really is like a tourist of other people's families. She tossed the last three kids aside like they were nothing, she'll do the same with these five when she finds someone new to move on to. Is there a specific word for a woman like her? I mean in regards to the family thing.

My grandmother, God rest her soul, with all her proper Southern dignity, would simply call these women “common.” She also said not to trust ones who wear too much perfume. I never knew what she meant until I got older - a common woman probably smells like a fish market! Fantastic jabs from a true lady.

Worst of all, he could be any one of us... He could be in this very thread! He could be @Oxyjen ! He could be me! He could even be @Balldo's Gate!

“Is that you, Sean? Is that me?”