What are some of your "warning sign" bands? - When you hear someone says they like X band then it's time to ask for the check.

[The Hardest R]

>no one mentions U2
Grim. Absolute globohomo fake and gay retarded gigaslop, much like Taylor Swift.

There is a perfect circle Venn diagram of liking U2, some faggot sending me links to TED talks, and another faggot telling me that they’re spiritual, not religious.

This one is a bit personal to me because of my visceral hatred of the Strokes.

I grew up at precisely the right (or wrong) age when The Strokes hit it big. Suddenly every faggot had a mop haircut, a leather jacket even in the summertime, 70s band tees, and skinny jeans. A couple years later, the fags obsessed with the The bands started following Jack Johnson and these faggots all decided to get acoustic guitars and start strumming while sitting on a ledge or halfway up a staircase. Most of these guys were doing it to get laid and these guys would occasionally succeed. That meant I had to hear bad noodling all throughout campus for the following few years.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

>no one mentions U2
Grim. Absolute globohomo fake and gay retarded gigaslop, much like Taylor Swift.

U2 is so uninteresting and completely forgettable I wouldn't even have thought of them. But yeah, U2 is insufferable. One of the very few pre-2010 bands that make me turn off the radio immediately or else I get pissed off just from listening to it. You can hear in each note how carefully engineered it is to be the most unremarkable and bland earful of leprechaun shit, a literal drag because it feels like it drags on your eardrums.

 

[Aztec Death Squad]

There needs to be a better directory or thread for this. I want to spare others my buyer's remorse.

Since my post in February, Femtanyl has blown up. Trans name appears to be Noelle. He was scheduled to play a gig with Machine Girl. In the breakcore sphere, that's called making it.

Spoiler: Fem Selfie

Bye2 (Kendall Price) needs to be added here. Transfat breakcore from UK working as a translator and English instructor in Japan. His Xitter is full of ""ironic"" peepee poopoo and gooner """jokes."""

Spoiler: NSFW

Both are fans of Machine Girl. They get what they deserve.

 

[Calandrino]

I don't take orders from the likes of whatever the hell that is, but I ain't even gonna listen out of spite

 

[The Foxtrot]

Fucking modern country fans are some of the dumbest most braindead mouthbreathers I've ever come across. No, I don't give a shit about your big green tractor or your red solo cup. Most of the people who listen to that slop have never even seen a piece of farm equipment yet feel the need to larp as a "country boy" or "country girl" lifted truck (or jeep for women) cowboy boots and absolutely not a single thought running through their head

Modern country and (c)rap are the same shit, just one is "MUH DICK AN' GLAWK NIGGUH!" and the other is "MUH TRUCK N' TRACTOR GURRRRL!". Most of the faggots who call themselves "country" and wear "cowboy boots" and listen to this shit are inbred fuckers from a trailer park or dumbass larpers from suburbia. PROTIP you useless sacks of meat, those boots are overpriced slippers. If you can slip them on and off easily, then they're not providing any support for your ankles and it's no fucking wonder all you idiots have back and hip problems.

Actual cowboy boots worn by ranch hands look completely different, FYI. Much taller, ending in a pointed tip, and have a thinner sole, not unlike old-school military Cavalry boots.

And those trucks are overpriced toys, you're not fooling anyone into thinking you're a "haaaard werkin' gud ole' boah!", and you don't work 2-3 (normal entry level) jobs because you're a "haaaard werkin' gud ole' boah!", you work 2-3 (normal entry level) jobs because you're up to your eyeballs in debt, you have at least one baby momma that demands child support, and a landlord that gives no fucks about your bad decisions. You wouldn't even work 1 job if you had a choice.

 

[Meriasek]

Pretty good summary. Overall I'd say fans of the 1st wave are fine, with the 2nd wave it's a 50/50, and anything that comes after that is a giant glowing faggotry warning sign most of the time.

I just like the music

 

[ShotgunTasteTester]

And those trucks are overpriced toys, you're not fooling anyone into thinking you're a "haaaard werkin' gud ole' boah!", and you don't work 2-3 (normal entry level) jobs because you're a "haaaard werkin' gud ole' boah!", you work 2-3 (normal entry level) jobs because you're up to your eyeballs in debt, you have at least one baby momma that demands child support, and a landlord that gives no fucks about your bad decisions. You wouldn't even work 1 job if you had a choice.

Literally every single person I worked with at my previous job and half the kids in my highschool

 

[ParasiteSteve]

>no one mentions U2
Grim. Absolute globohomo fake and gay retarded gigaslop, much like Taylor Swift.

They are a legacy act so no one really cares any more. Like Rolling Stones, Kiss, Metallica, all these bands are just touring massive arenas, but their time of being relevant musically is well and truly over.

Will be interesting in the future when those bands can no longer tour from, well age, and too see who will actually replace them. Its hard to think of a massive stadium filler who came out post 2000. Who will fill that role in the future or is this the last run for those old timers.

OT: Elvis fans are 50/50. Its fat dudes who just love the king, I always have time for those crazy cats, lotta fun to drink with. But then others treat Elvis like some sort of saint, and his music having an almost biblical power.

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

you work 2-3 (normal entry level) jobs because you're up to your eyeballs in debt, you have at least one baby momma that demands child support, and a landlord that gives no fucks about your bad decisions.

That is the story of most hard working men.

 

[The Foxtrot]

That is the story of most hard working men.

No, it's the story of most worthless trash in society that's better suited being mulched into fertilizer. Not "most hard working men".

 

[Return of the Freaker]

FOUND IT. I spent longer than I want to admit on finding this.

I'd disown my friends too if they intoduced me to gay furry Flo Rida

 

[Coolio55]

I'd disown my friends too if they intoduced me to gay furry Flo Rida

I dunno. I recall there being some women in there (at least disgust ...sorry, *discussed*)

 

[Franz Joseph]

I grew up at precisely the right (or wrong) age when The Strokes hit it big. Suddenly every faggot had a mop haircut, a leather jacket even in the summertime, 70s band tees, and skinny jeans. A couple years later, the fags obsessed with the The bands started following Jack Johnson and these faggots all decided to get acoustic guitars and start strumming while sitting on a ledge or halfway up a staircase. Most of these guys were doing it to get laid and these guys would occasionally succeed. That meant I had to hear bad noodling all throughout campus for the following few years.

I was in high school when The Strokes became a thing and at the time I remember thinking how astrotutfed this band is.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

There is a perfect circle Venn diagram of liking U2, some faggot sending me links to TED talks, and another faggot telling me that they’re spiritual, not religious.
I grew up at precisely the right (or wrong) age when The Strokes hit it big. Suddenly every faggot had a mop haircut, a leather jacket even in the summertime, 70s band tees, and skinny jeans. A couple years later, the fags obsessed with the The bands started following Jack Johnson and these faggots all decided to get acoustic guitars and start strumming while sitting on a ledge or halfway up a staircase. Most of these guys were doing it to get laid and these guys would occasionally succeed. That meant I had to hear bad noodling all throughout campus for the following few years.

I remember those The bands all too well. Splashed all over Rolling Stone covers, after awhile I couldn't tell them apart.

 

[jejune]

any girl who says she listens to title fight, or hardcore girls in general especially if its a band from the 90s

 

[AllieKat]

Anyone who listens to modern country.

The only true country is Outlaw Country: David Allen Coe, Hank Jr, Waylon, Willie, Merle, Johnny or Conway. Accept no substitutes.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Nope most of my good friends have bad music taste. Without PL too much lets say there is only one guy . With good enough taste. That I can listen to his playlist for longer period of time . And thats becauce it is pretty much exclusively military songs.

Who sits around listening to military songs for fun? Do you have autism?

 

[Bonedome]

I don't take orders from the likes of whatever the hell that is, but I ain't even gonna listen out of spite

I wouldn't say I'm a fan. I listened through an album out of curiosity and really enjoyed an interlude. Looked it up and it turns out it's from Sonic. Someone took that part of the song and made it better. So the best machine girl music is a part from sonic edited from someone else.

 

[RichardMongler]

Who sits around listening to military songs for fun? Do you have autism?

I do if they're arranged in a Martial Industrial style or Black Metal:

 

[Neodanthril]

Any rap.