💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Not to bring the mood down too much but there’s this severely intellectually disabled guy who I’m friends with at my local cafe. His eyes are milked over and he can only see like 3 meters ahead of him if he’s looking dead on. The point being, this guy is a top notch legend. He’s always full of life and up for a laugh. He loves giving people shit and telling the owner the coffee is shit. Despite his disabilities he remembers my wife’s and baby’s names and always asks how they’re doing even if I can’t always quite understand what he’s saying. If this guy who’s had life throw him hardship after hardship can still turn around and be nice to people and joke around with them and be a net positive on society, if he can do all that, what is stopping our boy Fatrick from not being an abject cunt to every single person he ever interacts with? He is just a drain on society and an energy vampire to everyone who’s ever had the displeasure of interacting with him.
 
Something Awful said:
He used to brag about how worrying about grammar is his proofreader's or editor's job. Guess that's no longer the case. Probably because they committed suicide after seeing Rick's attempts at being British in Tiny Tim in Space.
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How expensive is an editor who understands the history of the timeframe of scrooge, speaks Patoneeise, AND knows Space! ?

Thé au lait said:
This nigger probably dumps his fucking bacon grease,
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He goes to Wal*mart and buys the 1 lbs tub there for under $8. You will be a prison enjoyer for such a defamation dump.

Homofascism said:
what is stopping our boy Fatrick from not being an abject cunt to every single person he ever interacts with?
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Same reason he has to have the last word. By being an ass people walk away and then he can go on about how he won due to having the last word.

The pests represent, in part, a group that just doesn't go away.
 
AutoClownMaker said:
By being an ass people walk away and then he can go on about how he won due to having the last word.
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I like the way you've described this. Is there a specific term that encapsulates this type of behaviour by any chance? I'm no psychiatrist, but it definitely seems like it could be a personality disorder. I've noticed it's a very pervasive mentality among many of the terminally-online millenials and zoomers I've observed. For instance, on yesterday's MATI there was that story about how Alyssa Mercante responded to a polite rebuttal from one of the people she was calling out with a "tl;dr".

They all seem to think being abrasive and dismissive somehow means they've won the argument, when really it just comes off as a form of self-soothing.

If everyone Rick encounters is a stalker child who enjoys prison, then perhaps he should consider the fact that it is he who is in a prison of his own making. But then again I'm not retarded so what do I know.
 
life's still happening but i won't miss any patposting for the world. i didn't know onaforums were publicly visible again until pointed out here. i browsed a bit this morning and i read what i consider to be the funniest joke told in 2024 within this thread commenting on patrick's retarded halloween name.

God bless you, funster.

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Thé au lait said:
This nigger probably dumps his fucking bacon grease,
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…down his throat. He’s fat, you see.

Besides, don’t go too hard on ol pat. If we can get him to fall into the Gulf of Mexico the south will rise again nigga. Anyway y’all without the drawl just ain’t the same, YWNBARS, Pat.
 
deadtofaunus said:
I like the way you've described this. Is there a specific term that encapsulates this type of behaviour by any chance?
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Parts of debating culture has that element. Another community that has it is sovereign citizens with the idea of 'silence is consent' If he doesn't agree and has the last word The Fatprick has won.

The old SMS messages of 'you are committing the federal crime' smacks of sovereign citizens "giving notice". Giving notice in law is important, and that is why the statutes of the laws are published. If YOU didn't read the statutes that govern you - well, you got notice. Kinda like how the plans for the bypass are in the filing cabinet stored in a basement disused lavatory with a sign on the door telling you to beware of prison enjoyment.

The Fatprick should go into advertising. Go into that for others because he's doing SO well advertising his books and where he's gonna be promoting his books on social media.

Edit; Jackie "the battle between man-handed fists and the ass is ongoing" Singh has that bent with her 'if I lied about it why haven't I been sued for defamation?' claims.
 
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Red Frida said:
To us and the pests he's a well of strength.
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Also provides due bounds to keep us in.

"Is what I am about to do something The Fatprick would do?" If so, than nope on the doing.

If your life is like Keffals, an IP2 streamer, foodist, Patrick or a Patrick hanger on dingleberry all work as a warning to re-evaluate your life's path.
 
Judge Holden said:
Ok I am so fucking sleep deprived right now that I read this as Pol Pat and am now laughing my tired nigger ass off at the mental images going through my head of the pig man in full Khmer Rouge mode.
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He's going full Khmer Rouge on Milwaukees young negro population in order to facilitate communist sausage production
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ok I am so fucking sleep deprived right now that I read this as Pol Pat and am now laughing my tired nigger ass off at the mental images going through my head of the pig man in full Khmer Rouge mode.
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A few days ago I took the wife to an all you can eat sushi place in town that serves decent food. If you don't know, these restaurants charge a set price for whatever you want to order with the caveat that you'll be charged additionally for food you order that you don't finish or want to take home.

While we're waiting on the food to come we're both on our phones. I'm looking at this thread. Me being me, it occurred to me how funny it'd be to have one of the servers go full-on Pat on somebody arguing about getting charged more for not eating everything they ordered.* Even though it's a restaurant serving Japanese cuisine the place is own and ran by a bunch Vietnamese people. The thought of being told "No, child. You did not eat every morsel of food. Those are just your delusions. Enjoy prison." but in that accent had me chuckling. Even the wife, devoid of any humor toward that which is Patrick (I even played her the fifth Josiah tape and nothing, not even a smile) agreed it'd be funny to hear that.

There's gotta be an untapped market of foreigners reading Pat's xeets in their accents. Even better if they have or can recreate his lisp.

*-Patrick never, ever has to fear such additional charges on his check. One doesn't get to be such a fat faggot with bitch tits by practicing moderation in food consumption.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Patrick never, ever has to fear such additional charges on his check. One doesn't get to be such a fat faggot with bitch tits by practicing moderation in food consumption.
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Patrick is exactly like Homer Simpson in this regard.

He too has probably been forcefully removed from such a buffet long after closing time, tried legal action, but probably lost.

I would imagine he has bankrupted a couple and now all of the all you can eat places in the Milwaukee area have a Patrick contingency plan in place.

They will have a collective agreement with the local landfills who will ship in decaying foodstuffs at short notice.

Fatrick has proven he will eat any old slop, so will just simply chow down.
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
There has to be at least an Uncle Roger AI out there somewhere. I would also like one that does Gandhi. A Northside Dublin would be grand.
For English natives, a Sean Bean would be good, as would a David Mitchell.
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Rick’s “This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.” should become the standard phrase for audio testing just like that teapot is for 3D models and that playboy model was for graphics before she got cancelled.
 
AutoClownMaker said:
Parts of debating culture has that element. Another community that has it is sovereign citizens with the idea of 'silence is consent' If he doesn't agree and has the last word The Fatprick has won.

The old SMS messages of 'you are committing the federal crime' smacks of sovereign citizens "giving notice". Giving notice in law is important, and that is why the statutes of the laws are published. If YOU didn't read the statutes that govern you - well, you got notice. Kinda like how the plans for the bypass are in the filing cabinet stored in a basement disused lavatory with a sign on the door telling you to beware of prison enjoyment.

The Fatprick should go into advertising. Go into that for others because he's doing SO well advertising his books and where he's gonna be promoting his books on social media.

Edit; Jackie "the battle between man-handed fists and the ass is ongoing" Singh has that bent with her 'if I lied about it why haven't I been sued for defamation?' claims.
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Of course that fat skid demands to prove a negative.

She's the one who made the claim. The Burden of proof lies in her massive hands as she's the one making the insane claim
 
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