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Going to a work Christmas Party tonight.

Edit: I got shitfaced, won a raffle, and almost drowned myself in free shrimp
 
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Had a lovely, quiet 21st birthday! I went to the dentist to have a few fillings fixed up and spent part of the afternoon with a swollen upper lip. But the pain (and the Novocain) went away when I went out to the Cheesecake Factory at the mall with my mom and some friends. I ended up having my first (legal) piña colada (yum!), a chicken quesadilla, edamame, and a tasty slice of salted caramel cheesecake for dinner and dessert! And to top it all off, I'm going to a spa for a "mother-daughter" facial and massage session next week! It couldn't have been a better day. :heart-full:

ETA: Don't worry, I'll give my teeth a good brushing before I go to bed!
 
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ShiningPokeStar said:
Had a lovely, quiet 21st birthday! I went to the dentist to have a few fillings fixed up and spent part of the afternoon with a swollen upper lip. But the pain (and the Novocain) went away when I went out to the Cheesecake Factory at the mall with my mom and some friends. I ended up having my first (alcoholic) piña colada (yum!), a chicken quesadilla, edamame, and a tasty slice of salted caramel cheesecake for dinner and dessert! And to top it all off, I'm going to a spa for a "mother-daughter" facial and massage session next week! It couldn't have been a better day. :heart-full:

ETA: Don't worry, I'll give my teeth a good brushing before I go to bed!
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>waiting for the legal age to drink

Lol fag
 
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Well I'm actually going to Exeter
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Ok mildly better but still... Look, come to Norfolk, I'll buy you a beer, we can hit up a few really cool little bars I know, play some Descent, and you can avoid the shitty parts on England which is all the bits not in the former kingdom of the East Angles. Fucking Mercia... cunts!
 
Got a new car
 

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I went to the DMV today. I was third in line behind two women yaking on their cell phones, and there were three clerks working the desk. Two of them were with customers. The third one was this crotchety looking old blob of a man who was just sitting there staring daggers at the two women.

This went on for about 45 seconds, all while I was making awkward eye contact with him wondering why the hell he wasn't calling the next person in line. Then he points at me and beckons me over. I cut in front of the women, and get to his desk. He says "I'm not putting up with that shit.", and takes care of my sticker renewal.

I wish I would have stuck around to see the probable butthurt that ensued.
 
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Ok mildly better but still... Look, come to Norfolk, I'll buy you a beer, we can hit up a few really cool little bars I know, play some Descent, and you can avoid the shitty parts on England which is all the bits not in the former kingdom of the East Angles. Fucking Mercia... cunts!
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I'd totally be down for that, but I'm visiting a friend for her birthday. Thanks man, any time you're in Ireland come down to Galway and I'll host you
 
today i put the finishing touches on a little xmas gift for myself: a transferable HK21E medium machinegun. it has an effective range of 1.2 kilometers, firing 7.62x51mm armor-piercing / tracer cartridges from linked belts at 800 rounds per minute.

it costs $430 to fire it for 60 seconds.
[GALLERY=media, 2780]IMG_0891 by Club Sandwich posted Dec 22, 2016 at 11:31 PM[/GALLERY]
 
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