🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don’t use it to enable any degeneracy but sometimes when I’m down I use it to pick myself back up. Like this past weekend was the final 3 gun match of the year and I just did poorly and it had me bummed out pretty bad. Between my rifle having issues, my RMR flew off the pistol mid stage, and coming back from an injury not getting to move at my usual full speed I was a bit down. But then I looked around and realized it was a lovely fall day in the USA, I was outdoors with a bunch of people I knew laughing and having fun, my gf who was with me was being supportive, and I realized “Yeah it could be worse I could be Ralph”.

lol imagine fucking up the final 3 gun match of the year. Couldn't be me.

 

[CECA Loather]

Smell that? Smells like...

projection

Then again, aren't the people most sympathetic to Ralph the same kind of people who behave like Ralph or are at the absolute bottom of that gutter?

Godloseson sure does come to mind.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Also two tweets about his two great passions, drugs and niggers.

I have to admit, him retweeting Obama did make me chuckle.

 

[lester]

Then again, aren't the people most sympathetic to Ralph the same kind of people who behave like Ralph or are at the absolute bottom of that gutter?

Godloseson sure does come to mind.

It seems like a lot of relativity new people to gunt get sucked into believing he's just a normal guy being unfairly attacked by these 'psycho' alogs.
If they never get out of that or find out anything about him being one of his paypigs is right around the corner.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It seems like a lot of relativity new people to gunt get sucked into believing he's just a normal guy being unfairly attacked by these 'psycho' alogs.
If they never get out of that or find out anything about him being one of his paypigs is right around the corner.

It is the psycho aylawgs' fault. If it wasn't for us, he'd be able to sit in silence to cnn clips and listen to nigger music to millions of people, all while he destroyed his brain with drugs. Stupid fucking aylawgs man, I just want to gunt.

 

[AltisticRight]

Godloseson by making that tweet is admitting that Ralph is quite the cockup isn't he? Yes, Ralph is so down the gutter that he is used as an excuse to "enable degeneracy".
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Correct response should be abortionist (eww) plus English (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww).
Opinion invalid.

 

[Rage Pig]

Is he getting express raped in family court? What else could force the pig man off his show?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Could be the Morrises, could just be that the pig man has to pay his electricity bill he used to rely on his whore wife to pay.

Although last time he did that it knocked the Keelstream offline.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Is he getting express raped in family court? What else could force the pig man off his show?

His favorite local 100% not trafficked whore stripper had a last minute cancelation and piggy is on the call list.

 

[Rage Pig]

His Twitter content is as exciting as his show. What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?

Probably hoping he wasn't snitching on them to the local health department about their "free range chicken"

I'm disappointed on the no show, I was hoping for some tts donos asking Vito about the late comic and why he's so fat.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

His Twitter content is as exciting as his show. What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?
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Yew wish you had mah life! I saw 10 birds today how many did you see?!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

His Twitter content is as exciting as his show. What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?
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Those are clearly Null's spy pigeons he raised over there in Switzlevania or wherever the fuck. Josh has his feathered minions keeping an eye on the ragepig for any potential hogging and/or hollaring that may occur.

 

[HackerX]

His Twitter content is as exciting as his show. What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?
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This seems to further substantiate Ralph is on uppers. He needed to do something to channel the manic energy and this riveting content is the result. Alogs = owned.

 

[Die For Me!]

link / archive
I have to back tomorrow. I have to go back tomorrow. Tomorrow, I have to back tomorrow. I missed a show today, i gotta see a doctor again tomorrow. Tomorrow. I have to see a doctor tomorrow. I have to go back tomorrow. Tomorrow, there won't be a killstream today. There won't be a killstream tomorrow. Tomorrow. I have to go back tomorrow. Tomorrow, I have to go back tomorrow

 

[Bill Evans 45]

“Yeah it could be worse I could be Ralph”.

It could be worse, I could live in the same country as Ralph.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

His Twitter content is as exciting as his show. What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?
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His life is so fucking boring that he's photographing the local 3rd world vermin and pretending he's NatGeo

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I know Thanksgiving isn't til next month, but considering your newfound hobby, here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now

 

[Killing and Eating People]

His Twitter content is as exciting as his show. What were the Mexicans at the torta/taco shop thinking when they saw the malformed creatura take pictures of four ugly pigeons?
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Holy fuck he is turning into gamedude

Gamedude was an avgn clone that went insane after his gf left him, began uploading random wildlife videos and himself fucking with police, yelling about stalking, then moved to mexico to flee his court date for stalking his ex gf. Then got clowned by Mr Metokur.

All Ralph has to do now is make a 3 hour toy dinosaur re-enactment of may getting fucked by the mexican juggalo (yes i knows its actually gigolo) with a 3d modelled CSI style recreation of him eating the cum out

Spoiler: gamedude cop videos

Literally just canadian ralph

Spoiler: mr metokur gamedude video reupload

converting/uploading these videos was my first time using ffmpeg so please tell if the formats are wrong

 

[Die For Me!]

20-30 guests, he's struggling to name them, but they will be there. No mention of Daddy Dax however