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I keep coming back to how terrible do you have to be to be a millionaire and all the whores go ‘yeah, I can’t date him’
The part I can't get my head around is how having 6 or 7 figures in the bank hasn't been enough to motivate him to smarten himself up, buy a sick whip, go on long exotic holidays etc.... or in other words, start enjoying himself and have some kind of life, as opposed to living like a broke, welfare recipient.
 
The part I can't get my head around is how having 6 or 7 figures in the bank hasn't been enough to motivate him to smarten himself up, buy a sick whip, go on long exotic holidays etc.... or in other words, start enjoying himself and have some kind of life, as opposed to living like a broke, welfare recipient.
In a way though, not succumbing to lifestyle creep allows him the ultimate safety net to do what he wants to do even if he gets deplatformed from everywhere.

I don't think buying a new car is going to fix him. Going on vacation, maybe.
 
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The part I can't get my head around is how having 6 or 7 figures in the bank hasn't been enough to motivate him to smarten himself up, buy a sick whip, go on long exotic holidays etc.... or in other words, start enjoying himself and have some kind of life, as opposed to living like a broke, welfare recipient.
Because, he honestly enjoys sitting in his home streaming all day. And again, he was also head of a PC Company, a gaming org and a game publisher. He wasn’t doing nothing.

Asmongold’s issue was being loyal to Twitch and his friends long after he started calling out Twitch for the obvious double standards it has. Which he’d been doing for years.
 
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he gets on his knees every single time.
*Rapid shlushing, sucking & gagging sounds*

"Like this Mr Shekelwitz? Yes, I've been a bad, bad boy haven't I?"

jude.jpg
 
I don't think buying a new car is going to fix him. Going on vacation, maybe.
People’s issue is assuming he is unhappy. Even his applogy vid cane of more as ‘people told me to do this so I’m doing this’

I don’t think he thinks he is. I think he wants to keep his friends and they are demanding he should be not who he is and he clearly does not want to tell them to f off.
 
Didn't see, but this is new.


Can anyone else archive please?

People saying he's going idubbz.. I didn't care about idubbz, but I get the feeling he is.
Dood is a multi millionaire who's happy living in squalor yet immediately folds? Lame. I'm sure he could find some kikel funding for his "le based" new take. Faggot is THIS desperate to stay on a platform that takes like half of his revenue before taxes lol. Really don't see the point in cucking out over such a milquetoast take for shekels when he's happy living in a hovel tbh. Faggot could've retired at any point and maintained his current lifestyle along with whatever scraps of pride he had.
 
whenever i see someone supporting ether palestine or isreal i just get annoyed that they dont understand both of them are fucking evil and want you dead.

the muslims want you dead for not being muslim the jews want you enslaved or dead for not being jews

bonus points for when i see people mock nazis for *master race* propaganda they actually never called themselves, however the jewish holy book actually teaches jews they are the master race and everyone not of jew blood should be killed.
 
Dood is a multi millionaire who's happy living in squalor yet immediately folds? Lame. I'm sure he could find some kikel funding for his "le based" new take. Faggot is THIS desperate to stay on a platform that takes like half of his revenue before taxes lol. Really don't see the point in cucking out over such a milquetoast take for shekels when he's happy living in a hovel tbh. Faggot could've retired at any point and maintained his current lifestyle along with whatever scraps of pride he had.
He likes streaming. He likes streaming to an audiance. There a few platforms where you can do that at his size and it not fall over. And despite how bad Twitch is it is still the best at it. Why should he quit what he enjoys doing?
 
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his fans must be on suicide watch since they don't have someone else to get their opinions from since they can't form their own

imagine getting your opinion from someone, especially when it comes to politics, who brags or think it's funny to live in a literal biohazard of a place

seeing him backtracking on what he said was funny, just like cr1tikal, he immediately goes bitch-mode when his yesmen don't agree with him for once and his livelihood is at risk. truly a roach, dance monkey.
 
seeing him backtracking on what he said was funny, just like cr1tikal, he immediately goes bitch-mode when his yesmen don't agree with him for once and his livelihood is at risk. truly a roach, dance monkey.
That’s the funny thing, unlike critical, his audiance did agree with him. That is why all the comments on his applogy vid are saying he did nothing wrong and was right to say it. It’s his Twitch circle of friends that had the issue and he knew they were never going to agree with his take. Yet he sided with them.
 
The golden rule is in a workplace environment never get into a conversation with a lefty as they’re always trying to set a trap to cost you your job.

A lot of streamers forget they’re actually at work and unless the have 100% progressive neoliberal opinions you’re going to get into trouble.

A chatter trying to bait you into a political discussion? Ban them. They just want to to say something that can be clipped and cost you your livelihood.

In the meantime we all know Asmongold will be voting for Trump with a smile on his face after all this.
 
The retards on twitter don't need a better argument for why the factual statements he makes are actually wrong than "roach man hahaha." Because sometimes an ad hominem becomes such a vital peace of your existence that until the character flaw gets solved you lose every argument by default.
Funny thing is, roach man that does not shower is actually a killing blow in his argument. Because their culture and faith does instruct them to wash constantly.

Of course that’s ignoring his actual point that their culture also instructs them to destroy everything the US holds value in but there is a valid and smart reason they’ve stuck to lol unwashed roach man.
 
Asmongold is right about them they are inferior, the less muslims in this world the better, they are the rats of the earth.
All other countries in the region have been living in the stone age for the last 30 years. The US has spent enough money trying to deal with it. If the Jews can clean up like they did 70-something years ago, maybe we can finally see what Constantinople could've been.
 
People’s issue is assuming he is unhappy. Even his applogy vid cane of more as ‘people told me to do this so I’m doing this’

I don’t think he thinks he is. I think he wants to keep his friends and they are demanding he should be not who he is and he clearly does not want to tell them to f off.
Asmongolds life is peak neet wet dream. Streams whenever he wants. eat whatever he want. Sleep whenever he wants. Talk for like 5-6 hours a day. Go back to doing what you want.

This ban event did put a dent to his ego, however. I know how this faggot feels right now. This is probably one of few times where he got humbled by the public opinion. He is his own boss, after all. He got no one to answer to. I get it. I know how that feels. I know what that does to a person's mindset and behavior. And eventually, you do something thats controversial and boom. You are back to the base. You are humbled.

What he said is something he should have kept to himself or his CLOSE friends outside of celebrity bullshit circle who won't sell juicy bullshit to the media pundits. But his life and his profession intermingled and he lost the sight of his work and his personal life because he's been doing so many reaction videos.


Anyway, He lives in his multimillion dollar streaming bubble with friends and celebrities who are part of his life because of his uh success.

It won't change his beliefs or whatever, that's good.
 
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The golden rule is in a workplace environment never get into a conversation with a lefty as they’re always trying to set a trap to cost you your job.

A lot of streamers forget they’re actually at work and unless the have 100% progressive neoliberal opinions you’re going to get into trouble.

A chatter trying to bait you into a political discussion? Ban them. They just want to to say something that can be clipped and cost you your livelihood.
What's so fucked is you're right, and this is how Twitch functions, its the literal definition of authoritarianism, it makes you wonder how in the actual fuck this is the most popular platform for streaming, Its always been a shithole, I've been saying this since almost the day the fucking platform debuted, because while it didn't use to be like this at first, they still normalized banning motherfuckers for the most insane reasons and often would never provide a reason for the ban. "Oh you just got assaulted and robbed on stream? guess what? YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED for streaming violence, suck our big purple cocks" and the people that love this platform so much vilify Kick, quite literally the superior platform from a viewer perspective in every way, and these cuck Twitch viewers fucking agree with the general "Kick bad" sentiment among Twitch streamer commies.
 
Funny thing is, roach man that does not shower is actually a killing blow in his argument. Because their culture and faith does instruct them to wash constantly.

Of course that’s ignoring his actual point that their culture also instructs them to destroy everything the US holds value in but there is a valid and smart reason they’ve stuck to lol unwashed roach man.
Well yes. Of course they're ignoring his actual point. They're twitter freaks demanding attention. My point was when you live in a hoarder house you lose every argument because at the end of the day they still have a clean room and you have a trash heap. Hence why Asmongold cleaning his room is necessary. It'll dramatically improve his debate performance.
 
Asmongolds life is peak neet wet dream. Streams whenever he wants. eat whatever he want. Sleep whenever he wants. Talk for like 5-6 hours a day. Go back to doing what you want.
Exactly people always say, oh he must be unhappy or how can he live like this and all I can think is ‘a lot of people would if they could and did not have people telling them no’

It has been like a decade and I am still amazed people will make you a millionaire for doing something everyone can easily do
This is probably one of few times where he got humbled by the public opinion.
It doesn’t even feel like that. It feels like his Twitch bubble got mad and even a lot of them are like are ‘i know what he meant’

This feels more like his friends were pissed off at him privately and wanted a reason to can him, despite all he clearly does for them honestly.

I can tell he feels sorry for wording stuff poirly or not making it clear he only meant the extremists - even though that was fucking obvious if you watched him - but a majority of it feels like his ‘friends’ are forcing him to be something he is clearly not and never will be.

Well yes. Of course they're ignoring his actual point.
A critical failure Asmon made was ‘his culture was better’ while living like shit when islam tells them to be clean. For once ha ha unwashed roach tooth goblin is a correct and valid response. It’s the only time he lost because of it.

Heck, half the time I’d argue it bolsters him ‘i’m a millionsire and more sucsessful than you and I live like this, what is your excuse?’

This is the one time it did not.
 
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