TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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Spoony was very popular on TGWTG/CA for quite a while until he lost his shit, now he's a recluse with his own longstanding forum thread. For the record, Spoony was not the father of Lindsay's aborted baby. As to the latter accusations from film school

Oh, wow, Channel Awesome sure spawned a lot of lolcows. On the topic of Spoony, the Tumblr person didn't accuse him of being her baby's father, I think it was implied they did hard drugs together???

This is a gossip forum, so nothing wrong with noting the gossip floating around but without evidence (even the Kiwileaks here need to provide proof to mods of their association with cows), it's just rumor and speculation. Like how Lindsay is rumored to be green with envy over the success of classmate Ryan Coogler as a real director while she languished* on YouTube and ascribed his opportunities to his race. Possible? Sure. Proven? No.

Oh, sorry. I'm dyslexic, I tried my best to say "allegedly" and "rumored" - didn't mean to imply the Tumblr rumors were truthful (it's Tumblr, so, like, yeah, everything said there is taken with an enormous grain of salt). Was hoping someone here had screenshotted the alleged 2016 racist tweets, since Kiwi Farms is usually good at compiling stuff I'll try to search some more/use the Wayback Machine to see if I can find the alleged tweets, but odds are they don't exist (or else, like you said, they'd have surfaced by now).

 

[The Hardest R]

We would’ve had a field day with her being institutionalized. Instead her biggest brush with the law was drying out at a drunk tank somewhere and released.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If Lindsay weren't a breadtuber, she could have been a very successful femcel. Just look at that mugshot.

Lindsay was attractive enough and slutty enough to get men to fuck her, and her internet fame made a lot of idiots simp for her, but from the sounds of things she had to settle because guys she wanted weren't that interested in her alcoholic, train wreck ass. She wanted someone like Tom Hardy, but the best she could do was Elisa's brother because... well, she's Lindsay.

There was a blog post she did talking about her relatioship with Todd. Apparently a dude she dated didn't tell his parents about her even after nine months together. Could be another Indian and he didn't want them to know he was banging a white girl, but then again I can see Lindsay as the type to not make the best impression with parents.

 

[Random Internet Person]

There was a blog post she did talking about her relatioship with Todd. Apparently a dude she dated didn't tell his parents about her even after nine months together. Could be another Indian and he didn't want them to know he was banging a white girl, but then again I can see Lindsay as the type to not make the best impression with parents.

Another thing to dig through in archives. Fuck me.

 

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Another thing to dig through in archives. Fuck me.

If you're gonna dig through Lindsay's archives, can you maybe look for the post where she does that annoying white girl thing and claims her great great grandma is a Cherokee princess?
Also, this is sorta random, but could you also look for the time she claimed there was an ice cream truck in her neighborhood stalking her & she was scared of it? ( - the ice cream truck post gets brought up constantly on Tumblr and Reddit by Lindsay a-loggers, as proof she is crazy. It seems like a legitimate blog or twitter post she made circa 2015, than deleted at some point)

Sorry for so many requests. You're doing the work of angels!

 

[Ninon42]

Also, this is sorta random, but could you also look for the time she claimed there was an ice cream truck in her neighborhood stalking her & she was scared of it? ( - the ice cream truck post gets brought up constantly on Tumblr and Reddit by Lindsay a-loggers, as proof she is crazy. It seems like a legitimate blog or twitter post she made circa 2015, than deleted at some point)

A quick google shows that there's no screenshots or real details on the ice cream truck tweet claims. This forum discussing MovieBob has some posts referencing it as well as the claim that the only evidence comes from the podcast Drop Dead Cynical.

Drop Dead Cynical is/was a podcast started by disgraced former KF poster and TGWTG member LordKat (Jason Pullara) himself. There's plenty of info on him in the CA/TGWTG thread, especially now that he trooned out. He's bitched about his experiences on the site many times, and this reddit post has links to some YT compilations. The relevant podcast may be this one:

Which is mentioned here on this random forum thread in 2019, but the linked video no longer exists. Nothing about an ice cream truck pops on the CA thread on KF. There was this funny post though:

Lol.
Anyway, I'm not going through hours of LordFat whining to validate claims.

 

[TheMeanOne]

that annoying white girl thing and claims her great great grandma is a Cherokee princess?

She's from the right part of the country TBH that's where the Cherokee started before the Trail of Tears.
A lot of people whose families came over in the 1600s do have some native ancestry. Almost no women come over to the States early on. Most of the original settlers were religious extremists like Puritans. A lot of white women who did come here also died because their skirts would catch on fire while cooking. They weren't cooking in ovens or on stoves yet, they were cooking over fires and that combo with the floor-length modest natural fiber skirts was not a recipe for success.
My family allegedly has some native ancestry waaaaayyyy back but I would never claim it Elizabeth Warren style. We don't speak the language, go to powwow, none of that. If I had to guess, though, it probably is true. They were Puritans, no one from a 'good family' was sending their daughter to the colonies on spec to marry them. They were seen as non-conformist weirdos.
If you look at photos of any Cherokee event there are some pasty-ass people just like Lindsay and even some redheads. Native Americans would be basically extinct if they hadn't mixed. It is possible but even if it's true: Shut up, Lindsay. You know you don't have a real cultural tie to it and that you're mostly white-trash Anglo-Irish like the rest of Appalachia.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

On the topic of Spoony, the Tumblr person didn't accuse him of being her baby's father, I think it was implied they did hard drugs together???

The first time I heard of Lindsay and spoon taking hard drugs together. Her aborting Spoony baby was one of the first TGWTG rumors I remember reading about. It's even older than the rumors that Mike Matei is the real father of James Rolfes' kids. The rumor explains why James sold out to screenwave to kick Mike from AVGN. James still don’t know and his wife pressure him to sell to screenwave and Justin Silverman.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The first time I heard of Lindsay and spoon taking hard drugs together. Her aborting Spoony baby was one of the first TGWTG rumors I remember reading about. It's even older than the rumors that Mike Matei is the real father of James Rolfes' kids. The rumor explains why James sold out to screenwave to kick Mike from AVGN. James still don’t know and his wife pressure him to sell to screenwave and Justin Silverman.

@Ninon42 it’s crazy what somebody will say/believe about somebody they hate. Man, Lindsay knows how to make enemies.

 

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Drop Dead Cynical is/was a podcast started by disgraced former KF poster and TGWTG member LordKat (Jason Pullara) himself. There's plenty of info on him in the CA/TGWTG thread, especially now that he trooned out. He's bitched about his experiences on the site many times, and this reddit post has links to some YT compilations. The relevant podcast may be this one:

I swear, it's like everyday I discover a new lolcow from Channel Awesome. Wow, that place must have been a clusterf*ck.

Shame the Lindsay-critical podcast episode wasn't archived. I wanna know about the evil stalking ice cream truck. I wonder if it's like that creepy af episode of R.L. Stein's Haunting Hour that always scared that sh!t out of me when I was younger.

The first time I heard of Lindsay and spoon taking hard drugs together.

The rumors I saw implied meth use. Which, I mean, upon further reflection, does seem a bit too hard a drug for a bunch of softy breadtubers. However, Lindsay is from bumfuck Appalachia. & she apparently at one point thought an ice cream truck was after her, which sounds kinda meth-y.

Also, meth can cause permanent brain damage. Perhaps that's what ruined Spoony?

She's from the right part of the country TBH that's where the Cherokee started before the Trail of Tears.
[..]It is possible but even if it's true: Shut up, Lindsay. You know you don't have a real cultural tie to it and that you're mostly white-trash Anglo-Irish like the rest of Appalachia.

Without doxing myself, I'm a member of a tribe (note: not the Cherokee Nation). I checked the Dawes Rolls (1800's public roll listing Cherokee's - if your ancestors are on the Dawes Rolls, you are legally Cherokee - congrats, go collect tribal car tags) in a previous post. If Lindsay has any legitimate Cherokee ancestry claim, than from what I could tell, (much to her kkklanpa's pure white bloodline disappointment) it's probably through Black Cherokee Freedmen. Don't quote me on this (like I said, I'm not Cherokee) but I'm pretty sure descendants of Cherokee Freedman can now go to Tahlequah and petition to get their families enrolled - I believe the Cherokee Nation passed a law circa 2019 (?) allowing Dawes Rolls freedmen descendants enrollment.

BTW, I once lived in Oklahoma - hence, my fury at Lindsay's 3rd book ending with the libsh!t main character Cora paraphrasing Timothee McVeigh while planning a "Turner Diaries"-style day of the rope to save congress from militarists the influence of ancient underground baby eating reptoid jews. I know people who lost family members in the OKC bombing - Timothee Mcveigh wasn't a freedom fighter folk hero trying to liberate the American government from corruption, he was a domestic terrorist.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

lol we go from a few pages about her poorly applied makeup to her going full antisemite.

Something something Winston Churchill something something correctly predicting that the new fascists would be the ones who call themselves antifascists something something ...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Lindsay was attractive enough and slutty enough to get men to fuck her, and her internet fame made a lot of idiots simp for her, but from the sounds of things she had to settle because guys she wanted weren't that interested in her alcoholic, train wreck ass. She wanted someone like Tom Hardy, but the best she could do was Elisa's brother because... well, she's Lindsay.

There was a blog post she did talking about her relatioship with Todd. Apparently a dude she dated didn't tell his parents about her even after nine months together. Could be another Indian and he didn't want them to know he was banging a white girl, but then again I can see Lindsay as the type to not make the best impression with parents.

She married Elsa's brother?

That means Paw Duggan is her brother in law.

It's like a former Channel Autism ouroboros.

 

[Ninon42]

There was a blog post she did talking about her relatioship with Todd. Apparently a dude she dated didn't tell his parents about her even after nine months together. Could be another Indian and he didn't want them to know he was banging a white girl, but then again I can see Lindsay as the type to not make the best impression with parents.

Another thing to dig through in archives. Fuck me.

Found it here. It was pre-officially hooking up with Todd.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

She married Elsa's brother?

That means Paw Duggan is her brother in law.

It's like a former Channel Autism ouroboros.

Yep, and the kids they had are now her official nephew and niece.

I remember ages ago seeing Elisa saying that she will be giving birth to a 'biologically male child' a week before Persephone was born (I hope to god for the kids' sake they change her name before she reached kindergarten) and thought that they had two kids, Elisa was just trooning one out rather than admit she had two sons. No, turns out Gray, the first kid, was who that screenshot was referring to. He'd be ten now, hope she didn't fuck him up too badly.

Found it here. It was pre-officially hooking up with Todd.
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Not the blog I was thinking of, but it's similar to this. I do like how she accepts she's a problem, and even admits to being abusive while drunk 'cause a dude wanted to fuck her, but then tries to insist that the other guys were wrong for not wanting to admit to other people they were dating her. Maybe it's a race thing, or maybe, Lindsay, there's something wrong with you.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Found it here. It was pre-officially hooking up with Todd.
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Solution to a relationship ending is drinking into submission? Man, alcohol really seems to always come into Lindsay’s life, even away from video related shit.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Solution to a relationship ending is drinking into submission? Man, alcohol really seems to always come into Lindsay’s life, even away from video related shit.

Which makes her drinking that beer when filming Kicakassia a little suspect. Seems Lindsay has always had a bit of a bad relationship with alcohol.

 

[Ninon42]

Correction to my earlier post about Lindsay's activities circa 2015: according to her blog post about being a 30 year old bisexual, when she published it on 26 June 2015, she had been broken up with Todd for almost a year, so possibly as early as July 2014. Which means he was living with his ex until Nov 2015, almost 18 months, until she moved to LA and he moved in with Kyle.

 

[Boston Brand]

I will be very curious to see your file when it's done. And naturally to circulate it around publishing as fast as possible.

The most frustrating thing about Lindsay, other than the Army of Simps still paying for her, is she always, if only just barely, avoids going far enough to cause permanent damage.

It's why her Raya meltdown was so glorious.

 

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Uh, guys - was Lindsay subtly complaining about Germany's laws banning Holocaust denial/hate speech in this post?

Perhaps the Ernst Zundel similarity to Cora's father was an intentional thing Lindsay slipped into her book, if she cares so much about Germany's anti-Holocaust denial laws? Ernst Zundel was released in late 2010, after serving jailtime in Germany for publishing Holocaust denial.

Also, wtf was Lindsay doing touring in China? (*jots down Lindsay's name on list of Nebula tankie creators with unexplained visits/links to foreign countries hostile to the United States). Was it related to her old job as an Al Jazeera editor?

 

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OMG guys, I have a major update!

So I had messaged a bunch of the Tumblr people who were claiming Lindsay got herself institutionalized, and one of them finally got back to me, with proof! The gossip got the year wrong, (2018 instead of 2016) but everything else appears to be true. She was canceled for making crass jokes about White Genocide, and was subsequently institutionalized.

Straight from Lindsay's mouth, in this ted-talk style panel she gave in a convention for social media influencers (wow that sounds like the most insufferable convention ever). At around the 12:00 mark:

Lindsay claims she institutionalized and placed on multiple medications to treat PTSD. She's also insufferable enough to legit claim her PTSD from *checks notes* being criticized for unfunny sh!tposting on Twitter, is exactly the same as PTSD suffered by people who have been in actual physical danger (14:21 in the video). As the daughter of a disabled heavy combat veteran with combat-related PTSD - Lindsay, go f*ck yourself, you stupid insufferable self-absorbed twatwaffle. You weren't in Fallujah or Sadr City. You were safe at home on your couch, where literally all you had to do was turn your fucking phone off!


In other news, I checked Lindsay's Bluesky. No updates on book 4. However; Lindsay appears to be working on a Nebula video about Green Day/protest music, and potentially something on the Little Mermaid?



The Little Mermaid post I highlighted is funny, considering Lindsay thinks Jews eat babies.

Anyway, Lindsay's sudden increase in Nebula video essay output makes me suspect she was dropped by her publisher. Alas, we shall never know what came of the Psychic Space Chicken-led day of the rope to save congress from the David Icke Reptilians (Presumably failure. Space Lasers > Giant Chickens).