Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Well, he royally fucked that up with Monty. There was no "probably."

 

[Captain Manning]

Circling back to something I was meaning to address earlier, but forgot to:

Personally though I don't see why anyone would give a shit that people take content from here and use it for themselves without "giving credit"

I do. And it's name is Kinochet.

That faggot gets a good 90% (or more) of his Twitter content from here, which he then passes off as GNN reporting.

Multiple times now (and at least once in this very thread) I have seen people post a tweet from Kinochet, as if it concerned a breaking news item, when that tweet concerns something that was posted in the same thread a few pages (or even just a few posts) earlier.

Every time I see that, I die a little inside.

And top it off, you have KC sucking him off for his "hard work" when, again, he just copy-pastes from here in most cases.

It's a pet peeve of mine. Has been for a while.

I don't necessarily think anybody off-site should have to credit a specific user by name, but at least credit "the Farms" collectively, FFS.

 

[Fapcop]

Boy, I’ve bet Rekieta has been tweeting and talking up a storm about the election recently, right?

A trad conservative like him has to be all over it!

 

[Pagan Min]

Boy, I’ve bet Rekieta has been tweeting and talking up a storm about the election recently, right?

A trad conservative like him has to be all over it!

Only if he misread "election" as "erection", since he can't get enough of those in his orifices life...

 

[Associate Rick]

I'm rather partial to "dim bint."

Or you could let out your inner cockney and call her a facking slag!

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

She really is like a tourist of other people's families. She tossed the last three kids aside like they were nothing, she'll do the same with these five when she finds someone new to move on to. Is there a specific word for a woman like her? I mean in regards to the family thing.

Personally I favour the older term ‘Scarlet Woman’

 

[part timer]

Personally I favour the older term ‘Scarlet Woman’

Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just out of curiosity, has Nick ever admitted on stream that he was wrong about anything ever?

I stopped keeping up with him outside of the big events from 2020 to middle 2023.

He thinks his marriage, children, and dog were mistakes.

Personally I favour the older term ‘Scarlet Woman’

Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue

I appreciate the literary extraction of this expression. Pure class, and a great human story.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

because it happens every fucking time

I can't wait until I go to the community happenings thread and see your leaked ERP logs with BossmanJack where you show him your tranny tits.

 

[Windy Moors]

She really is like a tourist of other people's families. She tossed the last three kids aside like they were nothing, she'll do the same with these five when she finds someone new to move on to...

Her next move is to marry Bob and become the evil step-mother, spending all of Balldorella's inheritance.

Or you could let out your inner cockney and call her a facking slag!

Ya facking beat me to it youuuu slaaaagggg!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Personally I favour the older term ‘Scarlet Woman’

Scarlet Harlot

Fixed it for you.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Scarlet Harlot

Fixed it for you.

As much as I like the alliteration, Hester Prynne was one of the most decent persons in her tale, and I am not sure she deserves this mnemonic association. However, given the lack of literature being taught in public schools today, her legacy is probably safe.

I just hope Nick does not stream and degrade Hawthorne's work with his ramblings as he explains how Hester should have embraced her new, whorish identity and shown those LITERAL Puritan prudes how they were total incels. As much as I can laugh at his heretical rankings, I find the ruining of culture less amusing.

 

[Melty Butter]

There is a connection between an inability or an avoidance of admitting fault and being a lolcow.

IIRC, there was another non-apology/apology in addition to Clairebere.

During a brief moment of "lucidity," he expressed some reluctant regret at the level of degeneracy that his content had taken. Recall that he had a month or so of just covering news stories in the wake of all the sex talk and topless streams.

His non-apology was something like, 'Sexuality interests me and I explored the topic but some people [said defensively] in this community didn't like it. It may have gone too far.' I don't recall it being clipped; I believe he said this after the MANdy revelations.

He looks to be a poor judge of character in terms of individuals though he does know how to read the room

you were leveraging your connection to Nick to help your endeavors on YouTube

Sean's a big boy who defends the worst criminals imaginable in a real job.

He's often said that sometimes people guilty of the most horrible crimes can still be worthy of... [insert word like compassion, sympathy, understanding, respect]. That may explain your questions regarding Nick and Sean's relationship.

That being said, the concern is worthwhile. Recently there have been some good studies on the rise of corruption in government, the Internet, and corporations. The research has proven unambiguously that the motivation is 'everyone does it, why not me?' Cue bribes, blackmail, extortion, cooking books, online fraud, etc.

Nick's morality issues when Sean was often on his channel may apply to "corruption" broadly, however, it's a stretch to require Sean to do a purity test on Nick after a day of defending a drug dealer who shot someone.

I always assumed that Sean engaged with Nick for the grift. (They also align with politics: right-of-center skepticism of the government and individual rights.) Sean's channel is far too small considering his efforts and other LawTubers' success. The fact that far more people watch Kurt and Runkle baffles me.

My take: Sean's engagement with bad Internet actors is between him and his God.

 

[WatterBottle]

ClaireBere

I wonder if Claire posted any risqué images or had shower talks with Nick as we’ve found out about Mandy/faren etc.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Claire posted any risqué images or had shower talks with Nick as we’ve found out about Mandy/faren etc.

I wonder if Nick sent dick pics with him wearing the Balldo to MANdy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder how many rings Nick is up to on the Balldo now. I imagine it looks like one of those Burmese tribeswomen with the neck rings down there.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I wonder if Nick sent dick pics with him wearing the Balldo to MANdy.

Just skimming we’ve got @elb and Clarebear in the mix, plus names from the chart like Sally, Divinity, and apparently Kalea and Cynthia (no clue about their backstory). Do we go all the way to Legal Bytes, Natalie Lawyer Chick, and Emily D. Baker? Do we pivot to the porn star angle like Xia, Chrissie Mayr, and the midget Lila Hart?

The funniest person to get a dick pic from Nick? Hands down, Emily D. Baker. She’d tear him apart in 5 seconds flat—being a former prosecutor, she wouldn’t hold back. She’d start by ripping into how bizarre and messed up it looks, then break down everything starting from the veins to the scrotum, ending with the unmeasurable and unworkable performance. Case fucking closed.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder how many rings Nick is up to on the Balldo now. I imagine it looks like one of those Burmese tribeswomen with the neck rings down there.

With his tiny scrote, I bet a single rubber band at best.

 

[Telvanni]

Despite being radio silent from streams lately likely due to 3rd party pressure, I'm certain he's mass DMing confidants to blow off steam.
With that said, I look forward to these DM leaks soon.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I wonder how many rings Nick is up to on the Balldo now. I imagine it looks like one of those Burmese tribeswomen with the neck rings down there.

Despite being radio silent from streams lately likely due to 3rd party pressure, I'm certain he's mass DMing confidants to blow off steam.
With that said, I look forward to these DM leaks soon.

"I stole my mom's phone, listen the KIWI PRUDES HAVE IT WRONG, they don't know the WHOLE story! Do you really think I'd give Cocaine to my daughter??"

"Señor, this is Upside Down Pineapple Club International Human Resources Division, but those prudes sound muy malo."