DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shocked and Horrified]

does Phil still get the money for the other 25?

I think the sub will double up on an account. Some people I know from detractor channel chat have two- and three-month member badges after less than a week.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

For anyone who didn't see it:
Recently Phil and ppp have been talking about doing a wrestling podcast (imagine how boring as shit that would be). Ppp said on kc the other day that essentially Phil is an incompetent retard who can't pirate shit much less use a fucking app to watch it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1846736662417588329

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

For anyone who didn't see it:
Recently Phil and ppp have been talking about doing a wrestling podcast (imagine how boring as shit that would be). Ppp said on kc the other day that essentially Phil is an incompetent retard who can't pirate shit much less use a fucking app to watch it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1846736662417588329

Sounds like Howard when he tries to work with Beetlejuice. That's actually a good comparison but unlike Beet who was a oblivious pot smoking retard most of the time for Piggy all those hoop one needs to jump through is the control freak and narcissism in him.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

For anyone who didn't see it:
Recently Phil and ppp have been talking about doing a wrestling podcast (imagine how boring as shit that would be). Ppp said on kc the other day that essentially Phil is an incompetent retard who can't pirate shit much less use a fucking app to watch it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1846736662417588329

I think PPP is grossly overestimating how situationally funny Phil will be when divorced from the influence of outside drama and retardation. It’s not as if Phil is naturally funny when he’s not left to his own devices, and his takes will be uninspired and bland. Perhaps PPP just sees this as a way to further funnel DSP paypigs into another show where he can actually share the revenue, but even then is the juice really worth the squeeze? And do you REALLY want to be coordinating with DSP for extended periods of time? It’s already proving difficult to have him simply get on viewing apps lol.

Regardless, if Triple P plans to treat Phil like a legitimate show mate and not a sideshow retard to gawk at and sneak diss, he might just be retarded himself.

 

[shekelshoah666]

For anyone who didn't see it:
Recently Phil and ppp have been talking about doing a wrestling podcast (imagine how boring as shit that would be). Ppp said on kc the other day that essentially Phil is an incompetent retard who can't pirate shit much less use a fucking app to watch it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1846736662417588329

When he said that you can't just google how to use shit or whatever a few weeks back it really put things in perspective to me. He is worse then literal boomers who at least will google something sometimes.

Jayde has better problem solving skills then DSP.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I think PPP is grossly overestimating how situationally funny Phil will be when divorced from the influence of outside drama and retardation.

I think it's less about making a quality product and more about milking DSP for everything he's worth. This is Keemstar offering DSP $50k or however much it was, except instead of money the only necessary offer is being slightly nicer than a normal person would be to his face.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Weird that Phil would want to be on a wrestling podcast when he supposedly hasn't watched it or kept up with it in years.

 

[Comma]

POV: you give this man $5

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

POV: you give this man $5

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He can never not be an asshole

 

[A Piece of Coal]

POV: you give this man $5

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I hope whoever tipped him gives him more money. Because they both are retarded faggots.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I sometimes wonder if a dent has to make the ultimate decision of paying a bill or tipping dsp to reach the goal.

 

[Puerile Burger]

For anyone who didn't see it:
Recently Phil and ppp have been talking about doing a wrestling podcast (imagine how boring as shit that would be). Ppp said on kc the other day that essentially Phil is an incompetent retard who can't pirate shit much less use a fucking app to watch it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1846736662417588329

After watching this clip a couple of times now, it is painfully clear how genuinely untalented Andy "Race" Warski is at doing this.

 

[Coke Zero]

For anyone who didn't see it:
Recently Phil and ppp have been talking about doing a wrestling podcast (imagine how boring as shit that would be). Ppp said on kc the other day that essentially Phil is an incompetent retard who can't pirate shit much less use a fucking app to watch it.

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1846736662417588329

Its funny how ppp sounds exactly like keem describing how he has to wrangle boogie and wings.

And it really just shows how bad Phil's learned helplessness has got. He literally doesn't have to plan or problem solve or even think about anything at this point. His fans walk him through step by step how to set up his stuff, they create his art and thumbnails, the video game developers create 99% of his content, doordash brings him his food, the HOA takes care of his property, etc. He doesn't have to think or put any effort into anything in his own life.

Phil's autistic desire for a fixed routine combined with the learned helplessness has him in this infinite loop where's he stuck living the exact same day, every single day, where everyone just gives him everything he needs to survive and exist for another day.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

WPIG is currently recounting the hairbrush lore. This man spent $70 on something described as "The World's Best Hairbrush", which somehow got ruined within 4 years, so him and Kat would have to try and find some free time to sit down together and work out which replacement to buy.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I sometimes wonder if a dent has to make the ultimate decision of paying a bill or tipping dsp to reach the goal.

I hope so

WPIG is currently recounting the hairbrush lore. This man spent $70 on something described as "The World's Best Hairbrush", which somehow got ruined within 4 years, so him and Kat would have to try and find some free time to sit down together and work out which replacement to buy.

When you have short hair, how the fuck do you wear out combs or brushes?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

young phil genuinely looked better with the buzzcut. for $40 he could invest in a decent clipper and never worry about hair, haircuts, and brushes ever again. would need to drop 50lbs to pull off the look though so guess we can rule that out

When you have short hair, how the fuck do you wear out combs or brushes?

my guess would be gel or some other hair product gumming it up. you know damn well he's never cleaning anything and would rather buy a new one than put in a modicum of effort to maintain it.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

https://x.com/DaTruthDT/status/1846910294661960069

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I implore you to use paragraphs and line breaks so your post is actually legible and not a great big wall of text

I further implore him to try writing something worth fucking reading to begin with, and to learn the difference between there, their and they're, as well as when to use each of them.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

POV: you give this man $5

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It never ceases to astound me why anyone gives Phil money. You get more value setting it on fire.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

And it really just shows how bad Phil's learned helplessness has got. He literally doesn't have to plan or problem solve or even think about anything at this point. His fans walk him through step by step how to set up his stuff, they create his art and thumbnails, the video game developers create 99% of his content, doordash brings him his food, the HOA takes care of his property, etc. He doesn't have to think or put any effort into anything in his own life.

It also has to do with his retarded view on streaming. He treats it like a 9-5. It's why he always does troubleshooting on stream because otherwise he considers it working "off the clock". I guarantee his idea for the premier episode would be to have PPP walk him through how to watch a match on hulu while he begs for money. Hasn't a fucking clue how to entertain or put on a show.