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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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20-30 guests, he's struggling to name them, but they will be there. No mention of Daddy Dax however *sigh*
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I'm so excited! Premium Guntent on election day! If he manages to shove his tongue one or two inches deeper into the catboi bussy we may be blessed with a Fuentes appearance!
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Rage Pig said:
I'm so excited! Premium Guntent on election day! If he manages to shove his tongue one or two inches deeper into the catboi bussy we may be blessed with a Fuentes appearance!
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TL;DR Ralph is upset he is on an inferior service, which he was relegated to for his own behaviour.
 
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The slow death of the Ralphamale as he slowly becomes more and more irrelevant and poor, desperately holding on to hope that he will still turn things around somehow is so much worse than if he had just overdosed 2 years ago. It's what he deserves though. Must be hard to watch for people who care about him.. oh wait.
 
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Rage Pig said:
I'm so excited! Premium Guntent on election day! If he manages to shove his tongue one or two inches deeper into the catboi bussy we may be blessed with a Fuentes appearance!
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Wasn’t Piggertits banned 6 or 7 times on Kick? How many chances will they give the Pig?

I do enjoy seeing him seethe over this though after all that trash-talking he did against Kick for months. Suffah piggy.
 
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The slow death of the Ralphamale as he slowly becomes more and more irrelevant and poor, desperately holding on to hope that he will still turn things around somehow is so much worse than if he had just overdosed 2 years ago. It's what he deserves though. Must be hard to watch for people who care about him.. oh wait.
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When Null predicted that Ralph would be dead by New Year's Day 2023, Ethan interpreted that as a hater wishing for his demise... the truth is that dying two years ago would've been a kindness. There is nothing left for him but suffering. If the Killstream was ever going to have a resurgence, it would've happened by now.

Culture war bullshit, and e-drama, was always the Killstream's bread and butter. If Ralph couldn't turn things around during all the excitement and drama surrounding Trump's final presidential bid, with a BIPOC slut opponent, with multiple political prosecutions, with multiple fucking assassination attempts... there's no hope for him. The news cycle is going to be completely dead three weeks from now, and people are going to have even fewer reasons to watch.
 
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Culture war bullshit, and e-drama, was always the Killstream's bread and butter. If Ralph couldn't turn things around during all the excitement and drama surrounding Trump's final presidential bid, with a BIPOC slut opponent, with multiple political prosecutions, with multiple fucking assassination attempts... there's no hope for him. The news cycle is going to be completely dead three weeks from now, and people are going to have even fewer reasons to watch.
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He has never been entertainig on his own ever, but especially not now that his brain is completely wrecked from years of substance abuse. His show always dependent heavily on guests bringing the content and people debating each other with Ralph only rarely interjecting and sometimes even falling asleep like during his big Mundane Matt stream. Ralph's only talent was always getting guests on the show and buttering people up in private DMs and pretending he is a big important journalist cause of his blue checkmark account. Well blue checkmarks don't mean shit anymore and he has ruined his public image to the point that everyone avoids him and wants no association with him. The only guests he gets now come on out of pity only. It's over and he will never be able to repair this.
 
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