DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil is in a ten minute rant about sending interviews to ban world because people keep ghosting him or "believing on detractors". He actually said that he is talking to 20 people and no one agreed to do it.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Phil is in a ten minute rant about sending interviews to ban world because people keep ghosting him or "believing on detractors". He actually said that he is talking to 20 people and no one agreed to do it.

Unreal he admitted to basically messaging all of these people every night waiting for replies and it takes hours to do so well Phil when someone opens their messages and they have 2 paragraphs they are probably just going to close it.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

What?! Do these fools know he's going through a redemption arc and is beloved by all again?!

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I sometimes wonder if a dent has to make the ultimate decision of paying a bill or tipping dsp to reach the goal.

Have you seen the living conditions some of the dents live in?! I’m sure most of them choose the latter most of the time.

Can’t remember his name, and I don’t even know if he’s still active in Phil’s chat, but there was this guy that wrote all the time that he was saving to buy a car, whilst throwing $100 every time DSP played Street Fighter or whatever it was, it’s insane!

Edit: just remembered, it’s Jaxx_Raxor and yes, he’s still a paypig.

 

[Coke Zero]

I would love phil to walk through the mental gymnastics on this one- he claims everyone on the internet loves him now but on the other hand no one wants to come on his show or even reply to his DMs. How does he come to the conclusion that other content creators like him now but they also don't want to associate with him?

He's obviously frustrated because he expected when he started doing these interviews that he would have people lining up to come on his show and people would be begging him to come on and it would be a weekly thing, but it turns out literally no one cares about him, still.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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i couldnt even get through this clip. i have no idea how anyone can sit through this piece of shits streams and listen to him bitch and whine and complain like a complete faggot for hours straight without blowing their brains out

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

He's doing some serious Underpants Gnoming to jump from "networking" to "beloved gaming icon." He pignotized himself into forgetting that the reason he was able to avoid scrutiny and consequence for so long was that he ignored everyone else, big or small, save for a handful of FGC names he assumed would treat him like an old war buddy.

It doesn't help that he only acknowledges people with bigger audiences/reaches than him, or other lolcows who know Phil just wants them on to make him look better by comparison, and assumes they're too stupid to realize it. Somehow. Normal people don't like being treated the same way he treats his dents.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

he is talking to 20 people and no one agreed to do it.

there's gotta be some common factor there. Couldn't be phil, right? Surely he did nothing wrong

 

[San Dimas High School]

Talking about his shitty phrases I just have to say that when he says "What I mean by that is" it just drives me up a fucking wall.

I went to the store today. And what I mean by that is I got in my car and drove to the store. It's a tool he uses to repeat what he said, sometimes verbatim. It's bad.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

there's gotta be some common factor there. Couldn't be phil, right? Surely he did nothing wrong

The common factor is the detractors, obviously.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

but it turns out literally no one cares about him, still.

Phail is no one's priority.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Talking about his shitty phrases I just have to say that when he says "What I mean by that is" it just drives me up a fucking wall.

I went to the store today. And what I mean by that is I got in my car and drove to the store. It's a tool he uses to repeat what he said, sometimes verbatim. It's bad.

Hold on a minute and let's all think about this for a second. So what you're saying is thus: You got INTO your car and drove Alllll the way to the store. *facepalm* hwah hwah hwah! Do I need to say anything more?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Hold on a minute and let's all think about this for a second. So what you're saying is thus: You got INTO your car and drove Alllll the way to the store. *facepalm* hwah hwah hwah! Do I need to say anything more?

(Drooling all over my bib). That is great, Phil. Here is all of my allowance!

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

(Drooling all over my bib). That is great, Phil. Here is all of my allowance!

Let's see here, I just got a very generous donation from anonymous (Y). So thank you whoever that was, I don't know who they are, for the first tip In over an hour. Now guys, you've all been enjoying me play bum simulator and you could easily overcome anonymous to become the top tipper. And let's see how many likes we have... 53? Guys let's get that to 100 likes right now! It's free its easy and it helps with engagement on YouTube!

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

On the topic of interviews:

TL;DW: Doody was messaged by RTU's former editor, who apparently kept getting harassed by Phil at 3 in the morning about him coming to his show so they can shit on Rich together. Jay (the editor) had already told Phil he's not interested and to move on, but Phil was still messaging him to the point Jay sent the DMs to Doody. What a desperate loser.

It's just so funny. He thought that he was going to have Max. Dood on his show and that collabs with Mutahar and Metokur were going to be the new normal, and now he can't even get a lolcow's editor, let alone the lolcows themselves. Remember how this week he was talking about how people were begging him to be on the show and that it was a matter of schedules? Now no one wants anything to do with him again.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

On the topic of interviews:

TL;DW: Doody was messaged by RTU's former editor, who apparently kept getting harassed by Phil at 3 in the morning about him coming to his show so they can shit on Rich together. Jay (the editor) had already told Phil he's not interested and to move on, but Phil was still messaging him to the point Jay sent the DMs to Doody. What a desperate loser.

It's just so funny. He thought that he was going to have Max. Dood on his show and that collabs with Mutahar and Metokur were going to be the new normal, and now he can't even get a lolcow's editor, let alone the lolcows themselves. Remember how this week he was talking about how people were begging him to be on the show and that it was a matter of schedules? Now no one wants anything to do with him again.

Also speaking of the interviews, Phil accidentally showed who he's also been talking with at 3am. That last message in Boogie's set might as well be Phil's epitaph.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It's just so funny. He thought that he was going to have Max. Dood on his show and that collabs with Mutahar and Metokur were going to be the new normal, and now he can't even get a lolcow's editor, let alone the lolcows themselves. Remember how this week he was talking about how people were begging him to be on the show and that it was a matter of schedules? Now no one wants anything to do with him again.

I don't even know if it's a case of people not wanting to do something with Phil as much as it is people not wanting to do stuff with Phil on his channel. Generally, the point of appearing on someone else's channel is you're reaching out to a new perspective audience who will ideally follow you and become a regular.

Anyone worth their salt doesn't want Phil's tiny dented audience. Especially not some of the bigger fish he's chasing. The other reason they might want to lower themselves to doing an interview with Phil is giving a show for their existing audience, think the original Sidescrollers interview. But if they go onto Phil's channel, they more or less lose that element because they're on Phil's turf. If Phil wasn't known for being so toxic, maybe they could justify it, but after how he treated Craig, there's no reason for anyone to go onto the level 1 goutcast.

The icing on the cake is Phil sucks as an interviewer and doesn't really have any interest in talking with the guests about stuff relevant to them, he just wants them on to discuss him. When it's someone inviting Phil onto stream, they have control over the narrative and can ask real questions, while Phil either wants them to talk about how great he is/how much he changed, or getting them to apologize for some past crime. Basically, if Phil wants any hope of interacting with someone, he needs to accept the fact he's just a clown they bring onto their stream to easily dunk on.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil must be high on his own supply and he is lording it over anyone who he thinks can help him reach new "heights". What this idiot doesn't realize is that while he certainly seems to be doing better financially his core business is not growing. Yes his clips now make extra views and it makes his Youtube look prettier but what about retention? How many watch everything or come back? The majority still views Phil as a shitstain of Youtube and acts accordingly. And thanks to his fragile ego not accpreting that his streak died several times already he has hurt himself the most: his own liduidity because this retard doesn't know hoiw to budget. And hint hint: his big Youtube cheque comes next week. I expect a big spending streak in the coming days

 

[LuchaZombie]

Phil is in a ten minute rant about sending interviews to ban world because people keep ghosting him or "believing on detractors". He actually said that he is talking to 20 people and no one agreed to do it.

WHAT?! But he’s having a resurgence and people like him now! Well at least not the 20 people he asked I guess lol

The cope in that rant is off the charts. A 42 year old man crying and whining “I don’t care if you don’t want to be on my show, I didn’t want you on anyway” like a 3rd grader.

Anybody he asked would gain absolutely nothing from being “interviewed” by some middle aged retard that streams to about 200 other retards.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I think PPP is gross

Fixed your post for you.