I still think Phil's best option for interviews would be bringing in a carefully cultivated set of detractors. He just needs to select the ones approximately in his intellect range (which is a good chunk of them) and learn how to use a mute button in case things get overly rowdy. He'd make good money on those streams (KC whales would love some Internet slapfights) and would probably earn some street cred for being willing to "engage with criticism". Heck, if he could master the "Can you believe this?" look to the camera as Retard A goes off on some obscure, rambling point, he'd probably sway some of those ironic fans into back being actual fans.