Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

"Pretty enough to get the job done" is a hilarious backhanded compliment. Every time I hear Josh talk about his ur-relationship with Jessica, it's just more and more based.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

uh oh

"we would record each other having sex" how can you do that if your long distance? hes really the best

 

[Slim Boglim]

uh oh

“She was constantly minging on about ‘Awh Josh I know I’m not pretty like your ex-crushes.’ And I’m like ‘Jessica I don’t fucking care, you’re pretty enough to get the job done.”


Also the fact that he confused whinging with “minging” which happens to be British slang that means “foul-smelling, very bad or unpleasant” is perfection

 

[Bifocal Lens]

uh oh

Yeah that's "revenge" something, not sure I'd classify it as porn though. I've seen paraplegics with more action than that.

Still, don't worry Josh. She's the one looking bad in those videos, she couldn't even get your dick hard. I'm not sure you think she was "pretty enough to get the job done" after seeing those videos.

Better not have cuts on your weiner from those shark teeth BOY

 

[Delamain]

Sigh…
Unzips pants
Edit:
I was joking chill
Tmdnwu

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

"but speaking of Ozzy I honestly think my ex girlfriend Jessica Boyle is more obsessed with me than I am with Ozzy Osbourne... And it's not healthy"

Damn he really had to work that in there. He says he's going to press charges. Wonder if anything will actually happen though.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is like Cobra's Day of Infamy speech.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Keep your balls low.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

"And then I would get myself like....My dick as hard as i possibly fucking could yaknow..Make sure my balls look good, their nice and relaxed and not like yaknowhatimsayin"

The mental image of cobra making sure his bawls are relaxed while taking a dick pick

 

[ibeatmywife]

“She was constantly minging on about ‘Awh Josh I know I’m not pretty like your ex-crushes.’ And I’m like ‘Jessica I don’t fucking care, you’re pretty enough to get the job done.”


Also the fact that he confused whinging with “minging” which happens to be British slang that means “foul-smelling, very bad or unpleasant” is perfection

Guaranteed nal developed a hatred towards him from that alone, it's obvious she was baiting hard for some form of "nah babe you're even hotter than LN and Alicia" and instead she got the autistic it's all good dood. It's honestly hilarious I'm glad cobes does that. I remember when she was there saying how ugly she was he was like "it's okay honey I've seen worse" lmao

 

[Pencil Pusher]

He'll do a live stream once he's half way through that Old Crow. We can only hope.

 

[Hennimore]

Somehow that's the least gross video of Josh's dick on the internet.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Guaranteed nal developed a hatred towards him from that alone, it's obvious she was baiting hard for some form of "nah babe you're even hotter than LN and Alicia" and instead she got the autistic it's all good dood. It's honestly hilarious I'm glad cobes does that. I remember when she was there saying how ugly she was he was like "it's okay honey I've seen worse" lmao

When people say “autism is my super power” what they mean is that it makes you invulnerable to manipulative cunts. Hilarious that not being able to read social cues is working in his favor

 

[Hennimore]

Putting out a video about your ex releasing revenge porn of you and spending half the video shilling for a soap brand that doesn't even give you a coupon code anymore and repeating things you hear on a culture war YouTube channel is goth as fuck dood.

 

[Halloween23]

"If I didn't have biceps and a huge cock chicks wouldn't talk to me"

 

[ASeabear8952]

Next part of Bitesize’s doc premieres later.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I shiver every time I see that cheap vodka handle fly into his cup. Gut rot era Cobes.

Better that than the actual rot left to ferment in the jenkem closet, toobs.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"And then I would get myself like....My dick as hard as i possibly fucking could yaknow..Make sure my balls look good, their nice and relaxed and not like yaknowhatimsayin"

The mental image of cobra making sure his bawls are relaxed while taking a dick pick

The balls are really the focal point when it comes to Cobra.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

So who leaked these videos? And what is the law regarding this I suppose is the next question.

 

[Hennimore]

So who leaked these videos? And what is the law regarding this I suppose is the next question.

My guess would be that in an effort to skirt around the law NAL sent them to someone she knew would leak them. In terms of the law, in Wyoming, revenge porn is a misdemeanor offense punishable by a fine of up to $5,000 and/or up to one year of imprisonment.

The image must meet four additional qualifications for courts to consider it revenge porn:

1. The person in the image is 18 years or older;
2. The person in the image does not consent to the image’s dissemination;
3. The person in the image is engaged in a sexual act or in a state of nudity; and
4. The person in the image can be identified from information attached to the image or from the image itself.