Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
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"Jaaaawshie I dyed my hair your favorite color. Better let me in, BOY!"
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This looks like fucking algae, it's like she's always so greasy from not showering that it started growing in her hair like she lives in a stagnant bog

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Also there's no way in fuck I'm watching that sex tapes Jesus christ
 
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Fortyone said:
Also there's no way in fuck I'm watching that sex tapes Jesus christ
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It was a failed BJ where she kept talking and talking, he couldn't get it hard and was patiently waiting for actual sucking to happen. Clint must be so proud! :D

Im going to bleach my eyeballs with holy water now.
 
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Better not press charges for revenge porn, BOY. We all knew this was coming but I need some eye bleach. Nothing like seeing Cobra's flaccid chode to start off your Friday.

I feel bad for all the guys NAL has had sex with. It seems like "sex" with her is just 90% NAL blabbering and 10% actual fucking and sucking. Must be exhausting and no guy can keep a boner through all that.
 
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C. G. B Spender said:
It was a failed BJ where she kept talking and talking, he couldn't get it hard and was patiently waiting for actual sucking to happen. Clint must be so proud! :D

Im going to bleach my eyeballs with holy water now.
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The facts she was yapping mindlessly like she always does while trying to suck his flacid peen is fucking horrifying. I don't think there's a man on earth that could stay hard while she does that
 
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Just finished the new Snakebones. Beautiful work as always, @SeizureRobot5000

Some lore to add:

I’m 99.99% sure that the three part of the three/four obsession came from (per Josh) the hospital where he was born having double doors with a “3” and a “4” on them. I distinctly remember this story being told multiple times by Josh in the Center St. apartment as a sort of “origin story” and explanation of why three and four are his special numbers.

I hate that I know this, and I hate that so much of my brain space is consumed by absolutely useless knowledge about a moron from Wyoming.

Also, Seizure has a cute laugh okthnxbye :oops:
 
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I watched these so you cool Cobras don’t have to.

First vid is a ten second clip of Cobes twisting her titties.

Second vid is a 27-second clip of her trying to get his dick hard by briefly sucking it and caressing it, all while it remains flaccid, probably because Cobes is distracted by the camera. South Park is playing in the background for some ungodly reason.
 
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Umaibae said:
Just finished the new Snakebones. Beautiful work as always, @SeizureRobot5000

Some lore to add:

I’m 99.99% sure that the three part of the three/four obsession came from (per Josh) the hospital where he was born having double doors with a “3” and a “4” on them. I distinctly remember this story being told multiple times by Josh in the Center St. apartment as a sort of “origin story” and explanation of why three and four are his special numbers.

I hate that I know this, and I hate that so much of my brain space is consumed by absolutely useless knowledge about a moron from Wyoming.

Also, Seizure has a cute laugh okthnxbye :oops:
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I rewatched that clip after the snakebones ep, and he just says the hospital doors are another example of those numbers being special, not the reason per se.
 
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I watched these so you cool Cobras don’t have to.

First vid is a ten second clip of Cobes twisting her titties.

Second vid is a 27-second clip of her trying to get his dick hard by briefly sucking it and caressing it, all while it remains flaccid, probably because Cobes is distracted by the camera. South Park is playing in the background for some ungodly reason.
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Bless you. I saw a photo and decided I wanted to enjoy my day so I avoided it at all costs.

It’s amazing that she can’t shut up even with a dick in her mouth.
 
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I'm sure it's not a coincidence that Jessica getting a new paypig coincided with the sex tape reveal. Not only does Jessica have a new payfaggot, not only does he have to endure the shame of giving a BPDemon money, but he had to pay over a grand to get a sex tape of some of the ugliest trailer-park trash having sex.
 
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