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1,889 pages of evidence in Donald Trump's election interference case have been released today. Attached are copies. Some pages are sealed
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So it turns out the October surprise was against the Republicans this year. Turn about is fair play Donny boy.

1,889 pages of evidence. Jesus. He's going down.
 
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They made him sit on a towel so he didn't shit on their couch.

It's like when they bring one of those wildlife experts and they have to put a tarp down in case the animals shit everywhere.
 
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf said:
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They made him sit on a towel so he didn't shit on their couch.

It's like when they bring one of those wildlife experts and they have to put a tarp down in case the animals shit everywhere.
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I saw someone note this is actually his suit because he somehow has one of the worst tailors in existence. See exhibit B, his weird pant creases

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Accept Only Substitutes said:
So it turns out the October surprise was against the Republicans this year. Turn about is fair play Donny boy.

1,889 pages of evidence. Jesus. He's going down.
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I flipped through the pages. A lot of it is still sealed. What’s public are a bunch of Trump’s tweets, campaign messages/plans, and some testimony from the Jan 6 Committee. I haven’t been engaged in the case so I can’t tell if anything is like a smoking gun, but certainly the Democrats will use the number of pages as evidence of guilt through political messaging.
 
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Sandnigger said:
They say he wears a diaper under his suit. But that wouldn't crease his legs like that. I mean, both can be true.
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The menswear guy on Twitter did a thread on this. Basically suit fabric comes in different weights, heavier fabric is warmer, hangs differently than lighter fabric which makes it more forgiving for fatties, and is more wrinkle resistant. Even if the fabric is linen, which is notorious for wrinkling easily.

Lighter fabric is less forgiving for fatties, and is more prone to wrinkles. Specific fibers used also increase and decrease wrinkles, but lighter fabric will always wrinkle more than a heavier fabric of the same fibers. He speculated that Donny is wearing a very light fabric, possibly linen, which would explain the wrinkles.
 
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf said:
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They made him sit on a towel so he didn't shit on their couch.

It's like when they bring one of those wildlife experts and they have to put a tarp down in case the animals shit everywhere.
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DID THIS NIGGA HAD TO SIT ON A PUPPY PAD ON NATIONAL TV HOW IS THIS REAL HOW IS THIS A VIABLE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE??

Even if it IS is suit, jesus christ. Go to Men's Warehouse or something you fucking cheap bastard. If you sit and your suit coat sticks out a foot in either direction from your ass and looks like an incontinence towel, you've got some tailoring issues.

EDIT. Omfg it is his suit. Goddamn what a slob. I'd drag him for sitting on a puppy pad, but at least that can be written off as an uncontrollable medical condition.

But you absolutely have 100% control over your fucking tailoring. Jesus..

 
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CaliforniaRaisin said:
DID THIS NIGGA HAD TO SIT ON A PUPPY PAD ON NATIONAL TV HOW IS THIS REAL HOW IS THIS A VIABLE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE??

Even if it IS is suit, jesus christ. Go to Men's Warehouse or something you fucking cheap bastard. If you sit and your suit coat sticks out a foot in either direction from your ass and looks like an incontinence towel, you've got some tailoring issues.

EDIT. Omfg it is his suit. Goddamn what a slob. I'd drag him for sitting on a puppy pad, but at least that can be written off as an uncontrollable medical condition.

But you absolutely have 100% control over your fucking tailoring. Jesus..

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I swear I hear a fart when he sits on the couch.
 
CaliforniaRaisin said:
DID THIS NIGGA HAD TO SIT ON A PUPPY PAD ON NATIONAL TV HOW IS THIS REAL HOW IS THIS A VIABLE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE??

Even if it IS is suit, jesus christ. Go to Men's Warehouse or something you fucking cheap bastard. If you sit and your suit coat sticks out a foot in either direction from your ass and looks like an incontinence towel, you've got some tailoring issues.

EDIT. Omfg it is his suit. Goddamn what a slob. I'd drag him for sitting on a puppy pad, but at least that can be written off as an uncontrollable medical condition.

But you absolutely have 100% control over your fucking tailoring. Jesus..

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That's a false flag operation! There's a cut at 0:23. They recorded the bit where he sits down earlier and then they cut to him sitting on the towel.

#investigateTowelGate #stopTheStain
 
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LettuceMan said:
Yes, Harvey “if you suck my dick i’ll make you a stahhhr” Weinstein is king of the libs. That’s as believable as Hatians eating your pets.
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In fairness both him and Diddy were major Dem donors, although that's just a consequence of like 95% of hollywood being lib. Per capita I'd bet the few conservative celebrities have infinitely more freaks and rapists even if you exclude the ones who mysteriously turned right wing after their allegations dropped
 
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Mayhem said:
Trump’s campaign has cancelled several of his appearances and interviews for today and the weekend. Rumored reason is exhaustion.
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Raging Capybara said:
Very low energy. Sad.
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The Hardest R said:
Low Energy Don was banking on going up against Joe Biden this election. Now that he’s the crotchety old man in this race, he knows that he’s likely going to lose and therefore sees no need in making as many stops. His campaign stops have been flops this year, reminds me more of an old rock band doing a final farewell tour versus a politician wanting to be President of the United States.
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Man, Trump has REALLY fallen off since his 2016 campaign.
Imperial Citizen said:
I flipped through the pages. A lot of it is still sealed. What’s public are a bunch of Trump’s tweets, campaign messages/plans, and some testimony from the Jan 6 Committee. I haven’t been engaged in the case so I can’t tell if anything is like a smoking gun, but certainly the Democrats will use the number of pages as evidence of guilt through political messaging.
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I’m now wondering if the right will now to to get past the redacting to reveal what was hidden since they’ve done all in on 1/6 being some shadow machinations.
 
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