Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I have intentionally ignored the Melton thread and I feel justified in that decision. Fucking hell is he disgusting.

SURPRISE!

And he's Nick's second bestest buddy in the whole world now! Second only to Daddy Dick.

Oh, but... uhhh... Monty is the real pedo. Just so you know.

 

[Edward Teach]

You know...a lot of the problems with Nick and Melton would go away if they both just got a proper ass beating.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I sincerely don't want him to die or go to prison. I'd like to see him get better, and part of that includes accountability. I save the "I hope they die" list for serious stuff.

There was seriously disturbing amounts of cocaine in his 9 year old. I’m leaning more towards “I hope he dies in prison in the most Lolcow way possible”

 

[Burt Macklin]

Kiwi Kontrol Kommission

When do we get sized for our uniform or is it a one-size-fits-all? Heard they’re pretty dope.

He's like Cynthia when it comes to Nick's kids, except there's every indication Melton wants to FUCK children.

I’ll never understand why some folks feel the need to drag kids into everything. When they go out of their way to do it, it’s a clear sign they’re either way too obsessed or not fit to be around. Either way, they should be kept away from the public via straight jacket or prison.

Melton is gross, and if he sues Aaron, discovery will be a trip.

PLOT TWIST: Kiwi Farms becomes a key player in not just one, but two court cases. Its influence stretches across both legal battles, unraveling unexpected connections and raising questions about online communities and their impact on real-world events. What started as a simple online forum morphs into a pivotal element in the courtroom drama, revealing secrets and alliances that no one saw coming.

You know...a lot of the problems with Nick and Melton would go away if they both just got a proper ass beating.

It’s time to bring back the days when once unhonorable Americans learned how to become productive members of society (women included): with a good ass whooping.

 

[potatoflopper]

I got a question. If its true that nick is giving melton info for him to harass Aarron. Would that be witness intimidation at this point?

 

[not william stenchever]

When do we get sized for our uniform or is it a one-size-fits-all? Heard they’re pretty dope.

Buddy, I hope you like Hugo Boss.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Why would it be bunk?

It is more 'I think Melton is an unreliable POS', so I will wait for a confirm', than 'I do not think Nick would do this' that is creating scepticism.

It was acritique of Nick that if this shite sounds remotely believable about you, you've fucked up your life.

You know...a lot of the problems with Nick and Melton would go away if they both just got a proper ass beating.

Something something... 9 feet of English rope... something somthing... short drop...

Society took a downhill turn when we got squeamish about excising evil filth from our midst amd exterminating it with extreme prejudice.

I’ll never understand why some folks feel the need to drag kids into everything. When they go out of their way to do it, it’s a clear sign they’re either way too obsessed or not fit to be around. Either way, they should be kept away from the public via straight jacket or prison.

Because it's a soft spot any parent has, and when someone just wants to hurt someone (or morally grandstand to demoralize an enemy) they appeal to the sensibility of 'Think of the children!', in a disingenuous way.

Buddy, I hope you like Hugo Boss.

Finally! Some style!

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I would think Aaron (or the mom Ashley) would have a strong case of harassment of the kids against Fatrick. Doesn't he have a fucking AI voice for his donos that is literally the name of Aaron's daughter?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

When do we get sized for our uniform or is it a one-size-fits-all? Heard they’re pretty dope.

You just print and cut out this image and use a safety pin to attach it to your shirt.

I got a question. If its true that nick is giving melton info for him to harass Aarron. Would that be witness intimidation at this point?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let the prosecution notice this on their own and bring it to the judge's attention. It would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hmmm.

Does anybody else think the artwork for Movie Night on the main page looks... familiar?



"The Balldo. You put it on. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our degeneracy."
"We have such degeneracy to show you!"
"There is no good, Kiwifags. There is no evil. There is only Balldo."
"[We are] explorers in the further reaches of degeneracy. Funny to some. Weird to others."

Very spoopy, indeed.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Buddy, I hope you like Hugo Boss.

Can you get in contact with whoever said all meetings must have bottles of Fanta for drinks? I know we're all for accuracy but that's one thing we could have done without.

Spoiler: Context

Hmmm.

Does anybody else think the artwork for Movie Night on the main page looks... familiar?

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"The Balldo. You put it on. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our degeneracy."
"We have such degeneracy to show you!"
"There is no good, Kiwifags. There is no evil. There is only Balldo."
"[We are] explorers in the further reaches of degeneracy. Funny to some. Weird to others."

Very spoopy, indeed.

Scroteraiser is a cult classic, good to know the movie night kiwis are very cultured.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think the threats to sue Aaron really elucidate why Nick was cozying up to this guys. The ramping threats of legal action lead me to believe that Nick is almost certainly cozied up to him to try and goad some form of lolauit against Aaron.

It fits his M.O. perfectly. Nick just sits online and plans gayops against Aaron all day. I wonder if Melton here is aware of Nick’s excellent track record with defamation cases.

Agreed 100%.

It also fits his learning the wrong lessons from the cases he's involved in.

@Potentially Criminal highlighted the case where Nick represented a couple of defendants and successfully got some of their charges dismissed on probable cause grounds. Rekieta for some reason thought the win had something to do with his request for a Franks hearing and appeared genuinely pleased when he got assigned the same judge.

Because Rekieta is a clown, he probably doesn't see much of a difference between what he said about Monty and what Aaron is saying about Melton. He would probably see what Aaron did as way more over the line than whatever he said about Monty.

It is more 'I think Melton is an unreliable POS', so I will wait for a confirm', than 'I do not think Nick would do this' that is creating scepticism.

Nick already discussed Aaron's kids in the NLO live chats which should be archived in the thread.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You just print and cut out this image and use a safety pin to attach it to your shirt.

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let the prosecution notice this on their own and bring it to the judge's attention. It would be fucking hilarious.

What we need is for someone to create a knitting tutorial for a KIWI hat in the style of the Karpador hat.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What we need is for someone to create a knitting tutorial for a KIWI hat in the style of the Karpador hat.
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I don't know if I'd want a hat where my head is sticking into a Kiwi's cloaca.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't know if I'd want a hat where my head is sticking into a Kiwi's cloaca.

The Kiwi's bum would be in the air while it tries to eat your head with a comically large beak.
I agree that the picture of having your head stuck in a bird's asshole is not very appealing.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Hmmm.

Does anybody else think the artwork for Movie Night on the main page looks... familiar?

View attachment 6536995

"The Balldo. You put it on. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our degeneracy."
"We have such degeneracy to show you!"
"There is no good, Kiwifags. There is no evil. There is only Balldo."
"[We are] explorers in the further reaches of degeneracy. Funny to some. Weird to others."

Very spoopy, indeed.

The Cenoballdo is truly horrifying.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I guess this is the part where the plane has crashed, all the explosions and fires have stopped, and it's nothing but smoldering wreckage and the smell of burnt flesh. This content drought sucks, we've been so spoiled with Nick giving endless milk since late 2022 and now he's just a tard-wrangled faggot in his parent's house who's grounded from streaming like he's a retarded kid. I always get my hopes up when this thread gets a burst of new activity but it's never a new stream. Fatrick Melton is a gross pedo who should be thrown into a woodchipper, I don't want to read about him, I want to hear it from the Law Pope himself! Come on Nick, fire up a Friday Fun Stream and give a whiskey review like the good ol' days! Talk about P. Diddy's freak offs or something, since they're funny and weird right?

So now he's giving info on Aaron's kids to Melton so he can sexualize them on stream?

It's really hard to say that Nick isn't a pedophile at this point.

Fatrick Melton
Vito
Diddler Dax "Juju the Pegged Cow" Herrera
Riley
Drexel (formerly)

Wow Nick, you sure know how to pick your friends! Sure would interesting to know how many child sex offenders are subscribed to your Locals (in addition to the one pedo you claimed came from this site).

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

My opinion of Nick cannot possibly sink any lower. I generally do not keep up with Melton in the same way I don’t keep up with Vito; they are one trick ponies only fit for the glue factory.

Nick giving info about children to an open pedophile convinces me he has pedo/pedo-adjacent proclivities. Already he was scum, now I cannot in good conscience consider that his drugged daughter was NOT abused sexually. Show me a house with drugged kids that DOESN’T have every form of degeneracy under its roof.

Nick Rekieta enables pedophiles. Nick, if you’re reading this (lol, of course you are), and you come out swinging with some variation of IT’S NAWT TRUUUUUUU, then you need to grow a pair and hand that $300 over to Monty.

 

[Passacaille]

I don't know if I'd want a hat where my head is sticking into a Kiwi's cloaca.

Stop complaining, and put on the damn hat!! We all have to!

 

[Gorton Colu]

If you're thinking to starve us of content you will fail. As you have failed at life.

Have you not read your thread, Nick? We will happily debate every possible topic and engage in petty bullshit why we wait for your sorry ass to break from the lack of attention.