Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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welcome! And remember

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.
 
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Homofascism said:
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This reminds me of when I was a little too drunk, eager and online in my early years, messaging everyone about the most amazing songs I’ve ever heard. His lame post makes me appreciate how far I’ve come from seeking approval. That’s his whole game though isn’t it? Just looking for external validation. He gets it from the pests but he wants that sweet China White organic Twitter engagement straight in his veins.
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It's such a room temperature bland take, as well.

"BUHDURR, KRAUT POP DISCO METAL WHODA THUNKIT" Yeah no shit you bitch-titted faggot dork, welcome to the 70s. :sighduck:
 
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Marvin said:
I'm at some event at a hipster bar right now and some guy next to me just ordered a beer. "name for the tab?" "Tomlinson"

And it's exactly the kind of dumb hipster place he'd lurk, as if he could absorb coolness by osmosis, if he wasn't 800 miles away.

This Tomlinson, however, was not fat nor did he have bitch tits.
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Funnily enough, I had the complete opposite experience about a year ago.

Met some Irish dudes on holidays, and one was looking exactly like Patrick. Bitch tits, fat face, same haircut, the whole package.

He was however pretty discreet, barely talked, and on the other side of the world. So clearly was not him.
 
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Homofascism said:
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This reminds me of when I was a little too drunk, eager and online in my early years, messaging everyone about the most amazing songs I’ve ever heard. His lame post makes me appreciate how far I’ve come from seeking approval. That’s his whole game though isn’t it? Just looking for external validation. He gets it from the pests but he wants that sweet China White organic Twitter engagement straight in his veins.
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These read like the facebook statuses from the early 2010s or the boomer facebook statuses from now. But Boomers don't constantly tweet at trolls
 
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That’s his whole game though isn’t it? Just looking for external validation. He gets it from the pests but he wants that sweet China White organic Twitter engagement straight in his veins.
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Oh c'mon, Fatrick, don't try to attach yourself to a decent song you rotten bastard.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Wrong in every detail as always, Admiral Pigtitz.

Granted, the Belgrano was sunk by torpedoes originally designed in the 1920s, but the model had been in continuous service (with continuous modernizations) since then. The British weren't forced to "dig up" anything. This is like saying the US army had to "dig up" 7.62 cartridges for the Gulf War just because they were originally developed during WW2.
They had a more modern alternative with an equally potent warhead, which wasn't used because of reliability concerns, not because it wouldn't have been able to deal with the Belgrano's armor. Not that that would have mattered much since both torpedoes struck unarmored sections of the ship.

In fact, the warhead size of "heavy" torpedoes hasn't changed much since WW2, and any modern attack sub could easily sink any WW2 era battleship. The New Jersey is a museum ship for a reason, fatso.
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Wrong in every last detail Shinano-child, enjoy Archerfish.
 
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In fact, the warhead size of "heavy" torpedoes hasn't changed much since WW2, and any modern attack sub could easily sink any WW2 era battleship. The New Jersey is a museum ship for a reason, fatso.
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Guys, I'm starting to notice a pattern. 🤔

1. Rick posts a thing on twitter
2. Kiwi reposts Rick's tweet
3. Within minutes, another kiwi - who knows what the fuck they're talking about - has authoritatively correcTed the record

That is to say, real-life knowledge and Rick's "knowledge" seem to have a neatly inverse relationship to one another. I'm pretty sure you could even write a mathematical proof at this point. We should all be thankful for Fat Rick's ignorant antics. Every time he opens his meowff, he becomes a little dumber, and the rest of us get a little smarter.
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Summer of George said:
That is to say, real-life knowledge and Rick's "knowledge" seem to have a neatly inverse relationship to one another. I'm pretty sure you could even write a mathematical proof at this point.
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Has anyone ever thought of building an AI Fatrick?

With his books and Twitter spats, there might enough to do something funny. I'd love to see Pat engaged in long Twitter fights with an AI version of himself.
 
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rel=alternate said:
With his books and Twitter spats, there might enough to do something funny. I'd love to see Pat engaged in long Twitter fights with an AI version of himself.
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I had an idea (in Minecraft) for a Twitter bot to troll Patrick. It would reply to every one of his xeets with "You are fat and your hairline is receding." All he needs to do is ignore it for 24 hours, and it will stop.

I guarantee he will not be able to do so.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I had an idea (in Minecraft) for a Twitter bot to troll Patrick. It would reply to every one of his xeets with "You are fat and your hairline is receding." All he needs to do is ignore it for 24 hours, and it will stop.

I guarantee he will not be able to do so.
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He would block it, and then not check on it for 3 days before replying
 
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rel=alternate said:
Funnily enough, I had the complete opposite experience about a year ago.

Met some Irish dudes on holidays, and one was looking exactly like Patrick. Bitch tits, fat face, same haircut, the whole package.

He was however pretty discreet, barely talked, and on the other side of the world. So clearly was not him.
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I ran into a guy that looked like Pat at a fast food joint awhile back. The guy had a face like a clenched fist, just a lifetime of barely-suppressed rage. His family was with him. I felt sorry for them, the guy seemed like he had a really small (maybe faucet-shaped) fuse. He was blowing up at the guy running the register, some Paco who didn't even look interested.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
He would block it, and then not check on it for 3 days before replying
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Best way to train the AI would be with people he chose to interact or not with.
You assign positive and negative value to each scenario, and some weight depending on how long it went for and you have a good basis.
Then it's all about being able to properly label other factors, like context, popularity of the interlocutor, tone of voice etc...

I don't have the intellect to build it, but I would not be shocked if some autist somewhere could make a MVP.
 
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