Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ForTheHoard]

Patrick mourns the passing of his only friend, the block button.
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The outrage over this shit is retarded. They act like the levee holding back the flood of nazis is the effort it takes to open a new tab. Childish, petulant poppycock.

 

[RussianParasite]

at this point in the relationship we've said just about all there is to say to each other.

Yup. Been with my spouse for about 13 years. I feel this. No awkwardness in just sitting in silence with each other sometimes.

Although if she wants conversation during these times she'll ask me, "Are you reading about Patrick again? What's Pig Boy up to?"

This is where we differ. I think mine knows that I laugh at retards online but doesn’t care to investigate further. If I tried explaining that I laugh at some fat faggot with bitch tits and post my thoughts to a gossip forum she’d ask what the fuck is wrong with me.

Imagine this creepy fucker staring at you from behind a pair of pom poms, every football player would be guarding their ass just in case.

I’ve seen a lot of Pat posts in my day. This is the most unsettling to date.

 

[OffTopic]

Get your butts over to the Snackie thread. Her latest faildox is even funnier than the Adam Mucci/Bobby Gayporn incident because this time the target of her insanity posted a video refuting her on Twitter.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jackie...gbutlegal-piggytomlinson.163351/post-19594137

 

[Marvin]

Absolutely. It is absurd how Patposting melts your brain after a while.

As you said, your sense of humor and lexicon just gets thrown out of the window, so even if you somehow manage to retain your composure and don't giggle when you read the word "enjoy", your brain automatically completes it with "prison". It becomes impossible to avoid it.

I don’t know about you guys, but when that happens I almost feel like somehow Pat's insanity has began to affect me, and now I feel dirty and gotta take a shower.

I'm at some event at a hipster bar right now and some guy next to me just ordered a beer. "name for the tab?" "Tomlinson"

And it's exactly the kind of dumb hipster place he'd lurk, as if he could absorb coolness by osmosis, if he wasn't 800 miles away.

This Tomlinson, however, was not fat nor did he have bitch tits.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm at some event at a hipster bar right now and some guy next to me just ordered a beer. "name for the tab?" "Tomlinson"

There should be a convention; you go to a bar and ask for a Tomlinson and they give you a seat far away from everyone else and the cheapest beer they have, and some disgusting meatloaf.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

No offense taken. We've been together nearly two decades and lived with each for most of it. We both know what we mean to each other, and bro, at this point in the relationship we've said just about all there is to say to each other. Sometimes we don't need to make small talk at dinner.

Yeah, same here. My wife and I have more in common with each other than we do with anyone else on earth, but we have been together so long and were friends before we became a couple, that we have to struggle to think of things we don't know about each other. It's actually really nice to get to that point in your relationship where you can just enjoy being in proximity to each other even if you're both doing your own thing.

and some disgusting meatloaf.

Aww, I just realized that he doesn't really post food pictures much anymore. I miss laughing at the disgusting slop that he regularly shovels into his gaping maw.

 

[femoralcanal]

There are no test scores, no SAT nor PSAT, no ACT, no AP test scores at all. Those things are supposed to be on the transcripts. Their absence means Piggy never took any of those tests.

I don't know anything about the way it works in Burgerland, but don't you have to take the ASTs to get any education above HS?

Also, maybe I'm just retarded I don't get why his Community College Education (almost 4 semesters analysing Kubrick and his influence on the historical evolution of meatloaf dishes, Child) should be there. I mean, considering it is a completely different institution and all.

Get your butts over to the Snackie thread. Her latest faildox is even funnier than the Adam Mucci/Bobby Gayporn incident

I love when that crazy bitch decides to snort all at once the entirety of Puerto Rico's natural Venvanse reserves.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I don't know anything about the way it works in Burgerland, but don't you have to take the ASTs to get any education above HS?

There are lots of ways to get into college without any standardized tests, even before enniggerfication of everything.

Not necessarily good ones, mind you, but possible.

Even possible without a HS or GED in some cases.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Rick is quite active now on Bluesky, here are some tidbits:

If you see Klingon in your beer, you might stop drinking anymore that day.
(B/A)
Seething about Donald Trump pt. 1
(B2/A2)
Seething about Donald Trump pt. 2 - Rick is now expert on edibles
(B3/A3)
Seething about Donald Trump pt. 3
(B4/A4)
Rick feels "optimistic" and more "productive" while philosophing about if dumb people should exist. - Patrick, if you go with that route you will found yourself as one of the dumbest person on the internet.
(B5/A5)
I'm surprised Rick is optimistic about Elon paying taxes this year (to found Trump's campaign)
(B6/A6)
TBH, I wouldn't be surprised if Rick is secretly would vote for Trump, but not for the same reason as other trump voters (or any other sane, normal voters)
(B7/A7)
The german genes are strong in this one.
(B8/A8)
Brags about his numbers growing on Bluesky after the announcement of the new Block system on X.com
(B9/A9)
Even sharing funny memes, he can't help self not wanting to hurt his daughter deep inside.
(B10/A10)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yeah, same here. My wife and I have more in common with each other than we do with anyone else on earth, but we have been together so long and were friends before we became a couple, that we have to struggle to think of things we don't know about each other. It's actually really nice to get to that point in your relationship where you can just enjoy being in proximity to each other even if you're both doing your own thing.

I met mine while grocery shopping. She was having a hard time figuring out what to make and I had my daughter with me who decided that while we talked she would sneak cookies into the cart. I put those back and got better cookies for us to snack on and she laughed. We're now at the point were we just yell at each other from the steps. Think of that skit on Youtube where two guys yelling "fuck you!" across a lake. That's pretty much us. Fun times.

The german genes are strong in this one.

I do know of Electric Callboy. Rather like their Arrow of Love song. He should listen to some Trailerpark.

 

[Tomlinson]

Even sharing funny memes, he can't help self not wanting to hurt his daughter deep inside.
(B10/A10)

Child abuse, hope he has no custody or visitation

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

There should be a convention; you go to a bar and ask for a Tomlinson and they give you a seat far away from everyone else and the cheapest beer they have, and some disgusting meatloaf.

Alternatively:

Lynn style

 

[Roland TB-303]

This reminds me of when I was a little too drunk, eager and online in my early years, messaging everyone about the most amazing songs I’ve ever heard. His lame post makes me appreciate how far I’ve come from seeking approval. That’s his whole game though isn’t it? Just looking for external validation. He gets it from the pests but he wants that sweet China White organic Twitter engagement straight in his veins.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rick in his mighty intelligence, squeals again like a real lunatic. The Childing Strikes Again 2.0, Electric Boogaloo. Here's the summaries for each mass-Xeeting.

Spoiler: Politisperging and TDS

Rick claims that orange man is over-represented in polling all year. He claims again that the Senate race polling is much closer to the reality. Republicans are a threat to America, stlaker child.

Rick celebrates the death of Hamas' top leader through retweeting AP's post.

Rick retweets about Australie giving 49 aging Abrams tank to Ookraine.

Rick seethes about the orange man. He believes Hitler 2 is behind the source of evil that's plaguing 'Murica. He's afraid of felons that can also run for presidents.

Rick projects through Sleepy Joe, believing that proving his critics wrong will never get old. Same pig that always get shit wrong in 99% of his posts without doing proper research.

Rick seethes about orange man, supporting Commie Harris' movements and claims that it's exactly what put orange man over the hump. He then claims that percentage of female voters are 54~46%. Orange man will lose, atalker child. Wait for the knock.

Rick celebrates the death of Hamas' leader with Sleepy Joe, believing that it'll be a great opportunity for Gaza and Paleshitters without Hamas.

Rick claims to believe in Jr.' claim to think that his father knows the McDonald's menu better than Commie Harris.

Democracy good, Republican bad, child.

Rick seethes over Texas.

Rick seethes about orange man again.

He can't even spell zebra

Rick drops the ballots in the mailbox for Commie Harris.

Spoiler: Lies

Rick admits to never having people to wave at him. He still can't drive for shit, or even knowing actual gas prices outside of LA. People didn't like him because of how insufferable and miserable he was to be around with.

Rick claims that he didn't laugh at no free healthcare. He still desperately want free healthcare in America because he's fat and poor, and lives in a half-hovel with Niki.

Rick claims to know about the USS New Jersey more than the maintenance workers of the battleship. Then tell the replier to look up the Falklands War and learn it himself. He claims that modern torpedoes are unarmored tin cans that can only torpedoes modern warships.

Rick is proud to be an American. He claims to enjoy an Iowa-class battleship destroying an alien mothership and claims to watch Battleship ironically.

Rick claims to going to get frequent flyer miles. Fat.

Rick claims Science Dreadnought is objectively funny.

Rick seethes over the Red States and the Republican voters.

Rick claims that he feels good for the MKE. He then claims that it's a significant development for his home port in Milwaukee for recently starting to hosting cruise ships. He's proud to be a Wisconsinite.

Rick admits of how he talks when he's drunk. He somehow admits to be scared of bees of all insects through this retweet.

Rick retweets a Tumblr post.

Rick celebrates negresses, whilst kidnapping African-American children for the niggeroni grinder.

Rick claims to love the jet, but he thinks it looks like it's 6-month pregnant.



Rick praises Robin Olds.

Spoiler: Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, baby child. Enjoy prison and dunce caps.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How the hell did he typo “hope this helps” into “how this helps” absolutely ruining his joke and point.

What a lazy faggot, can’t even shitpost well.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Rick claims to know about the USS New Jersey more than the maintenance workers of the battleship. Then tell the replier to look up the Falklands War and learn it himself. He claims that modern torpedoes are unarmored tin cans that can only torpedoes modern warships.

Wrong in every detail as always, Admiral Pigtitz.

Granted, the Belgrano was sunk by torpedoes originally designed in the 1920s, but the model had been in continuous service (with continuous modernizations) since then. The British weren't forced to "dig up" anything. This is like saying the US army had to "dig up" 7.62 cartridges for the Gulf War just because they were originally developed during WW2.
They had a more modern alternative with an equally potent warhead, which wasn't used because of reliability concerns, not because it wouldn't have been able to deal with the Belgrano's armor. Not that that would have mattered much since both torpedoes struck unarmored sections of the ship.

In fact, the warhead size of "heavy" torpedoes hasn't changed much since WW2, and any modern attack sub could easily sink any WW2 era battleship. The New Jersey is a museum ship for a reason, fatso.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Rick is too stupid to realize that if enemy weapons are a kill if they hit you then you’re better off reducing armor and trading the weight for maneuverability or additional weaponry or other options.

Fighter jets don’t have six inches of armor and their pilots don’t wear bulletproof Kevlar for reasons.

Also Rick’s got a surprising military boner for a deep blue leftist as he pretends to be; I suspect some of it is performative.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Wrong in every detail as always, Admiral Pigtitz.

Granted, the Belgrano was sunk by torpedoes originally designed in the 1920s, but the model had been in continuous service (with continuous modernizations) since then. The British weren't forced to "dig up" anything. This is like saying the US army had to "dig up" 7.62 cartridges for the Gulf War just because they were originally developed during WW2.
They had a more modern alternative with an equally potent warhead, which wasn't used because of reliability concerns, not because it wouldn't have been able to deal with the Belgrano's armor. Not that that would have mattered much since both torpedoes struck unarmored sections of the ship.

In fact, the warhead size of "heavy" torpedoes hasn't changed much since WW2, and any modern attack sub could easily sink any WW2 era battleship. The New Jersey is a museum ship for a reason, fatso.

Further to the above, I would love to know how the pigman thinks his belt armour is going to influence matters when my top attack AShM goes barrelling through New Jerseys inch and a half of deck armour like a hot knife through butter.

 

[Chris Konon]

Also Rick’s got a surprising military boner for a deep blue leftist as he pretends to be; I suspect some of it is performative.

Wrong as always, child. He claims to be a Conservative. Enjoy prison.