Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maude Snew said:
Wait for the honk, child.
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NIGGER HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?!

EDIT: and so another day begins...
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Judge Holden said:
Ok so I just remembered that fatrick's daddy was a rodeo clown....
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....oh god.....oh gawd.....
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Let me make sure I'm understanding Patrick correctly; his father would get analy penetrated while his mother watched from the corner. Not only that, he would also degrade and humiliate himself by performing as a literal fucking clown because the company he keeps are incapable of handling their own problems? And Pat takes pride in all of this? Explains a lot about the man of pig.
 
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femoralcanal said:
As you said, your sense of humor and lexicon just gets thrown out of the window, so even if you somehow manage to retain your composure and don't giggle when you read the word "enjoy", your brain automatically completes it with "prison". It becomes impossible to avoid it.
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at my last workplace, there was a safe on which the manufacturer had put a declaration that it complied with the relevant ISO standard; what got my attention, and always made me laugh, was the bigger text above it, which read "Enjoy Security!"
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Yes. I've also attached the high school transcript for your convenience (and to make searching the thread a bit easier).
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I like how in his last semester in school he got an F in Physics and Chemistry yet tries to school people in science. He also had no extra curricular activities in school. You'd think he'd try for the pom pom girl given that he's into things. He also has no Honor programs yet claims he was an honor student. He actually got dumber in the four years listed.

I don't get how he could do so poorly given how few classes he had to do every year other than being a literal retard.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I’m seriously considering that a TikTok that is just hiring random foreigners on fiver to read his tweets could make some dough.
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I'm telling you all, there's a market out there for this and for the ensuing rib reconstruction surgeries.
Homofascism said:
Seriously? Me and my wife talk to each other in those moments. We actually enjoy each others company. Not to shit on you and all but you guys need to put the phones down for a bit. Especially in a restaurant where the implicit contract is the other persons attention.
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No offense taken. We've been together nearly two decades and lived with each for most of it. We both know what we mean to each other, and bro, at this point in the relationship we've said just about all there is to say to each other. Sometimes we don't need to make small talk at dinner.

Although if she wants conversation during these times she'll ask me, "Are you reading about Patrick again? What's Pig Boy up to?" This is how I know she's a keeper.
 
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Since Piggy's transcripts have popped up again, a friendly reminder to note what is not on the transcripts. There are no test scores, no SAT nor PSAT, no ACT, no AP test scores at all. Those things are supposed to be on the transcripts. Their absence means Piggy never took any of those tests. Remember this when he lies about his AP credits or his ACT scores. And he will lie. If he is not drinking cheap beer or hooch, or eating slop, he is lying. That's his life.

Nikki fucks clowns... this is a bit the Pests can run with. It's the big shoes. Nikki wants more than what her Pig's little spigot penis can provide.
 
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