Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

femoralcanal said:
I just want to see Trump win so Titty Two Chins snaps and do something stupid while being filmed... hopefully Boomia planned ahead and got a friend to rent the BnB exactly as the results come out.

Please, Baby Jesus. :optimistic:

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I am genuinely ashamed to say when guy in the clip.....probably kingpin given the bald... said "Enjoy Prison" I made the most embarrassing fucking jar jar binks gurgle giggle noise before I could stop myself.

I have said this many times before but I will repeat it once again, Fat has utterly fucking destroyed my sense of humour. Every fucking time I see a photo of someone pointing at their fucking head or hear/read someone saying shit like "No child" or "enjoy prison" or even just babbling about stalkers I have to restrain myself from randomly giggling like a fucking tard.
 
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What does he think is happening? Elon Musk sitting in his lair like Dr. Claw and deciding when to throttle the Pig? Or could it possibly be that his political seething doesn't have the cachet it did in 2016?

At some point he bragged about getting 100+ followers daily on Threads... yeah, that didn't last. He's been stuck at around 6,000 for weeks if not months. Is Zuck throttling him too?

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Apparently. Rick voted early, but gained no new followers for this monumental achievement.

(also lol: this is one time when "my wife and I" would be correct, but he goes with "my wife or myself". Myself will not change my mind. Hurr)
 
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Judge Holden said:
I am genuinely ashamed to say when guy in the clip.....probably kingpin given the bald... said "Enjoy Prison" I made the most embarrassing fucking jar jar binks gurgle giggle noise before I could stop myself.

I have said this many times before but I will repeat it once again, Fat has utterly fucking destroyed my sense of humour. Every fucking time I see a photo of someone pointing at their fucking head or hear/read someone saying shit like "No child" or "enjoy prison" or even just babbling about stalkers I have to restrain myself from randomly giggling like a fucking tard.
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Absolutely. It is absurd how Patposting melts your brain after a while.

As you said, your sense of humor and lexicon just gets thrown out of the window, so even if you somehow manage to retain your composure and don't giggle when you read the word "enjoy", your brain automatically completes it with "prison". It becomes impossible to avoid it.

I don’t know about you guys, but when that happens I almost feel like somehow Pat's insanity has began to affect me, and now I feel dirty and gotta take a shower.
 
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It doesn't cross his mind that he has nothing worth reading and that's why he doesn't get any engagement. That and the fact he doesn't allow replies. Elon isn't "throttling" you whatever the fuck that means, people just don't give a shit about you unless you chimp out and go for a several hour binge no childing "stalkers". Your whole life online now revolves around the guys over on OnA Forums. Without them, you're nothing online now. You have no career, no one wants to read your books. You do a terrible job marketing yourself out there and blame others for it. You act as though having 60k paid followers means something when maybe 30 people will read your xeets at most. That's a whole 0.05% of your followers reading them.

Is bragging about voting early the same as getting pressies on X? Just some childish accomplishment. Congrats, You did something that means nothing in a country where either party can cheat in their face of the government. Get back to me when democracy means something again. Until then, you're just doing something that should be considered a crime. Nothing ever really changes in the four years you have your champion on the throne because after those four years another champion can take the throne and make it so what you tried to do is completely ruined and lives of the people they swore to protect and cherish are fucked over all the while you have the New Nobles laughing at the peasants plight while they steal your money to pay off their mansions and take trips to islands or nations where they can do whatever they want.
 
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The principled argument against voting because it material cooperation with grave moral evil with no proportional value = ❌

The argument against voting because it’s fucking pointless = ⛔️

Don’t vote because it’s how the Jooz keep you goyslopped = 🚫

Voting is gay and retarded because the uniparty is all the same = 🛑

Don’t vote because it’s something Rick does = 🥰🥳👍🏿👌🏿💯✅🆗🆒🔝🟢
 
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femoralcanal said:
Absolutely. It is absurd how Patposting melts your brain after a while.

As you said, your sense of humor and lexicon just gets thrown out of the window, so even if you somehow manage to retain your composure and don't giggle when you read the word "enjoy", your brain automatically completes it with "prison". It becomes impossible to avoid it.

I don’t know about you guys, but when that happens I almost feel like somehow Pat's insanity has began to affect me, and now I feel dirty and gotta take a shower.
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Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention the words.....

TITTY....
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.....TWOCHINS?
 
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Dean Pentel said:
While we're waiting on the food to come we're both on our phones.
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Seriously? Me and my wife talk to each other in those moments. We actually enjoy each others company. Not to shit on you and all but you guys need to put the phones down for a bit. Especially in a restaurant where the implicit contract is the other persons attention.
 
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Homofascism said:
Seriously? Me and my wife talk to each other in those moments. We actually enjoy each others company. Not to shit on you and all but you guys need to put the phones down for a bit. Especially in a restaurant where the implicit contract is the other persons attention.
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I have my cell for emergencies or when we need something while shes out or I need to get a lift from the doctors or from the hospital. Its the only time I look at it. My wife will be on her phone if work decides to call her which is rare because if they do she's on the clock and have to pay her, or if it's an emergency. I don't get people who need to stare at them for 12+ hours a day.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
HE DIDN'T DENY THAT HIS WIFE FUCKS CLOWNS! My fucking sides, man.
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No, you failed to read correctly and "even now he plays a game with peril and wins a throw. Hours of my precious time he has wasted already." (to quote a better author).

HE IS CLEARLY SAYING THAT HIS WIFE FUCKING CLOWNS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY OVER.

Nikki clown-fucking is ending lives as we speak!
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Rick’s clown saved him from ever having to do anything sexual with Nikki! That’s real friendship! Not many would take that hit for a friend. No wonder Rick won’t say anything against 🤡 s.
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No...no no you dont understand.....

Fatrick's father is the lesbian clown.

He is getting cucked by his own father who has disguised his wrinkly ass as a girl clown to get into noted dyke Nikkki's sulphur smelling panties


 
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