US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[DoomsdayElite]

If someone tried lecturing me, I'd just say it's because Trump has a dick and the world needs a dick right now

Because dicks fuck assholes, and Kamabla is a serious asshole.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Oh. Kamala Harris’ musical guest tomorrow is Usher. That’s underwhelming.

 

[AllieKat]

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Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights, a Nobel prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you, one and one makes three
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm assuming whatever "values" you have when voting are of self preservation. I've never heard of "values" while voting. As if politics is a moral virtue to proceed.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Obama trying to struggle session black men to vote for kamala is a smart way to torpedo the democratic plantation.

 

[FMW13]

No. Maybe find something involving Old Hollywood instead of women beaters or whatever race fetish you have.

Alright how about vote Trump or you’re a cock sucking faggot that gets railed by his tranny wife. That better asshole?

 

[King Metalia]

Oh. Kamala Harris’ musical guest tomorrow is Usher. That’s underwhelming.

Please tell me Kamala Harris isn't going to break into song in her next public appearances?

 

[The Last Stand]

Alright how about vote Trump or you’re a cock sucking faggot that gets railed by his tranny wife. That better asshole?

Enough about yourself, that's not a good campaign pitch.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Please tell me Kamala Harris isn't going to break into song in her next public appearances?

If this election gives us anything, I hope it's an ai of Kamala's shrill voice trying to hit high notes in various R&B songs.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Kamala and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE!
See, normally if you go one-on-one with another politician you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beat me!
And then you add JD Vance to the mix?! Your chances of winning drastic go down. See, the three-way at the polls, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I—I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Tampon Tim KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try!
So Kamala, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 chan—percents... I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning in November!
Señor Kamala, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the booth!

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Because dicks fuck assholes, and Kamabla is a serious asshole.

Dicks fuck pussies too.

Case in point:

 

[FMW13]

Enough about yourself, that's not a good campaign pitch.

You’re not bright are ya? Vote Trump for the Lulz

 

[LaxerBRO]

Is this the Joy™ I've been hearing so much about?

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Never Again

Nice job co-opting the anti Holocaust slogan for President Mean Tweets.

 

[The Last Stand]

You’re not bright are ya? Vote Trump for the Luz.

No, I'm translucent. One more attempt for a pitch, buddy.

 

[CraicRock28]

I thought for the longest time I was the only one on the Trump bandwagon for the meltdowns. It pleases me to see I was mistaken.

Also watching someone claim a democrat has brought the country together is so hilarious and irritating.

You’re not alone… I’m blackpilled on US politics but I don’t bother dooming in this thread because there’s nothing to be gained/I’m not a glowie. Ultimately I will vote for him bc watching libs lose their shit > sperging about how how much of shabbos goy the orange man is.

 

[Cemetery Support]

No, I'm translucent. One more attempt for a pitch, buddy.

The other choice is worse.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Please tell me Kamala Harris isn't going to break into song in her next public appearances?

No she is saving that for the Get Out the Vote concert the weekend before the election with surprise musical guest!

Not really up to date on pop music so all the possibilities being suggested are people I don’t know.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Dicks fuck pussies too.

Case in point:
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I cannot wait for Willard to plotz. I hate him so fucking much. Goddamn carpetbagging heathen.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

One of biden harris sycophants leading @whitedudesforharris assures that his wife's lover is voting for kamala
A man that buys a nintendo switch for his lovers's husband wouldnt lie!
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Those has to be parody accounts, right?

 

[FMW13]

No, I'm translucent. One more attempt for a pitch, buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.