DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RougeRed]

DSP scams his retarded fanbase, just look a few days back, kat takes her part of the spoils. She also chose this life. You should have no sympathy towards her.

It is possible to know she chose this, but still feel bad for her. I doubt she really knew it was going to be like this.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

KC says Phil plans to say nigger if they get 1k subs tonight (Reasonable for KC). Hope this happens, cause this will not only blow up in his face, but take the whole snortfort and the two surrounding condos down with him.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Phil is describing himself as the underdog in 2010 after losing his office jahb and now he's talking about the pendulum swinging.
You really don't miss anything if you take a couple weeks off of following phil.

 

[Smokeski]

I'll wait for some clips. Used to find the fat dyke entertaining, but phil sucks and unless they get him to say nigger there is nothing worth watching tonight. I'd rather watch "her prostate"

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

KC says Phil plans to say nigger if they get 1k subs tonight (Reasonable for KC). Hope this happens, cause this will not only blow up in his face, but take the whole snortfort and the two surrounding condos down with him.

Phil will never say it. They're baiting for subs, they'll get the 1k from a dent and it's gonna be some dumbass word that isn't nigger.

 

[johnkimble123]

he thought he started a redemption arc when that fallout vid got 20k views. it doesn't take much

Something like over 30k the first 24 hours, 5k over the last 5 months

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

What an odd looking human DSP is. In every angle.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

As per usual, Phail can't zip/button his top. The ridiculous glasses just add the perfect touch of tard to his ensemble.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

So Phil made them skip #7 on the countdown? Here it is. Wonder why that is. Such a massive pussy he can't do anything right he hyped them watching this video for so long and outright skips one lmao

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I only caught about 5 minutes of his stream today as I was operating a household, but Phil was making a big deal about having to stop his stream because Kat came home and he had to get Jasper out of the office. She could have picked up some fast food on the way home from the stables.

You see, Khat has to come straight home after work, dood. She can't run errands when Phil is streaming, dood! He works 6 days a week and only has one day to spend with soulmaid.

So, lore behind that. Some dent asked Dave since Khat works at Fred Meyers, why can't she grocery shop before coming home? Phil went on a tirade about how that Khat is tired and doesn't wanna be at work any longer than she "needs to be." Not realizing that people that work in grocery stores actually "pick up a few times" after their shift is over and head home.

Which shows that Phil is THAT paranoid, to where if Khat ventures out even just five minutes from the schedule, he starts FREAKING out.

 

[BlastMonk]

"The bottom chicken patty hurt my gums"

I read that while having a tab open for the KingCobra thread and got confused for a second which thread I was in. Maybe thats he bitched about his chicken having bones in them that one time, his teeth are very unhealthy and degraded and can't deal with any real resistance

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I read that while having a tab open for the KingCobra thread and got confused for a second which thread I was in. Maybe thats he he bitched about his chicken having bones in them that one time, his teeth are very unhealthy and degraded and can't deal with any real resistance

his teeth are perfectly healthy, probably the healthiest they have ever been in his entire life. definitely healthier than yours. the detractors are spreading this dumb fucking meme about him having bad teeth when he obviously doesn't. that was just a shitty burger that made his teeth hurt. that McDonalds needs to be shut down permanently. No you can't see them, he can't get close enough to the camera to show them and he can't move the camera either. Enjoy your permanent ban.

 

[BlastMonk]

probably the healthiest they have ever been in his entire life.

Can we get the clip of him saying the burger patty hurt his teeth so we have hard evidence when he says exactly this sometime in the future. The little glimpse of his teeth we've seen have looked totally fucked

 

[fukuyama]

So Tardsky admitted to screening the video and was afraid of playing the raw content (even though TBS did it on YouTube multiple times without issue). KC does some bullshit about wokeness and then is afraid of Kick TOS that they also say isn't broken by racism?

They also censored the HELLO JEWS video by not playing the last bits about ovens, big noses, etc.

If anything, KC is no longer milking DSP and is legitimately gout guarding him.

 

[johnkimble123]

So Tardsky admitted to screening the video and was afraid of playing the raw content (even though TBS did it on YouTube multiple times without issue). KC does some bullshit about wokeness and then is afraid of Kick TOS that they also say isn't broken by racism?

They also censored the HELLO JEWS video by not playing the last bits about ovens, big noses, etc.

If anything, KC is no longer milking DSP and is legitimately gout guarding him.

And the KC cucks on here will still defend this somehow... watching them twist themselves into a pretzel to try to defend them will be hilarious

 

[draculapenis]

KC pretending to be hyped up when Phil forces his shitty unfunny 'last chip' meme feels like when you're in high school and they put the crippingly autistic kid in your group for the project

DSP is truly at the bottom rung of the lolcow hierarchy when even KC has to treat him like they've invited him as a charity move. I have no idea who could be watching this shit unironically, these people are so BORING

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is truly the Human Centipede of Retardation. How in the fuck can anyone find this funny?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Is Khet not allowed to drive, or does she hate him so much that she refuses to fetch his slop?

How many times does this need to be explained? If Phil sent Khet out to do their slop runs all that would happen is that she'd return with a bag full of empty burger wrappers and styrofoam containers.

 

[Grob420]

At this point I'd wager tardski is leagues more annoying than phil literally all this retard does is screech and clap. Like I understand that the coke, underage girls and salt papi fried his brain but Jesus christ.

 

[JamFlowMan]

How many times does this need to be explained? If Phil sent Khet out to do their slop runs all that would happen is that she'd return with a bag full of empty burger wrappers and styrofoam containers.

It legit must take too much effort to go along. Not saying she can't (yet) just that she's so out of shape she slows Phil Burnell down. If that isn't a change your life relization I don't know what is.