🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

He has never been entertainig on his own ever, but especially not now that his brain is completely wrecked from years of substance abuse. His show always dependent heavily on guests bringing the content and people debating each other with Ralph only rarely interjecting and sometimes even falling asleep like during his big Mundane Matt stream. Ralph's only talent was always getting guests on the show and buttering people up in private DMs and pretending he is a big important journalist cause of his blue checkmark account. Well blue checkmarks don't mean shit anymore and he has ruined his public image to the point that everyone avoids him and wants no association with him. The only guests he gets now come on out of pity only. It's over and he will never be able to repair this.

Ralph biggest W was simply being there when the morning kumite crashed and burned

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph biggest W was simply being there when the morning kumite crashed and burned

It might have been when Jarbo got exposed by Zidan and Metokur while Ralph squealed on the Killstream. Ralph made half his show about that for at least two years.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Prediction for the election stream: It's either going to be a typical Borestream or it will be a Pillstream of epic proportions.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph biggest W was simply being there when the morning kumite crashed and burned

I'd call that more of an Andy dub. Ralph only got involved because Tonka was going after Daddy Jim. Ralph's biggest W was probably the Mundane Matt shit. It was truly the peak of his popularity and the first time the Killstream got real acclaim. It was also the last time as soon after, he snubbed a barely known streamer called People's Populist Press by getting him kicked out of his church. Since then, PPP has taken everything from this man, his audience, his income, his dignity, even his friend Andy. The only thing Ashton didn't take was Ralph's wife cause that, despite being a dunk on Ralph, would have been a massive L.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

He is definitively on uppers.

 

[HackerX]

It might have been when Jarbo got exposed by Zidan and Metokur while Ralph squealed on the Killstream. Ralph make half his show about that for at least two years.

The same Ralph who gloats about doing the same shit Matt Mundane did, on a much more frequent basis? The only difference is Metokur forcing Matt to call himself a soy-filled bitch. One may argue calling yourself that is more desirable the alternative Ralph took. i.e. seething in Xitter in a Mexican shack for the rest of his days.

I'd call that more of an Andy dub. Ralph only got involved because Tonka was going after Daddy Jim. Ralph's biggest W was probably the Mundane Matt shit. It was truly the peak of his popularity and the first time the Killstream got real acclaim. It was also the last time as soon after, he snubbed a barely known streamer called People's Populist Press by getting him kicked out of his church. Since then, PPP has taken everything from this man, his audience, his income, his dignity, even his friend Andy. The only thing Ashton didn't take was Ralph's wife cause that, despite being a dunk on Ralph, would have been a massive L.

Ralph is unironically responsible for PPP and the chain of events which led him to Mexico. If he had ignored the man and his pink starfish, PPP would've never had the opportunity to bully Juju and Nick Rekieta during the simpiracy, which branched into the eternal corn harvest.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

There is nothing left for him but suffering

And I am here for it.

Prediction for the election stream: It's either going to be a typical Borestream or it will be a Pillstream of epic proportions.

Those are the only two kinds of streams he does. You should really pick one or other.

 

[Die For Me!]

He is definitively on uppers.

My theory is that his chronic hip pain is getting so bad he has to verbally wail and flail around because he's trapped in a painful (formerly restful btw) sitting position for 8 hours; desperate for a pittance.
Suffah Pig!

 

[Nate Higgers]

my RMR flew off the pistol mid stage

lol
lmao
what

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Prediction for the election stream: It's either going to be a typical Borestream or it will be a Pillstream of epic proportions.

Power outage due to non payment Technical issues will require him to reschedule.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

His life would be more exciting if he moved to Russia.

More like beaten to death this time. Russian gopniks have even less tolerance to sexpats then Portuguese

We would be so owned. He'd be on the winning side and untouchable. We would be even more owned if he signed all the documents he can't read because they're in Russian.
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He would be denied over health conditions. And he can't join VSU, because they just make salo from piggy

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Pussy ass mfer" oinks the pig that has half of Twitter blocked.

The piggy with quadruple titties that's afraid to spell out words like "nigger", "faggot", and cannot say the names of Amanda Lynn Morris, Alexander Bruce Vickers, Adrienne Blaire, Faith Chole Vickers and Roxanna Morris is here to call people pussies for not caring about X.
Retard pathetic pig, niggerfaggotkike piggy even.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The piggy with quadruple titties that's afraid to spell out words like "nigger", "faggot", and cannot say the names of Amanda Lynn Morris, Alexander Bruce Vickers, Adrienne Blaire, Faith Chole Vickers and Roxanna Morris is here to call people pussies for not caring about X.
Retard pathetic pig, niggerfaggotkike piggy even.

Only reliable income source he has is the minimal amount of Elonbucks he receives. He’s too scared to lose that.

 

[HackerX]

Only reliable income source he has is the minimal amount of Elonbucks he receives. He’s too scared to lose that.

I don't even think it's that. His xitter account is the last remnant of prior success. Yeah, he may only receive a handful of likes and rexeets, but his follower count means he was somebody once (at least in his mind). That, and it's only form of outreach to an audience outside of the few remaining paypigs.

While it's obvious to everyone that his fanbase will continue to decline, his xitter is the only thing that gives him hope that he'll attract new viewers. Though I'm not sure there's an audience that'll enjoy piggy scrolling through KF with dead air and CNN clips, he can always hope!

 

[BigPeanut]

We know how much Ralph hates women and how much he hates jews/“zionists”. Has Ralph made any kind of comment yet about the new female Jewish President of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum?

I don’t think he even really hates Jewish people or Zionists, he’s just on the new internet right winger grift where they worship aids infested drunk Russians and brown third worlders for being so based and trad and against Israel.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t think he even really hates Jewish people or Zionists, he’s just on the new internet right winger grift where they worship aids infested drunk Russians and brown third worlders for being so based and trad and against Israel.

Ralph just hates Israel because those government dollars should be given to his fat wigger ass

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph just hates Israel because those government dollars should be given to his fat wigger ass

The Gunt is a waste of human resources.

 

[Obscura539]

I don't even think it's that. His xitter account is the last remnant of prior success. Yeah, he may only receive a handful of likes and rexeets, but his follower count means he was somebody once (at least in his mind). That, and it's only form of outreach to an audience outside of the few remaining paypigs.

I agree with your post. I’ll also add my belief that Ralph needs the Twitter account to function. He probably books most of his guests through it. At first glance it’s an old account with nearly 100K followers. Without I seriously doubt anyone not an a-log would interact with him.

It’s a sad, pathetic hell. He must have to spend hours a day on Twitter just to survive. I liked him more when he was making more money.

Now Harry’s portfolio probably makes more money than Ethan on monthly basis.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Piggertits bullying a random fat Canadian in late 2018 brought the end of his career some years later.

Regardless of your opinion on Ashton, he won in the end. He’s richer, fatter, and more successful than the rapidly aging Guntertits. Piggy’s liver is already starting to fail on him, and he remains alone in Mexico, seeking to downgrade to Tijuana because he can’t afford anything.

Remember when piggy feasted and Ashton was poor? My have the times have changed.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

. Now Harry’s portfolio probably makes more money than Ethan on monthly basis.

Ok but the football team Harry likes lost a few weeks ago and the team Ralph decided to like once they got really good did not. So Ralph still wins.