Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Don’t we have the exact specs and probably the VIN of Sally? It should be possible to find it on the auto trader sites right now.

Can’t be that much for a mustang shitbox. I bet a new minivan costs more.

I don't remember if the Carfax report was ever found. But we learned a lot from his Kempesh account on which, even 14 years ago, he was a cunt. These threads are good.



Edit: TEE HEE.
Nevermind. Of course the Pests found it. And no, Rick was not happy about it.

 
The Rustang is a future classic.

How much longer will we be waiting for this to happen? I guess it'll happen while we're imprisoned. Just one of the many things to pass us by while we get institutionalized and turn into Brooks from Shawshank Redemption.

We'll have the same litany of complaints. I saw a Mustang once, when I was a kid. Now, they're classics.
 
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Was it for $83,736.99, Rick? No?

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The Rustang is a future classic. Enjoy prison.

(lol'd at "YOU can't afford it, stalker!")

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"Computer Magnify..."

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"Enhance...."

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Since we're on the topic of Artificially Obese Ignorance, today Brotherman HalfHouseFatty asked ChatGTP to roast Tubby:
Number of times Fatty has ordered someone to "enjoy prison": OVER SIX MILLION
Number of peole who have actually enjoyed prison: ZERO
Number of Pat's friends who have enjoyed prison for child molestation: At least one.
 
I don't remember if the Carfax report was ever found. But we learned a lot from his Kempesh account on which, even 14 years ago, he was a cunt. These threads are good.



Edit: TEE HEE.
Nevermind. Of course the Pests found it. And no, Rick was not happy about it.

Wait until they find the airtag
 
Ahahaha he bought it used what a faggot.

Can’t even midlife crisis properly.

$15k right now and probably better.


And yes a new minivan is 2x to 4x as much lol
To be fair, that's a GT, not the super exclusive high end Bullitt edition.

I found one of those for sale on Hemmings.


Unlike Rick's, which has six digits on the odometer and has spent its entire life exposed to the elements in the slums of Milwaukee, this one is a garage queen with only 5000 original miles. Current offer? $26,000 🤣

That's right, a Bullitt in show room condition is worth slightly less than a five year old Suburu Outback. Rick would be lucky to get $10k for his.
 
Pat is too flyover state to know who Al Smith was (that HS gpa) or that there's a dinner named after him in NYC.
Nah, it's much simpler. Biden was going to wipe the walls with Trump, and Kamala has always been much better than Biden (and Rick has always supported her), so she's 50 points ahead. No need to do anything but wait for the win.
 
That's right, a Bullitt in show room condition is worth slightly less than a five year old Suburu Outback. Rick would be lucky to get $10k for his.
One of the funnier lolcow traits is when they boast about things that are actually pretty pathetic to anyone who knows anything about the subject they're boasting about.
 
That's right, a Bullitt in show room condition is worth slightly less than a five year old Suburu Outback. Rick would be lucky to get $10k for his.
He's hoping to see his green turd bullit rolled out onto Barrett Jackson auction and go for $150k or more as a "future classic". A few problems there

-its been rode to shit and the suspension is probably fucked (I wonder why 🤔)
-restoring it to as beautiful as it could be would be costly and pointless
-his "future classic" statement.

I don't know cars that well to say what will or won't be in demand but I've seen Barrett Jackson on enough occasions that it's either modern high end sports car Italian shit or classics usually from the 50s and 60s, so over 50 years old. Say it is destined for future classic status: Pat is not rolling out Susan at B-J or any other big car auction 40+ years from now. He'd be dead for at least 20 years by then if not sooner given he's showing no signs of stopping his drinking, seething, and niggeroni consumption.
 
One of the funnier lolcow traits is when they boast about things that are actually pretty pathetic to anyone who knows anything about the subject they're boasting about.
I assume that everyone knew at least one kid growing up who constantly bragged about things that were obviously bullshit. How much of a badass his dad was, how fast their car was, how he had a super hot girlfriend that no one ever met because she lived out of state. Rick is that kid, but he never grew out of it.
 
That's right, a Bullitt in show room condition is worth slightly less than a five year old Suburu Outback.
Outbacks are pretty great, though. They handle all kinds of terrain. You can put a dog hammock in the back and your skis on the luggage rack. Also, women like my mom who miss true station wagons see the Outback as a close enough replacement. They're versatile and unlike Patrick, ladies can't get enough of them.

A recent Mustang OTOH isn't practical but it also isn't a high-end sportscar you can really brag about. It's just kind of...there.
 
To be fair, that's a GT, not the super exclusive high end Bullitt edition.

I found one of those for sale on Hemmings.


Unlike Rick's, which has six digits on the odometer and has spent its entire life exposed to the elements in the slums of Milwaukee, this one is a garage queen with only 5000 original miles. Current offer? $26,000 🤣

That's right, a Bullitt in show room condition is worth slightly less than a five year old Suburu Outback. Rick would be lucky to get $10k for his.
If your car is cheaper than a workstation it wouldn't be wise to brag about it. My father wants to give me his Hemi he's been working on for decades after he passes away. I know nothing about vehicles but it's rather nice.
 
He's hoping to see his green turd bullit rolled out onto Barrett Jackson auction and go for $150k or more as a "future classic". A few problems there

-its been rode to shit and the suspension is probably fucked (I wonder why 🤔)
-restoring it to as beautiful as it could be would be costly and pointless
-his "future classic" statement.

I don't know cars that well to say what will or won't be in demand but I've seen Barrett Jackson on enough occasions that it's either modern high end sports car Italian shit or classics usually from the 50s and 60s, so over 50 years old. Say it is destined for future classic status: Pat is not rolling out Susan at B-J or any other big car auction 40+ years from now. He'd be dead for at least 20 years by then if not sooner given he's showing no signs of stopping his drinking, seething, and niggeroni consumption.
Very very few cars increase in value. The American cars from before 1970 that are valuable are the ones that are rare because very few people thought that they would be valuable so they didn't take care of them. It pains me to say it, but American cars have mostly been garbage since the 80s. Japan has been making better cars for decades and the American companies have decided to use patriotism as marketing (despite most of their cars being made in Mexico) instead of trying to make their cars better. Plus they make most of their money from pickup trucks, so they don't really care about cars anymore. The only American car from the 80s or 90s that I can think of that's really gone up in value is the Dodge Viper. And the only stuff from 2000 on that has gone up in value are rarer Porsches, Ferarris, and Lamborghinis. The newer Corvettes are really good cars and I can see them potentially being "future classics" especially the ZR1s. And of course the Ford GTs, but those are over a million new and you basically have to be someone famous to even buy one.

The only people who still care about Mustangs are Boomers who remember when they were cool cars, but once all of them die off, I guarantee no one is going to be displaying their 2008 Rustang at a car show.
 
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