Hello, I just wanted to point out how little pussy you get.

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Not Xavier Ravenblood

Not Xavier Ravenblood

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Do you have a wife? Great for you. Leave this thread.

This post is about KHHV and people who can't get pussy. Congrats if you aren't one of them, however there's a shitload of them on this site. Null himself is probably a KHHV.
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Have you considered going out and talking to women you fucking pussies? I will update this thread as applicable however some of you faggots that I see in chyat make me worry about you.

Do not die fat and alone:
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Let me put it simply in a sentence that you can read:

I have game, you don't. I'm not even a 10/10 man, I'm like a 8/10, but I have a body sculpted by a god. I have a wit mastered because of kiwifarms and internets.

I can light up that cutie at the corner store that you stare at with, "Hey, you buy those too?" and then her play in a few hours after a few drinks and dinner. If you listen to MATI you can probably do this too, Jersh has a lot of immediate-wit. He's an intelligent guy, so are you probably. Talk about something you're passionate about. Hate the trannies? Talk about how much you hate something and channel that tranny hate.
 
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Do you frequent places outside your house, possibly your work, or your favorite restaurant? You ever fantasize about that girl?
Bro go for it. Shoot your shot. If she turns you down: fucking turn her down next year. Get big, swoll, hit the gym, the lawyer, fuck you.

If she rejects you, don't even pretend you wouldn't, give her the eyes. Bro, men have been doing this for a million years.
 
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Have you considered devoting yourself to love? Do you listen to love music? Do you want to be a poon expert? (there are pussylicking training videos, disregard them though your girl will know better). This is an actual viable option for most men who aren't attractive by normal standards.

Prior to doing that consider yourself a poon-newb and consider your options.

If you listen to love music check this out: https://looptube.io/?videoId=fGksDvKZ9ek
 
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Do you even lift? I really don't, but I can still bench about 2 pl8s and curl 1pl8. Women love men with big upper bodies and your body is FUCKING READY for you to AUGH YEAH it into big. In literally 6 months you can AUGH YEAH yourself into being gigantic. Why haven't you gotten a few dumbells yet? They're like $20 on amazon each. You need MORE RESOURCES to become BIG which women brains melt for. Getting big doesn't take a long time, it takes more CALORIES AND SHEIT.

Start lifting.
 
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Awesome posts. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
 
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Awesome posts. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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I too can right click and hit inspect on that "screenshot". Now post the one where I posted that I'm white and gigantic.

Hell yeah bro. I'm doing 5x5 max deadlifts today. I think my body is going to die for like 3 days. I may not be able to walk. I'm about to hit the gym in 10 minutes, wanna come?

@candlejack what's your recovery elixir? For me it's rice, beans, and milk. >inb4 poo in the loo
High fiber is the GOAT when it comes to lifting. Shitting more often = more gains. I kid you not.
 
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When you run into relationships bros, the worst problem is heartbreak. My heart it broke right now.


I miss her and she was beautiful and her tits were perfect bros, how do I even
 
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"She was the perfect person for me". Now she's with Steve. Now you're dating Sussy or Stacy. Fag. I should've known.

Why bother? He's taller than you and has better hair.

FUCK.

HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pickup Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mother's pussy, and I have over 300 confirmed female orgasms. I am trained in mating presses and I'm the top sniper(cum) in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another NTR target. I will cuck you the fuck out with charisma the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your bloodline is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck your sister in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rough sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Bad Dragon and I will use it to its full extent to blow your aunt's hot ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking bred, kiddo.
 
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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