DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Benchod]

So Phil made them skip #7 on the countdown? Here it is. Wonder why that is. Such a massive pussy he can't do anything right he hyped them watching this video for so long and outright skips one lmao
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Woah, even John said nigger in this one.

 

[PieceofShet]

And DSP outlives another one!

How is he doing it? Whats his secret?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

And DSP outlives another one!

How is he doing it? Whats his secret?

Simple, utter lack of shame

 

[myone]

Simple, utter lack of shame

That's really it. Anyone less of a narc and capable of feeling some shame would've figured early on 'nah, I don't think I'm cut out for this stuff. People are making fun of me for being outstandingly terrible, lets focus on something else'. Not Phll though.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

And DSP outlives another one!

How is he doing it? Whats his secret?

He is like a country that is completely defeated and controlled by a foreign power, but the government (let's say, a king), which is now in exile, still does not admit defeat despite nobody is fighting for them anymore.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Imagine getting buck broken by Phil, Jesus Christ Dicky.

 

[Balr0g]

He is like a country that is completely defeated and controlled by a foreign power, but the government (let's say, a king), which is now in exile, still does not admit defeat despite nobody is fighting for them anymore.

And said king is still getting hix taxes paid to him despite not providing anything of value

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I think at this point it's beyond the "idiot kid brother tagging along with older, cooler siblings" and morphed into the "let's make Johnny eat bugs to prove how cool he is to hang with us".

 

[Digger10]

And DSP outlives another one!

How is he doing it? Whats his secret?

Who?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

And said king is still getting hix taxes paid to him despite not providing anything of value

Charles De Gaulle

 

[nearbycoral]

KC says Phil plans to say nigger if they get 1k subs tonight (Reasonable for KC). Hope this happens, cause this will not only blow up in his face, but take the whole snortfort and the two surrounding condos down with him.

The clip I saw has them say that Phil will say the hard R. Sounds like a scam making people think he will say "the N word" but he'll actually say retard. It's in line with what Phil would do.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If anything, KC is no longer milking DSP and is legitimately gout guarding him.

Now hold on, a fat tranny and a drug addled glory hole schedule filler lied about something? No way!

Turns out the tourists are paypig weens for the lolcows all along huh? Typical.

 

[dent_whisperer]

DSP scams his retarded fanbase, just look a few days back, kat takes her part of the spoils. She also chose this life. You should have no sympathy towards her.

Is really a choice when her options be a homeless prostitute with her crackhead sister, be in a relationship with a dude that beats her or live with Phil?

 

[Kier Starmer]

I used to actually like KC but the last 6 or so months their content has nosedived, they are like the Surfshack tito podcast but shitter as they have tried to copy their style of covering select cows. The problem is they lack chemistry and they are too unintelligent or gutsy to turn their show into a MATI format. I still don't get why Phil is on their show as it makes it even worse, you have Warski and Phil talking and clapping for long periods. PPP used to be way sharper too.

As for the pre-streams, I was listening in on the way to the shops last night and I realized something, they are now 2 segments;
Part 1 - The timeshare This is when he begs and schedules and does the financials, you want to leave but you can't.
Part 2 - The Siamese Fighting Phil

The "drama" segment where Phil effectively argues with himself.
The past 2 months have been this formula and it is so tiring now. I have noticed especially during this month it is very hard to extract any nuggets from him at all. Even worse there are only 2 restreamers atm because he is that dogshit.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Is really a choice when her options be a homeless prostitute with her crackhead sister, be in a relationship with a dude that beats her or live with Phil?

TBF there was 0 evidence subaru man beat her and proof that he was a complete pussy willing to get back together after she cheated on him multiple times.

Pre getting fat by eating doordash 3x a day kat could've found guys to get into the same situation she is with DSP but I guess she thought DSP was the best option but we all know how that turned out at least health wise and that is a disaster.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He is like a country that is completely defeated and controlled by a foreign power, but the government (let's say, a king), which is now in exile, still does not admit defeat despite nobody is fighting for them anymore.

Him showing of his "enhanced" streaming setup kindof reminds me of North Korea proudly parading it's fleet of T-55s and Mig 19s around as if they actually compare to their rivals.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Oh joy, another season of Phil hard locked into smug asshole mode, gloating about how he 'felted' RTU. It's getting really tiresome. This arc is dragging, I haven't been this disinterested in Phil in a long time.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Oh joy, another season of Phil hard locked into smug asshole mode, gloating about how he 'felted' RTU. It's getting really tiresome. This arc is dragging, I haven't been this disinterested in Phil in a long time.

I still don’t know what “felting” or “self felt” means but it sounds astronomically retarded coming out of Phil’s mouth. And anytime he learns a new word (ey-lahg) he just beats it to death.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

I still don’t know what “felting” or “self felt” means but it sounds astronomically retarded coming out of Phil’s mouth. And anytime he learns a new word (ey-lahg) he just beats it to death.

To my understanding it's a poker term, meaning when the other person wins, you are left with no chips and staring at the table felt. Phil stole it from KC, just like he stole the aggressive begging, Warski's "woah woah woah", Warski has the expensive Xbox controller so Phil needs one too, PPP's baby clapping, the hideous LED background screen, pausing a video every two seconds to "dunk on" the subject, I could go on

 

[johnkimble123]

Smug Phil is boring and unwatchable, and it's not because "detractors are seething that he's making money", it's because he's an insufferable prick when he's broke and about 10x worse when he's not. Also he's turned the begging into a fucking commercial break every 5 minutes. Like it used to have some humor to it that he'd do it between segments to try to hide it, but now it's front & center.

The funniest thing through all this is he still can't actually play games he allegedly wants to play, he has no metrics or stats to say what people watch/support and don't (other than drama), and throughout all this, Phil the person is the same. It only took a few weeks to blow through 2 months of support that we're getting "liquidity" talks again.

The only thing that's certain is he will crash down. When, who knows, but he's nearly 100% out of ideas.