Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Too bad there won't be any port-a-potties at the protest site. Apparently if you have an urge to take a whizz, you have to use a bottle and turn it in at a nearby booth. From there, the piss bottles will be collected by a drone, and they will be transported to an undisclosed location at a later date:

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I hope Chance gets reintroduced to Marty's fist but I don't think he's actually going to be there.

Does anybody know for sure if there's a gun at the Wilkins' house? Hypothetically if this does happen and people actually show up, what are the chances of Cyraxx being retarded enough to try and steal it to shoot someone?
 
Ugh, Marty’s streams have fallen into a pattern of starting off hot with the goblin raging on panel immediately, for like five minutes until Sally cuts the internet down, and then the rest of the stream is painfully boring, just Stratego games or Marty playing around with less entertaining retards like Tony or Anacondasin.

*edit: jfc Anna’s going to seriously hurt herself trying to open that jar.
 
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I hope Chance gets reintroduced to Marty's fist but I don't think he's actually going to be there.

Does anybody know for sure if there's a gun at the Wilkins' house? Hypothetically if this does happen and people actually show up, what are the chances of Cyraxx being retarded enough to try and steal it to shoot someone?
Cowards and nut cases are the only ones that will grab a firearm and shoot at groups of unarmed people. Chance is a very cowardly person and a huge nut case with no anger management skills/abilities whatsoever. I could see Raxx doing it if Ed and Sally weren’t paying attention and he knew where a firearm is stashed. He’d think the “castle law”, as he calls it, will cover him legally.
 
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Does anybody know for sure if there's a gun at the Wilkins' house? Hypothetically if this does happen and people actually show up, what are the chances of Cyraxx being retarded enough to try and steal it to shoot someone?
I remember a stream where he was on cam point some kind of rifle, but I think that was confirmed to be an air-rifle. He might hurt someone with that.

I wouldn't be entirely shocked if some retarded ween decided to give Chance the money for some shitty gun, like a hi-point he could conceal from Sally and Ed.
 
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I remember a stream where he was on cam point some kind of rifle, but I think that was confirmed to be an air-rifle. He might hurt someone with that.

I wouldn't be entirely shocked if some retarded ween decided to give Chance the money for some shitty gun, like a hi-point he could conceal from Sally and Ed.
Nah that was a legit rifle, .22lr. The rifle was Gordon’s (the man married to Sally when she adopted Chance). Raxx claimed it was a custom made sniper rifle lmao. If you know anything about guns you’d know .22lr is really only good up to 400-500 meters with a good and experienced shooter, good rifle and barrel, good ammo and a perfectly zeroed scope. The average person with little to no shooting experience could probably only be able to hit their target somewhere near 100-200 meters max. That’s no where near sniper range.

Edit: I don’t think Chance has an ID, if that’s the case he would’ t be able to buy a gun at a gun store, he’d have to buy it off someone in a personal transaction. Anyone with common sense wouldn’t sell that guy a gun, whether they know his history or not because he’s a blithering retard and he’d probably mention how he intends to use it on Marty and the trolls while trying to buy it.
 
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You can definitely fire off a bunch of 22lr rounds quick but Chance isn't strong/smart enough to load or cock a rifle/pistol.
 
Edit: I don’t think Chance has an ID, if that’s the case he would’ t be able to buy a gun at a gun store, he’d have to buy it off someone in a personal transaction. Anyone with common sense wouldn’t sell that guy a gun, whether they know his history or not because he’s a blithering retard and he’d probably mention how he intends to use it on Marty and the trolls while trying to buy it.
I'd love to see Chance at a gun store.

"Hello sir, I literally need a gun to protect myself from vullies. I got.. two dollars and thirty cents. What can I get with that?"
 
I hope Chance gets reintroduced to Marty's fist but I don't think he's actually going to be there.

Does anybody know for sure if there's a gun at the Wilkins' house? Hypothetically if this does happen and people actually show up, what are the chances of Cyraxx being retarded enough to try and steal it to shoot someone?
Considering how unhinged he became and how confident he is believing that the cops wont do shit its very possible he would take shots at people on the sidewalk.

+his delusional take on the castle law
+getting away with the AOM assault
 
I'm not optimistic. I believe that which makes Raxx easy to troll, also makes him immune to its consequences: HE NEVER LEARNS.

He'll be devastated for a day or two before the hamster wheel beneath his skullet creaks forward a bit, and suddenly he's going to be distracted by his usual activities. Back to metal karaoke, e-racing.. whatever the hell else he does to waste time in his little hovel. And maybe in just a few months from now, he'll fall for the same troll op for... the fourth time? Tange, Strawberry Sunshine and Taylor all have overlapping elements in their design, and I'm betting the next girl will be a familiar composite.

I was about to suggest it'd be fun if Marty threw a curveball and actually found some rare woman willing to give Raxx a chance and then viciously gaslight him into believing that it's actually a troll op, but that would require Chance having learned something from the past ops.
I'll admit, I was wrong, and I'm surprised he didn't have a Tange not arriving meltdown. At least he can still surprise me, which makes this ride all that more enjoyable.

I think AnacondaSin actually wanted to be with him because she's a degen freak as well, but Cyraxx is either probably so paranoid that his post nut clarity made him worry that she was a troll, or he's just that much of a piece of shit who only views women as something to fuck once and be done with.
 
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I will be disappointed if this little 339 Halloween bash turns out to be a bust with no one showing up. At least the drugs part sounds promising. Maybe AOM is bringing shrooms over. :story:
 
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Trolling someone by setting up a Halloween party at their home is certainly a new one.

Lol. I kinda hope this is successful. The lulz that could come from this would be legendary.
 
I think AnacondaSin actually wanted to be with him because she's a degen freak as well, but Cyraxx is either probably so paranoid that his post nut clarity made him worry that she was a troll, or he's just that much of a piece of shit who only views women as something to fuck once and be done with.
Anna revealed that he was cheating on the other e-girls, and that's bad. She also knew a lot, too. Like, she was asking Marty about Blind Billy, and the stylus incidents, and he probably couldn't handle that.

He'll stay with girls for awhile, he just eventually has a schizo break, or regular meltdown on them.
 
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It will be like last year. People were hoping unsuspecting trick r treaters would be sniped by Ed’s brick. But nothing happened and we got smugrax for a week.
The good thing is that Rax has a gold fish memory and we’re getting geniune reactions
 
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Akron profiting off Ohio’s own goblin would be a smart play having an annual festival where everyone could point and laugh at the guy would do wonders for the city’s coffers
 
Nah that was a legit rifle, .22lr. The rifle was Gordon’s (the man married to Sally when she adopted Chance). Raxx claimed it was a custom made sniper rifle lmao. If you know anything about guns you’d know .22lr is really only good up to 400-500 meters with a good and experienced shooter, good rifle and barrel, good ammo and a perfectly zeroed scope. The average person with little to no shooting experience could probably only be able to hit their target somewhere near 100-200 meters max. That’s no where near sniper range.
The conditions needed to get an accurate shot with 22LR rimfire at even 300 ft make the gun insufficient for long range engagement with humans who have somewhat unpredictable movement patterns. It’s not an impossible shot but it’s not worth making the shot if you can use .223, at the very least.

Presuming you do hit someone though, the likelihood of death shouldn’t be underestimated. In some ways I’d say it’s significantly more dangerous to be hit with a 22LR, larger calibres have entry and exit wounds, clean through one side and to the other. Those can obviously still be fatal without medical attention in a short period of time but the chances of a simple flesh wound are possible. It happens a lot. With a 22LR, they don’t have enough penetration to exit out the other side (like with the chest wall, for example) but they do have enough kinetic energy to ricochet. They have unpredictable wound paths if/when they hit bone. A chest shot can ricochet into the lungs, the spine, your liver, your kidneys, sometimes two of those in succession easily.

This is, of course, presuming that little nigger boy can hit you from elevation a standard 30ft from house to road. Probably not when one eyes aiming at you and the other is aiming at the pizzeria down the street. If you do actually intend on going, you can either feel a little stupid and wear a vest or you can get killed by Chance Wilkins and be a laughingstock forever.
 
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