Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

A tail. He had a fucking TAIL. I can’t fucking believe this.

Actually, I can. In the early days, this would’ve sounded like just another fabricated rage bait intended to entice the goblin to jump on panel, but now in the year 2024, it’s so horrifically plausible, I just know it’s real.

Chance is a literal demon monkey.
 
I think this Taylor situation is going to be the point where Cyraxx finally snaps:
  • Mentally, he's been on edge for most of his life. He's constantly stressed, more so with the constant trolling (look at how much he's aged in just a year or two).
  • Physically, he's likely in immense pain from his tooth, being eaten alive by bedbugs (and maybe mice), and if he has a hernia (based on viewer speculation from Marty's recent stream).
  • Emotionally, he'll be an absolute wreck when Taylor inevitably "ends the engagement" and "takes his 'sons' away from him". (bonus points if she "gets with" WilliamGloryHole on Cyraxx's birthday as one streamer is hoping and predicting)
Experiencing two out of the three at the same time is bad enough, but experiencing all three at once does a number on the body and mind. He has zero coping mechanisms and no healthy support, so if he spirals into a panic attack, he is going to spiral hard.

And I can't wait.
 
I think this Taylor situation is going to be the point where Cyraxx finally snaps:
  • Mentally, he's been on edge for most of his life. He's constantly stressed, more so with the constant trolling (look at how much he's aged in just a year or two).
  • Physically, he's likely in immense pain from his tooth, being eaten alive by bedbugs (and maybe mice), and if he has a hernia (based on viewer speculation from Marty's recent stream).
  • Emotionally, he'll be an absolute wreck when Taylor inevitably "ends the engagement" and "takes his 'sons' away from him". (bonus points if she "gets with" WilliamGloryHole on Cyraxx's birthday as one streamer is hoping and predicting)
Experiencing two out of the three at the same time is bad enough, but experiencing all three at once does a number on the body and mind. He has zero coping mechanisms and no healthy support, so if he spirals into a panic attack, he is going to spiral hard.

And I can't wait.
I think this implies Cyraxx is capable of normal human emotion. Not the façade he emits.
 
I think this Taylor situation is going to be the point where Cyraxx finally snaps:
  • Mentally, he's been on edge for most of his life. He's constantly stressed, more so with the constant trolling (look at how much he's aged in just a year or two).
  • Physically, he's likely in immense pain from his tooth, being eaten alive by bedbugs (and maybe mice), and if he has a hernia (based on viewer speculation from Marty's recent stream).
  • Emotionally, he'll be an absolute wreck when Taylor inevitably "ends the engagement" and "takes his 'sons' away from him". (bonus points if she "gets with" WilliamGloryHole on Cyraxx's birthday as one streamer is hoping and predicting)
I'm not optimistic. I believe that which makes Raxx easy to troll, also makes him immune to its consequences: HE NEVER LEARNS.

He'll be devastated for a day or two before the hamster wheel beneath his skullet creaks forward a bit, and suddenly he's going to be distracted by his usual activities. Back to metal karaoke, e-racing.. whatever the hell else he does to waste time in his little hovel. And maybe in just a few months from now, he'll fall for the same troll op for... the fourth time? Tange, Strawberry Sunshine and Taylor all have overlapping elements in their design, and I'm betting the next girl will be a familiar composite.

I was about to suggest it'd be fun if Marty threw a curveball and actually found some rare woman willing to give Raxx a chance and then viciously gaslight him into believing that it's actually a troll op, but that would require Chance having learned something from the past ops.
 
He'll be devastated for a day or two before the hamster wheel beneath his skullet creaks forward a bit, and suddenly he's going to be distracted by his usual activities. Back to metal karaoke, e-racing.. whatever the hell else he does to waste time in his little hovel.
I wanted to correct this a bit. He'll pretend to be devastated, and when that doesn't get him e-points, he'll forget about it and THEN he will go back to his usual useless day-to-day.
 
Remember the infamous BlueSpike stream? It was the single most cruel, merciless moment in CWC trolling history. Everyone was convinced it would finally break Chris’s psyche…and he recovered in the same week.

I think the same can be said for Cyraxx. His hopes for her to spend her OF check on toys for him, as well as his alarming obsession with her kids, still wasn’t enough to stop him from “cheating” on her, or threatening to break up with her once a day. He’ll absolutely be upset over losing access to her kids, and I could see him maybe trying to start some hashtag to get her boys into his care because, as he’s said before during the end of the Heather saga, “You’re not fit to be a parent! I am!”

But like an unlatched tick, he’ll just resume his search for another host.
 
Remember the infamous BlueSpike stream? It was the single most cruel, merciless moment in CWC trolling history. Everyone was convinced it would finally break Chris’s psyche…and he recovered in the same week.

I think the same can be said for Cyraxx. His hopes for her to spend her OF check on toys for him, as well as his alarming obsession with her kids, still wasn’t enough to stop him from “cheating” on her, or threatening to break up with her once a day. He’ll absolutely be upset over losing access to her kids, and I could see him maybe trying to start some hashtag to get her boys into his care because, as he’s said before during the end of the Heather saga, “You’re not fit to be a parent! I am!”

But like an unlatched tick, he’ll just resume his search for another host.
Nah. If Raxx didn't succumb from the Strawberry freakout, he won't from Taylor.
 
Go A.W.O.L for a week, and end up having to read 30+ pages of this cretins antics. For never leaving the attic he gets up to some heinous things.
For all of Chance’s worst qualities, let it never be said that he isn’t on one fucking grind or another and he never gives up.

He gets caught stealing art and he steals music, he gets caught stealing music and he’s stealing books, he gets caught stealing books and he’s trying to make shitty video games, he fails at that so he goes back to music again. You can mix and match that whole cycle ad nauseum. He’s always got a girlfriend because he’s always trolling for pussy in every demographic, he’s playing a numbers game and he’s ready to take many losses see one win.

There are some men who don’t know when to quit because deep inside them, a relentless passion burns, assuring their success. Then there’s people like Chance Wilkins, who doesn’t know when to quit because he’s so fucking stupid that he doesn’t even understand the concept of what failure is and how crushing it could be. He’s just one step away from greatness and some days, I wish I was that fucking stupid.
 
HE NEVER LEARNS.
This is true of all cows. This is why they're cows.
metal karaoke
he's all radio rock and poser shit. I think real metal would scare the little guy.
And maybe in just a few months from now, he'll fall for the same troll op
He absolutely will. I have no idea if this one has been on video with him or not, but I think after this one he'll need to see them on video to believe them. I don't think he ever saw Tange, just who he thought was Tange. Shout out to Strawberry though, getting on video with the little creep would have to be a million times worse than just hearing him over the phone.
 
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Rewatching old Cyraxx shit from when the he was first revealed to be a pedophile. Can anyone fill me in on this "Carlos Martinez Reb0rn" character is? This fucker was so annoying, coming on Marty's stream with his grating voice, talking about how Chance "has a good heart, he means well" and how he should be left alone because he's like the "slow kid in the back of the class." The way he carried his sentences made him sound like a try hard pseudo-intellectual. Was he a troll? He seems to have disappeared into obscurity immediately after this.

I vaguely remember him attempting to start some kind go group with Cyraxx and another dude who was bragging about having sex with children in a foreign country, but I could be thinking of something else.
 
Can anyone fill me in on this "Carlos Martinez Reb0rn" character is? This fucker was so annoying, coming on Marty's stream with his grating voice, talking about how Chance "has a good heart, he means well" and how he should be left alone because he's like the "slow kid in the back of the class." The way he carried his sentences made him sound like a try hard pseudo-intellectual. Was he a troll? He seems to have disappeared into obscurity immediately after this.
I assume this was before TibbzTV? The description would fit him very well apart from the grating voice.
 
talking about how Chance "has a good heart, he means well" and how he should be left alone because he's like the "slow kid in the back of the class."
The sentiment that being retarded automatically negates the potential danger a person poses annoys me to no fucking end.

Look at the case in Florida about the teacher’s aide that was attacked by a 6’7” student who was severely autistic and had a history of violent behavior. His adoptive mother is blubbering that he’s a sweet boy and that he doesn’t deserve to go to jail, and it’s like, ma’am, your son body slammed & caused permanent damage to an innocent woman’s spine cos his Nintendo switch was taken away.

If anything, being “slow” can make someone even more of a potential danger. Can you imagine the raxx outs if Chance was the same size as that autistic guy? Just another reason to be glad that he’s a puny weakling.
 
If anything, being “slow” can make someone even more of a potential danger. Can you imagine the raxx outs if Chance was the same size as that autistic guy? Just another reason to be glad that he’s a puny weakling.
If Raxx had the physique to back up his threats, he would already be in prison for assault, or maybe six feet under after fatally raxxing out against cops. Considering his nasty attitude I doubt a court would grant retard reduction to his sentence.
 
I assume this was before TibbzTV? The description would fit him very well apart from the grating voice.
Tibbz is recent, that Carlos guy is years
Rewatching old Cyraxx shit from when the he was first revealed to be a pedophile. Can anyone fill me in on this "Carlos Martinez Reb0rn" character is? This fucker was so annoying, coming on Marty's stream with his grating voice, talking about how Chance "has a good heart, he means well" and how he should be left alone because he's like the "slow kid in the back of the class." The way he carried his sentences made him sound like a try hard pseudo-intellectual. Was he a troll? He seems to have disappeared into obscurity immediately after this.

I vaguely remember him attempting to start some kind go group with Cyraxx and another dude who was bragging about having sex with children in a foreign country, but I could be thinking of something else.
He was probably just a nobody. Cyraxx is a sympathy leech, and he probably told the guy he needed friends, and someone to defend him.
 
He was probably just a nobody. Cyraxx is a sympathy leech, and he probably told the guy he needed friends, and someone to defend him.
This dude was on another level. Marty and Kate spend a good 15 minutes giving him a crash course in Raxxology. After hearing about his strangling of grandmothers and raping of blind boys, he chopped it up to “we all know that Chance does dumb shit, but he means well, so I still think he’s a cool guy.” I’d like to say that he was a troll, but there was just something about his vibe that really irked me.
 
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If you're at the point where you're having cyber sex with lolcows to make content you're a lolcow yourself. The video doesn't show anything and you can get him to jack off on stream any time you want to it's not even something new.

It's fucking weird when you start glass tapping with pedo stuff. You come off looking as bad if not worse than the cow you're messing with. What do you gain from any of this? The police won't follow it up, Cyraxx won't change and you're engaging in weird behaviour for the sake of internet clout. What's the point of doing this every few months unless you're getting off on doing it yourself? If you think he's a real pedo get access to his PC and look through the images until you find something suspect or stop encouraging him to engage in pedophilia role play because it just encourages his interest in it until eventually he finds someone who isn't a buddy troll willing to hand it over.
 
If you're at the point where you're having cyber sex with lolcows to make content you're a lolcow yourself. The video doesn't show anything and you can get him to jack off on stream any time you want to it's not even something new.

It's fucking weird when you start glass tapping with pedo stuff. You come off looking as bad if not worse than the cow you're messing with. What do you gain from any of this? The police won't follow it up, Cyraxx won't change and you're engaging in weird behaviour for the sake of internet clout. What's the point of doing this every few months unless you're getting off on doing it yourself? If you think he's a real pedo get access to his PC and look through the images until you find something suspect or stop encouraging him to engage in pedophilia role play because it just encourages his interest in it until eventually he finds someone who isn't a buddy troll willing to hand it over.
You are screaming in to the void here. It is simply about torturing the goblin now. You have to ease in to it or it will just piss you off.
 
Tbf there's no think when he's accidentally admitted to minors that were real minors not even Marty knew about and chance tries to avoid those and only talks about the one time Kate did it.
Edit: let's not forget his history of stalking teen mental help Facebook pages for people to talk to and just sending dick pics out of the starting line.
Or his self admittance to the "fucking technical term Ephebophile in which in legal terms is what I am!"
 
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