Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This is all so fucking cringe and so fucking gay, I didn't think even Pat had it in him. Rick's multiple attempts to go...viral? with the Family Matters one are so embarrassing.
What an unoriginal fat fuck?! We joked about the Family Matters thing in high school 20 years ago and it was gay and cringe then. Every one of Rick's xeets that went viral he stole from some other faggy shit lib. You would think for as much as Rick copies other people's work, he'd manage better than a 1.7 GPA.
 
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Because Carl got to talk to Putin doesn't make him a "Russian asset".

You have to remember Pat is very stupid, so he probably genuinely believes that anyone seeking or getting an interview or conversation with Putin must therefore be a Russian asset. Putin would never dare expose himself to a hard-charging interview with, say, Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow or the ladies of The View. If Tucker Carlson got an interview with Putin, it can only mean that Putin has them in his pocket and owns them body and soul. I wonder how many people Pat thinks are 'Russian agents'? What percentage of Trump voters? Or campaign staff. Just how deep do the tendrils reach?
 
COMING THIS SUMMER
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BRIAN KEENE IS.....THE DANGER


Fuck my ass we piggies will be eating well tonight if this shit is how he starts off.

Also patposting is spreading further among civilians...we may wanna keep an eye on that

EDIT: bruh what the hell they are already fucking great at patposting
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Guys we gotta step up our game or we gonna be outpatted by boomers

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh dear jesus christ I think i'm gonna start crygiggling again....
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Everyone's going to watch you shit in prison, child! - Well, that's a hell of a good threat. I'm going to live with the Goodfellas. Maybe everyone else has to watch each other shit, but we're gonna take over a cellblock and live like the Goombas. Boomia had a very good bowel system, he shit so tidily that he always cleared the bowl on the first flush.
 
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Update to pig canon: there are at most 23 of us split between here, ONA, xitter, and various other holes on the internet.

Also I love how he has to qualify "NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY/MY AGENT/MY WIFE/MY TOILET/MY KIDNEY" with these xeets...
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It makes me wonder if the extended Tomlinson/Raven clan received a chain of increasingly shrill phone interrogations to confirm if any one of them were calling him a fat faggot (with bitch tits) online before he returned to smugly nochild the stalker about he was not infact his brother.

Meanwhile old Granny Mildred Tomlinson in the backwoods of Arkansas puts down her banjo and delicately types out another xeet about how he lets jigaboos fart in his wife's ladyparts because he aint used to licking a hole that doesnt taste like a nigger's ass while cackling madly to herself as her old rotary phone continues to ring incessantly in the background
 
You have to remember Pat is very stupid, so he probably genuinely believes that anyone seeking or getting an interview or conversation with Putin must therefore be a Russian asset. Putin would never dare expose himself to a hard-charging interview with, say, Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow or the ladies of The View. If Tucker Carlson got an interview with Putin, it can only mean that Putin has them in his pocket and owns them body and soul. I wonder how many people Pat thinks are 'Russian agents'? What percentage of Trump voters? Or campaign staff. Just how deep do the tendrils reach?
Barbara Walters interviewed Putin on 20/20 in 2001. Megyn Kelly of NBC also did one in 2017. I think Patrick just doesn't like Tucker even though in 2020 Tucker hated Trump. Patrick is just as stupid as Canada's dictator who also claims that Tucker is a Russian asset.
I guess this is the intelligence of someone who either has friends that are pedophiles or are one.
 
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Update to pig canon: there are at most 23 of us split between here, ONA, xitter, and various other holes on the internet.

Also I love how he has to qualify "NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY/MY AGENT/MY WIFE/MY TOILET/MY KIDNEY" with these xeets...
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It makes me wonder if the extended Tomlinson/Raven clan received a chain of increasingly shrill phone interrogations to confirm if any one of them were calling him a fat faggot (with bitch tits) online before he returned to smugly nochild the stalker about he was not infact his brother.

Meanwhile old Granny Mildred Tomlinson in the backwoods of Arkansas puts down her banjo and delicately types out another xeet about how he lets jigaboos fart in his wife's ladyparts because he aint used to licking a hole that doesnt taste like a nigger's ass while cackling madly to herself as her old rotary phone continues to ring incessantly in the background
It would explain a lot if he really believes he is only being laughed at by a handful of people using hundreds of sock accounts. Thinking this, he can keep up the good fight so the idiots don’t win.

Fact is, his ego could never absorb the blow that the truth is there really are hundreds, possibly thousands, of people laughing at him online every day.
 
For the record, I am a human person of age and of sound mind and body, and I am a Patposter.

Wait I lied. I am a Rickwriter.

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

I wonder if Rick would sue if Null released a coin with This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

Even without buying the copyright to his face or translating to Latin, such a coin could have legs.
 
Ok niggers, got a mathematics question for you
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There are at most 23 stalker childs. Pig says there are "millions of posts" there which is incorrect as there are only like 1.35 million posts on the entire site, but I guess the fat is crusting round his eyes again.

1.35 million divided by 23 is 58696 posts each on that specific forum, which according to pig canon is merely the tip of the ice berg.

Assuming that the patposting phenomena is roughly six years old, each of the 23 stalkerchilds has thus been posting roughly thirty times a day there every day for six years, each using close to a hundred different burner accounts due to there being like 2100 oNa registered accounts

They also maintain hundreds of burner twitter accounts and rotate/recreate them when suspended, and have enough of a presence on kiwifarms to have a thread with over 70k posts

They are also regularly planning and executing everything from swattings to vandalism at his personal property and spamming his associates with emails

They are also texting him.

With all this and many, many other factors I did not include in this equation, my question for you is this....

....doesnt the sheer amount of mindless posting and account management and obsessive interactions this would require of each of them *perfectly* resemble what we know of Pat?

Because as i have mentioned before, the pig man's overtly retarded and hilarious narrative about the stalkerchild cult makes a whole lot of sense when you consider he is likely assuming that everyone else on the planet is equally as hilariously fucking lifeless and pathetic and terminally addicted to social media as he is with his dozens if not hundreds of daily xeets, replies to texts, different social media account management, and various other shit....hell he probably thinks he is on the lower end of the scale because hes a badass gun toting successful author n shit

Or to put it more pretentiously, the pig imagines pure pathetic evil....and all he can see in his mind's eye is his own fat fucking face
 
He really is autistic. His feed has predictable content that he recycles. Before his poorfag phase he used to post about wintering his motorcycle every year. We got the “her herrrr dis building isn’t up to code” alley posts, we got the hot sauce hovel posts, now pigs canon, what are some of them other repetitive pats?

It’s also notable that oftentimes the words are almost exactly the same in these recycled posts. His pig brain is pickled.
Come November we'll get the "knees in the wind post" and pictures of hoan bridge before he puts the bike away for winter (throws a tarp on it)
 
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