Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dude Snakes]

Spoiler: GO AHEAD JOSHIE

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God damn it I did not want 5o see Jessica sucking off Josh!

 

[bookers]

Casper's Dwarven blacksmith returns with an update.

That knife is pretty fuckin badass toobz

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That knife is pretty fuckin badass toobz

I'd unironically buy one if they're not marked up too much.

 

[PigFarm]

I don't understand how people like him can drink so much. My body wouldn't handle it and I can't drink through hangovers.

Yet the ozzy Osbornes of the world are drinking their weight in vodka daily. It's impressive

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don't understand how people like him can drink so much. My body wouldn't handle it and I can't drink through hangovers.

Yet the ozzy Osbornes of the world are drinking their weight in vodka daily. It's impressive

That's just how genetics work, bud.

 

[PigFarm]

That's just how genetics work, bud.

I think i might look into why some people can just party 24/7 and still stand, because I'm a bitter nerd and want to know how someone as defunct as cobra can be built like a fucking tank

 

['Ole Dente]

I don't understand how people like him can drink so much. My body wouldn't handle it and I can't drink through hangovers.

Yet the ozzy Osbornes of the world are drinking their weight in vodka daily. It's impressive

Here’s how you can do it.

Start to hate yourself. That’s not being generally displeased with the day or agonizing over your recent mistakes but a nice, simmering hatred for what you are. It’ll paralyze you into inaction so it’s a one time trip, it’s all downhill from here with little hope of recovery.

Then you find alcohol. It’s a nice lubricant to ease the daily ass fucking both life and your own acrimonious bullshit will bring. Whatever ill effects the alcoholism brings will pale in comparison to living your life without it, so you’re kinda stuck with what you’ve got here. Eventually you learn to tolerate it, even like it, and your body literally cannot function without it. You’ll forget a time where you didn’t wake up and drink a six pack.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think i might look into why some people can just party 24/7 and still stand, because I'm a bitter nerd and want to know how someone as defunct as cobra can be built like a fucking tank.

Constitution was the only stat he put points in. Everything else is a dump stat for a boglim. Some people's livers and other organs are just built different.

Spoiler: PL

Alcoholism runs in my family and I can drink a bottle of wine in like 3 hours and only feel slightly shitty the next day if I drink water. But I'm also an introvert and being around people totally drains me.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I really think Josh has like much more significant brain damage from pain fumes than people think. It's obvious to everyone he's much worse off these days, but I think people chalk it up to "being drunk all day" when the sad fact of the matter is he's so much worse off now that Homedad, if he really deemed it necessary, he likely could have Josh handed over to the state as a legitimately helpless retard. Prolonged aerosol paint exposure is among one of the most dangerous things imaginable, and he'd been doing it non-stop, right by his bed, for years.

I think lack of shared interest is the best case scenario, I legitimately don't think he's physical able to force his brain to function for something as simple as "pal around with friends" anymore.

People really underestimate how nasty VOCs can be.
https://www.osha.gov/annotated-pels/table-z-1
https://www.sentryair.com/blog/indu...spray-paint/the-hazards-of-spray-paint-fumes/
Just looking at the first apartment you can tell that without an air quality tester that it was definitely over exposure limits. It's out of the question when units around him complained of paint fumes.
It may be TMI but even way back in fucking highschool shop class the very first we were ever told about spray paint was to always keep it stored in the flammable storage cabinet, and only use it upwind, outdoors, or inside the paint booth with the fume extractor running.
We all know the boy's huffed himself regarded on duster but I'd wager the years of sleeping three feet away from a milk crate of old spray paint cans did more brain and CNS damage than sporadic duster use for several months.
It reminds me of that one dude on Intervention who huffed it and even after getting sober he was still perma-fried.

 

[PigFarm]

Constitution was the only stat he put points in. Everything else is a dump stat for a boglim. Some people's livers and other organs are just built different.

Spoiler: PL

Alcoholism runs in my family and I can drink a bottle of wine in like 3 hours and only feel slightly shitty the next day if I drink water. But I'm also an introvert and being around people totally drains me.

Im just salty after spending a day feeling like death because I had the audacity to enjoy my vacation last night

When you become jealous of cobe, that might be a sign to off yourself. Yikes.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Im just salty after spending a day feeling like death because I had the audacity to enjoy my vacation last night

When you become jealous of cobe, that might be a sign to off yourself. Yikes.

Think about it differently, try another perspective.
He's used to smelling shit all day, so much so that he doesn't smell it anymore. It's so putrid, that his doesn't have problems breathing it, either.
You've only smelled shit for one night, and it's still fresh to you. It still hurts your lungs.

 

[pickleparty]

The corpse from room 237 sex tape

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Im just salty after spending a day feeling like death because I had the audacity to enjoy my vacation last night

When you become jealous of cobe, that might be a sign to off yourself. Yikes.

Don't fall into the trap his alogs and weens fall into. They're jealous of him deep down because they're drunk, junkie NEETs who wish they could get free housing and money for doing next to nothing.

They forget every other aspect of Josh's life is a living hell.

 

[Mushroom King]

My best friend is a Cobra fan, I have so much fun watching shit with him.

Here's his Christmas present.

Spoiler: Cobra Themed Christmas

He only ever opens this shit to the newest page.

Bond smells like lavender and some floral mix, Bond 2 smells like slightly damp wood chipping, I am not kidding, neither are as strong of a scent as Irish Spring. I am not going to try the Grondyke soap, it's for him, but Cobra describing it as 'dank' is pretty accurate for all the wrong reasons. If I met someone who bathed in Bond 2, I would think they were one of those women who don't believe in soapo and only use tree sap as deodorant and smell like an old book. FRESH TIMBER is one hell of a sentence for soap.

My Halloween shitpost should be done soon. Are we not due for a drunk livestream? Did his video getting removed make it so he can't stream for a week?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That knife is pretty fuckin badass toobz

It's a garbage tier template, someone gave him several dozens of them, he didn't forge it. It surely will be even more trash then when it was stamped out now that he's taken an angle grinder to it. He also has the filming skills of KingCobraJFS, only genius camera locations in Casper Wyoming.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I don't understand how people like him can drink so much. My body wouldn't handle it and I can't drink through hangovers.

Yet the ozzy Osbornes of the world are drinking their weight in vodka daily. It's impressive

It's definitely genetics. I know a few fellas who can drink all night and be active the next day like nothing ever happened. It's rare, but I think it's a constitution type thing as well. Probably a 50/50 type thing. Good genetics and strong mindset the next day.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jessica Boyle and Ethan Ralph, the Bog Hag and the Bog Hog, match made in heaven?
They’re both disgusting mentally ill drug-addicted alcoholics in severe denial of reality, and now they’re both revenge pornographers too.

I gotta say, I think Ralph would somehow win that exchange. All NAL has is screaming which Ralph is immune to. He'd out holler her any day.

 

[PigFarm]

It's definitely genetics. I know a few fellas who can drink all night and be active the next day like nothing ever happened. It's rare, but I think it's a constitution type thing as well. Probably a 50/50 type thing. Good genetics and strong mindset the next day.

Honestly it's probably a blessing to not have cobe strength. It's a lot easier to not be a raging alcoholic when a hangover makes you want to vomit at the thought of a drink.

It love to take a peek at his blood tests. I wonder when the last time was that he even had ang done

 

[bookers]

id imagine that he does get hungover as fuck.
especially considering the fact that like ... im not even sure he drinks water, like, ever.
its probably also at least partially why he eats the way he does.
like you dont eat a lot until hunger really hits and then that makes you crave something extremely greasy and heavy (fast food).
that stuff will soak up the booze and make you feel better when you're hungover as shit.
but this seems to be his eating patterns where like he pigs out on shit at random times.
he doesnt eat in like a scheduled way that a normal person would
this is consistent with boozing because alcohol can sometimes mask your hunger but then the hunger gets extreme and makes you pig out.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Honestly it's probably a blessing to not have cobe strength. It's a lot easier to not be a raging alcoholic when a hangover makes you want to vomit at the thought of a drink.

It love to take a peek at his blood tests. I wonder when the last time was that he even had ang done

As far as we know he hasn't been to any kind of doctor since 2020. He refused to go to the hospital when Clint called the cops on him that one Christmas.