Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Didn’t Josh used to stream on chaturbathe stroking his cawack? At least this time around someone’s doing it for him. Dunno was he’s screeching revenge porn like a 19 year old chick who opened up an onlyfans

If someone releases a recording of your sex act without you agreeing to it, that's revenge porn. Just because he showed his dick then doesn't make it ok for her to show it to everyone else.

 

[Archie Bunker]

There are screenshots of her sending it out in insta DMs.
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Do we know who these were sent to?

 

[youngestniggaincharge]

Didn’t Josh used to stream on chaturbathe stroking his cawack? At least this time around someone’s doing it for him. Dunno was he’s screeching revenge porn like a 19 year old chick who opened up an onlyfans

Buddy josh is faaar from perfect but you're talking about a human being vs the fire pit from the temple of doom that the Indian people were praying to

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

If someone releases a recording of your sex act without you agreeing to it, that's revenge porn. Just because he showed his dick then doesn't make it ok for her to show it to everyone else.

I think Jessica will work her way back into the trailer before he goes through with any charges. I hope I am proven wrong, though.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Do we know who these were sent to?

Here's the post they initially came from:

Screaming in Wommart parking lots is one of her long-time hobbies. Also, she's responding to DM's on insta. Someone tried to give her advice and well....
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Gutterslut mode engaged, babydawl.
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AND THEN SHE SENT THIS PERSON THE UNEDITED FOOTAGE OF HER SUCKING OFF JOSH
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Completely unprompted.

Looks like a random, unnamed Instagram person

 

[Your Landlord]

Holy fuck, we're going into a gendurr relashons rant in this thread now.

Stare into the bog-abyss and ozzy stares back, haha yesssth.

 

[Giant Machine]

I love the way Josh says JESSICA BOYLE every time he mentions her. She already showed on stream it made her seethe. Just another unintentional masterstroke by the boy.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If someone releases a recording of your sex act without you agreeing to it, that's revenge porn. Just because he showed his dick then doesn't make it ok for her to show it to everyone else.

Even Cobies managed to grasp this by pointing out that Messica reposting the filth JESSICA BOYLE herself uploaded with Pedro Pascal is not revenge porn.

Better not be being intellectually bested by a financially dependent, mentally-deficient boglim, BOY!

 

[anliteralidiot]

Even Cobies managed to grasp this by pointing out that Messica reposting the filth JESSICA BOYLE herself uploaded with Pedro Pascal is not revenge porn.

Better not be being intellectually bested by a financially dependent, mentally-deficient boglim, BOY!

It's truly astounding that he might be smarter than her? Like, what the fuck?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Casper's Dwarven blacksmith returns with an update.

 

[AnOminous]

"What me and Jessica did on camera ALLEGEDLY." I gotta wonder what he thinks allegedly means.

Even paid journotards think "allegedly" is some magic word that makes anything you say after it completely null and void.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Casper's Dwarven blacksmith returns with an update.

The "friendship dynamic" between Cobes and Darf seems unbalanced to me, I think Cobra is only hangs out with Darf sometimes, because he has noone else to hang out with.
I think Josh thinks Darf is lame and "uncool" even though Darf is propably the only remaining old friends of his, who is still loyal and actually helps him, when needed.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I love the way Josh says JESSICA BOYLE every time he mentions her. She already showed on stream it made her seethe. Just another unintentional masterstroke by the boy.

Some wiccans believe in the power of words. Some believe that naming a demon directs its attention to you, the one calling the name. Others believe that spirits, demons and such lose their power when you invoke their true name.
Our warlock is an expert at taunting demons and a circle of protection upon him that Jessica Boyle is the type of BPDemon to weaken when named.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Some wiccans believe in the power of words. Some believe that naming a demon directs its attention to you, the one calling the name. Others believe that spirits, demons and such lose their power when you invoke their true name.
Our warlock is an expert at taunting demons and a circle of protection upon him that Jessica Boyle is the type of BPDemon to weaken when named.

The first time he did the JESSICA BOYLE thing in a video, I had a dream about it. In it, whenever someone went on a Livestream, the mods in the chat would type their name three times, and when they left they would type it backwards three times. The backwards part was to ward off demons.

Cobes' magic effected my dreams.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Didn’t Josh used to stream on chaturbathe stroking his cawack? At least this time around someone’s doing it for him. Dunno was he’s screeching revenge porn like a 19 year old chick who opened up an onlyfans

Laws is laws, my man, and the swamp hag committed a crime.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The "friendship dynamic" between Cobes and Darf seems unbalanced to me, I think Cobra is only hangs out with Darf sometimes, because he has noone else to hang out with.
I think Josh thinks Darf is lame and "uncool" even though Darf is propably the only remaining old friends of his, who is still loyal and actually helps him, when needed.

He seems like a genuinely good dude even though he's one of many Casper weirdos that rotate in and out of the Cobraverse. Only Darf isn't a degenerate junkie like most other homeboys. Josh probably thinks Darf is lame because he can't drink and party constantly because he's got a job and kids to provide for.

It's pretty sad because plenty of non regarded people lose friends to parenthood once they hit the second half of their 20s.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

The "friendship dynamic" between Cobes and Darf seems unbalanced to me, I think Cobra is only hangs out with Darf sometimes, because he has noone else to hang out with.
I think Josh thinks Darf is lame and "uncool" even though Darf is propably the only remaining old friends of his, who is still loyal and actually helps him, when needed.

Agree, I think Josh sees himself as a rebel badboy turning the status quo on its upside down, and Darf being the level headed all things considered person he is... well he couldn't possibly be on Joshies level. That ODD will skew your perceptions boy

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I think Josh thinks Darf is lame and "uncool"

I don't think so. While he definitely saw himself the "rock star" and Darf "the roadie", he was as close to as "normal guy" outside of some of the earlier Homeboy Scotty days.

 

[niggers]

i mean we saw it last time darf was over, they just had nothing in common. darf was like "hey i don't have to work 2 jobs anymore" and cobes just autism stared. "i might move my mother in law out" and cobes was pretty much like "cool".

darf doesn't have any interest in garbage juice or cartoons, josh doesn't have any interest in work or family dynamics. like many old pals, they grew too far apart.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

i mean we saw it last time darf was over, they just had nothing in common. darf was like "hey i don't have to work 2 jobs anymore" and cobes just autism stared. "i might move my mother in law out" and cobes was pretty much like "cool".

darf doesn't have any interest in garbage juice or cartoons, josh doesn't have any interest in work or family dynamics. like many old pals, they grew too far apart.

I really think Josh has like much more significant brain damage from pain fumes than people think. It's obvious to everyone he's much worse off these days, but I think people chalk it up to "being drunk all day" when the sad fact of the matter is he's so much worse off now that Homedad, if he really deemed it necessary, he likely could have Josh handed over to the state as a legitimately helpless retard. Prolonged aerosol paint exposure is among one of the most dangerous things imaginable, and he'd been doing it non-stop, right by his bed, for years.

I think lack of shared interest is the best case scenario, I legitimately don't think he's physical able to force his brain to function for something as simple as "pal around with friends" anymore.